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#1 Posted by kylekrueger (132 posts) -

What is the most ridiculous reason you've been suspended on Xbox live for? Today i was banned for 2 weeks for having "i be pleasin" in my bio.

#2 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -

Exposing myself after a round of uno. 

#3 Posted by LiquidPrince (16523 posts) -
@kylekrueger said:
" What is the most ridiculous reason you've been suspended on Xbox live for? Today i was banned for 2 weeks for having "i be pleasin" in my bio. "
That's retarded... Really?
#4 Posted by natetodamax (19421 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" Exposing myself after a round of uno.  "
You would do that.
#5 Posted by Skytylz (4070 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" Exposing myself after a round of uno.  "
I wonder if anyone has actually been banned for this.
#6 Posted by Empirepaintball (1462 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man said:
"Exposing myself after a round of uno.  "

Rofl, win!
#7 Edited by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -
@natetodamax said:

" @The_Laughing_Man said:

" Exposing myself after a round of uno.  "
You would do that. "
Let me find the link  *this was not me. I could just not resist bringing this back up again* 
 

#8 Posted by gingertastic_10 (4314 posts) -

For liking Sony.

#9 Posted by Interfect (1000 posts) -

For being Canadian and doing lines of cocaine..

#10 Posted by kylekrueger (132 posts) -
@LiquidPrince:  yea i couldn't believe it either. I'm not gonna lie I've been suspended before, but those times were at least reasonable this time just seems like they were digging for something.
#11 Posted by Empirepaintball (1462 posts) -

Damn... 9999? He's got a while.  
 
And it's because he's black.
#12 Posted by Skytylz (4070 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" @natetodamax said:

" @The_Laughing_Man said:

" Exposing myself after a round of uno.  "
You would do that. "
Let me find the link  *this was not me. I could just not resist bringing this back up again* 
 

"
In the year 10,000 he could log in atleast.
#13 Posted by Gamer_152 (14300 posts) -

I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy.

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#14 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -

i got suspended for putting on my bio the beaners are coming the beaners are coming hide your hub caps. I got 2 weeks for it and i felt dumb.

#15 Posted by Three0neFive (2312 posts) -
@scarace360 said:
" i got suspended for putting on my bio the beaners are coming the beaners are coming hide your hub caps. I got 2 weeks for it and i felt dumb. "
You are a terrible person.
#16 Posted by one_2nd (2388 posts) -
@kylekrueger: I had 'Treyarch sucks' and got banned for awhile. After I got unbanned I tried to  make my motto 'Code of Conduct sucks' but it wouldn't let me. 
#17 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

I'm surprised my joke account that a 1 month I've been using for boosting friends in Halo hasn't gotten banned. It has this girls number in the bio, who I hate, and says to call or text her for phone sex. :P

#18 Posted by EveretteScott (1611 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
#19 Posted by Sly_Ry (155 posts) -

I'm surprised I haven't been suspended.  
 
I have the quote from American Psycho in my bio about killing Paul Allen with an axe and his body dissolving in a bathtub in Hells Kitchen.  
 
Paul Allen is also the name of the man who co-founded Microsoft. Yikes!

#20 Posted by AjayRaz (12679 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
you and i both. i'm kind of surprised i never got some sort of warning, too with the content that used to be on my profile. 
#21 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

I think I got suspended once for having some variation of the word fucking in my bio. 
 
That sounds right.

#22 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -

Never banned or anything, but one time I was playing team SWAT with some friends on Halo 3, and I absolutely killed this team of girls. I had like 25 kills, 0 deaths, a couple exterminations (which is when you kill every person on the team, each within like 4 seconds of each other). They gave me bad ratings. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wasn't even a jerk about it. I was expressing my amazement at my performance, but I wasn't rubbing it in or anything. They weren't too happy about it.... Oh, by the way, they were freaking terrible.

#23 Posted by Rowr (5862 posts) -

being thirteen is hilarious!!! 
 
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

#24 Posted by Redbullet685 (6222 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
#25 Posted by JJOR64 (19572 posts) -
@Redbullet685 said:
" @Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
"
#26 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7802 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:
" Never banned or anything, but one time I was playing team SWAT with some friends on Halo 3, and I absolutely killed this team of girls. I had like 25 kills, 0 deaths, a couple exterminations (which is when you kill every person on the team, each within like 4 seconds of each other). They gave me bad ratings. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wasn't even a jerk about it. I was expressing my amazement at my performance, but I wasn't rubbing it in or anything. They weren't too happy about it.... Oh, by the way, they were freaking terrible. "
How not to get laid. ^^^^^
#27 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7802 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" @Redbullet685 said:
" @Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
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#28 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -
@NekuSakuraba:  Let me guess. You're one of those guys that gets a hard-on as soon as he hears a girl's voice online, and then tries to do everything he can to convince her to go out with him, right?
#29 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7802 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:
" @NekuSakuraba:  Let me guess. You're one of those guys that gets a hard-on as soon as he hears a girl's voice online, and then tries to do everything he can to convince her to go out with him, right? "
Nope, i was just messing with you. -__-
#30 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -
@NekuSakuraba: Haha, alright, alright. Sorry for my harsh reaction. I didn't take it personally at first, but got more annoyed as I started to write a reply.
#31 Posted by Djeffers03 (2537 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
#32 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2693 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
You speak the truth.
#33 Posted by kylekrueger (132 posts) -

Ya I've been suspended a total of 4 times now and the other times were warranted i guess, but "I be pleasin" isn't ban worthy if you ask me.

#34 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19303 posts) -

they ban for shit like that ?

#35 Posted by Drewbs (2794 posts) -

  I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy.

#36 Posted by Bam_D_Leprechaun (820 posts) -
@NekuSakuraba said:
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" @Gamer_152 said:
" I've never been suspended before, I'm a good boy. "
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#37 Posted by OmegaPirate (5642 posts) -
@Bam_D_Leprechaun said:
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#38 Edited by snoopdye (93 posts) -

I've never been suspended before. I do snitch on a lot of hate mail, though. Godforbid I'm good at the game and I'm not cheating. Thankfully they cuss at me too so I actually have something to report. I save the message and see that they've been offline for a week and assume it's cus of me. I'm a bastard that way....  :-/

#39 Posted by Jeust (11573 posts) -

Neva!

#40 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

Never banned or suspended.

#41 Posted by WilliamRLBaker (4941 posts) -

I've never been banned. I've had an account on xbox live for 8 years.

#42 Posted by ArchScabby (5877 posts) -

I've had Xbox Live for more then 6 years and have never been banned.

#43 Posted by Dooops (314 posts) -

No bans ... yet :)
#44 Posted by Karmum (11515 posts) -

I was suspended once, but I think I had some inappropriate wording in my bio. Probably contained an explicit or two, so I guess it was deserved. Aside from that, nothing.

#45 Posted by mazik765 (2335 posts) -

I don't put stupid shit in my bio (or expose myself during uno) so I've never been suspended.

#46 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19824 posts) -

I've never been banned or suspended.

#47 Posted by tsolless (481 posts) -

I haven't been but I don't put anything in my bio or status.

#48 Posted by TeaBaggins (10 posts) -

I was just suspended for my motto: i drink p33 and my bio: i pee freely. Nice to know Microsoft is working hard to protect kids from the dangers of urine ingestion and freedom

#49 Posted by louiedog (2381 posts) -
@TeaBaggins said:
" I was just suspended for my motto: i drink p33 and my bio: i pee freely. Nice to know Microsoft is working hard to protect kids from the dangers of urine ingestion and freedom "
I played MNC last night against a guy with Pooping in his gamertag. I thought about adding him to my friends list to keep track of him and see how long it takes for them to make him change it.
#50 Posted by one_2nd (2388 posts) -
@TeaBaggins said:
" I was just suspended for my motto: i drink p33 and my bio: i pee freely. Nice to know Microsoft is working hard to protect kids from the dangers of urine ingestion and freedom "
My bio said "Treyarch sucks" and I got the ban..

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