Shit, I don't remember, it was "Wrapped in plastic" for a long time cuz I love Twin Peaks and it sounds cool, but I might've changed it.
 
EDIT: Nope still "Wrapped in plastic", maybe I'll change it at some point if I think of something cool and reflective of my nature and mood that isn't really obvious.

Cool story bro. because I get messages saying how I abuse host in gears.

"POW Block Anyone?"
One of my favorite Bombcast jokes.

FIVE GRAND 
I was playing Need for Speed: Most Wanted at the time.

 
 
 
Because I decided to remove it.

Briguile.
Because it's always been open whenever I make a profile.

bring the noise!  
 
i think haha 
 
public enemy are fucking ace thats why

My motto use to be "you bet yer A$$" and then my whole profile magically changed to, "Code of Conduct"...i didn't type it in. Microsoft mauges made that happen. Apparently ya can't say A$$ or "smart-ass" anywhere in yer profile....oh, but you can publicly advertise a film called KICK-ASS...that's fine......in the event you'd want to do that.
 
yeah microsoft peoples is dingle-fucks.
 
but currently it's "Mother F that spider" ...cause that mother F'in spider pisses me the F off.

Throwin up the Goosie

because like the Cavaliers, I drain threes? 

Naw idk but I like it. 

"Arrivederci."
 
Mostly in reference to Inglourious Basterds.

LARP or die.
 
There's no real reason.  I just find it funny.

"pr0", cos it describes me so well.

"Prepare to Drop", simple Halo reference.

TNSTAAFL
 
A shout out to fans of science fiction.

Whirl World? NEVER.

" 私はオスカーのマイクだ    Because I am. "

" @natetodamax said:

" 私はオスカーのマイクだ    Because I am. "

What does that mean? Oh wait it means because I am?

" @natetodamax said:

" 私はオスカーのマイクだ    Because I am. "

You're a weeaboo? "

IPFREELY

No Gods or Kings.
Only man.
 
Cause I am Atheist and love Bioshock

no motto for me,  never filled stuff out

Mine is Stick to the Plan, quoting an episode of Unforgotten Realms. 
 
Should probably change it sometime, though.

"This is my Boomstick!"
 -Ash Evil Dead.
 Pretty obvious, because it's awesome!

I had "Douche Chill!" to quote Arrested Development.

'No Glove No Love' 
 
....and no need to explain

Mine's pretty much always been "Explosives Solve All" because I couldn't fit the word "Everything" in there.
 
Because if they don't work, you're not using enough of them.

"nah guy" coz it's a joke with friends

"I save you too late "
 
I change my motto to inside jokes and such almost daily.   
 
But the story behind it is in MW2 my Broski Nukleit and I are a dynamic duo and he ALWAYS Steals my awesome kills and I ALWAYS kill a guy split seconds after he kills him... and that happened and I said "I save you too late."

" "God is a DJ"  Cause I think its true :D "

 Mine is "Feed Me A Stray Cat" cause American Psycho is the shit

"Blazers+2 yrs=champs!"
 
It's gonna happen...

slo-mo 
 
I like anything that makes the rest of the world go a little bit slower.

"I've got candy in my van" because i made my avatar look like a pedophile.
 
    

Ignorance is a bliss .
 
Because i love this quote .

"All I ever wanted was true peace, harmony and antigravitational boots" cause it's a great song and it sums me up, in a way.

Top 100 Cutoff! [Ss-] 
 
 
Figure it out.

" I've got 2 words for you"
I am a DX fan.

"Khant touch this." Why? Because I will not stop until Barrack Obama agrees to change his campaign slogan to "Yes we KHAAAAAAANNNNN!!"
 
Also, MC Hama is the shizz.

"Listen to the Cliffs"
 
Sounds all philosophical, even though it's just referring to listening to the song Cliffs of Dover, one of the best guitar pieces ever.

" Ignorance is a bliss .  Because i love this quote . "