Your Favorite New Quest/Questline

#1 Posted by melcene (3056 posts) -

So obviously there are a lot of new quests out there, even if you don't have the Cata expansion.  Some of them are really damn funny.   Share your new favorite quest or questline so far! 
 
Here's mine... it's a new questline from Badlands. 
 

The Day That Deathwing Came 

 The Day That Deathwing Came 
 
Theldurin The Lost: 
 
Deathwing made quite a mess when he passed through these parts. If it weren't for me, he'd probably still be here, layin' waste to all the good people of the Badlands.
What, you don't believe me? Fine, let me tell you the whole story.     
 
Theldurin the Lost yells: I'll punch you too!        Theldruin the Lost says: P-p-punch!  
Theldruin the Lost says:
 Face punch!  
Theldruin the Lost says:
 Take that, dangerous enemy!  
Theldruin the Lost says:
 Theldurin the Lost!  
Theldruin the Lost says:
 Get punched!  
Theldruin the Lost says:
 I'm going to punch that dragon right in the face! 
Theldruin the Lost says:
 I'm coming for you, Deathwing!
 
 Some story, huh?  Now you know why Deathwing hasn't come back here since.   
 
Lucien Tosselwrench says: No, no, no, Theldurin. You're telling the story wrong!     

The Day That Deathwing Came: The Real Story 

 
The Day That Deathwing Came: The Real Story  
 
 Not only was Theldurin's story wrong, it was boring, unimaginitive, and slow.
I'll tell you how things really happened on that day.     
 

Keep "shrinking the world" until...

Walk around the Badlands and look for clouds to search them. He has some random commentary during the process

  • Lucien Tosselwrench says: When I find that dragon, I'm gonna throw him to Kalimdor.
  • Lucien Tosselwrench says: Surprise, dragon! Aw, shucks.
  • Lucien Tosselwrench says: Where you at?
  • Lucien Tosselwrench says: Where are you, dragon?
  • Lucien Tosselwrench says: He can't have gotten far...

Look up. Right-click the "sun" to reveal Deathwing.

Theldurin the Lost says: Wow, Lucien. You need to stop drinking RIGHT NOW.

The Day That Deathwing Came: What Really Happened 

 
The Day That Deathwing Came: What Really Happened     
 

These two have no idea how to tell a story.  Theldurin's story was too short, and  Lucien's tale was a little too tall, if you catch my drift.

Also, neither of their stories had hot babes in them.

Sit back, <name>. I'll tell you what really happened that day.

 

Choose to either save a female orc, female night elf, female human or a male blood elf

 
  

This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.