User's who do not wish to pay the fee for XBOX LIVE GOLD now have another way to play online.

Xbox 360 owners with an xbox 360 vision camera now qualify for "Go For Gold"

Instead of paying Microsoft in some form of valid currency, Users can now pay with their bodies!!!

Seamless online gameplay is free, and requires little user participation.

* Just position your xbox live vision camera towards your usually seating area
* Make sure the room has optimal lighting conditions
* Sit nude, and game for hours

BUT YOU MIGHT BE SAYING: HOW CAN WE GIVE YOU XBOX LIVE AND NUDE GAMING ALL AT ONCE???????

WELL IT'S QUITE SIMPLE: We broadcast your vision camera's live feed to our perfectly legal Malaysian webcam site!

market research polls have shown that people half way across the world will pay a monthly fee to acess video of lazy north American's lying naked eating doritos off the floor

BUT THATS NOT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

if you pre-ordered NATAL from amazon.com you will recieve a NATAL pre-release and on a 3 year lease.                             
with NATAL your body temperature and thermal imaging scans are taken in real time and streamed live across fetis sites. ( prototype NATAL's thermal imaging may cause defunct genitalia, and perfuse vomiting out of ears )


UPPON ACTIVATION OF GO FOR GOLD:
A NEW NUMBER SYSTEM IS ADDED BELOW GAMERSCORE
GAMERWHORE SHOWS HOW MANY ALL TIME VIEWERS THAT USER HAS

YOU DONT NEED WII FIT TO FEEL ATRACTIVE AND WANTED!!!!!!!!!! FANS WILL WANT SEND YOU FRIENDLY TOKENS OF THERE FRIENDSHIP!!!

WHEN THE FEDEX MAN COMES AND GIVES YOU A PAIR OF SOMEONES USED UNDERWAIR, SHIPPED EXPRESS AIR.....U KNOW U ARE SPECIAL

AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Greatest Idea Ever!!!!

The best idea in the history of ideas.

Your one of those people that are the cause from all the insane stories I hear when you play Uno on XBLA, aren't you?

This combines all of my favorite hobbies!

I'm in!

Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.

Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much.

They should do this for the Wii.

I don't do uno. i mean a bunch or random people hooking up and having a fun time just talking.....never knowing how has what....unprotected

some scary stuff man. uno is like the online glory hole

SIGN ME UP!!

" Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much. "

"@The_A_Drain said:

" Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much. "

live is less than $5 a month........ i am sure you are aesthetically pleasing enough to whore your self out for $4 something a month. If not, just visit a retirement community and try and shack up with some senile old women. Tell them your mat lock, and that you can give them affordable medical coverage for just pennies a day"

The very thought of me nude is enough to make me scared, let alone anyone else having to see it  x(

Well if this is the case Microsoft owes me about 8 months of gold membership. :D

We need more people like you in the White House.

I failed to find the humor here. All I found was a post full of retarded.

Some would call this idea sick, truth is their just not capable of handling the truth- This is the Future.

" @Th3_James said:

"@The_A_Drain said:

" Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much. "

live is less than $5 a month........ i am sure you are aesthetically pleasing enough to whore your self out for $4 something a month. If not, just visit a retirement community and try and shack up with some senile old women. Tell them your mat lock, and that you can give them affordable medical coverage for just pennies a day"

It's not about the cost dipshit, it's about the fact I rarely ever use it and don't really want it. But do want achievements. "

I'm not waiting for this idea to take off, I'm getting naked right now!  Someone get me some Cool Ranch.

saaaaaawweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!  Should I sit cross legged or as I usually do, with my...just hangin' out.

This game needs to be free for everyone who signs up.

" @Th3_James: I'm sorry Mr. Intentionally Dense, but I think it's pretty obvious i'm talking about Multiplayer achievements. "

lol wonder how many would take this up if it were put into effect.

The first few lines I honestly thought this was real. Then the vision camera came up...

funny

" The best idea in the history of ideas. "

" @Th3_James: There's obviously a ton of people who care about achievements, or we wouldn't have about 10 different dedicated websites, and a huge amount of achievement related functionality on other sites.It's not unheard of for someone who likes achievements to not like multiplayer. As for 'sucking it up' what do you think i'm doing by paying the damn fee, asshole, i'm still allowed to complain about it though. "

well if you are on a beach, there is usually sand involved. But neither of us is currently on a beach so sand should not be an issue

"well if you are on a beach, there is usually sand involved. But neither of us is currently on a beach so sand should not be an issue"

whenever i hear something about merchants i always picture middle eastern town, and i don't know why, but i always feel like when i see like some shit with markets in some sandy place.

like when assassins creed came out i was like. mmmmm that looks nice

cept for sand in ur ass

Motherfucking Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

I want a magic carpet.

Wait... is that racist? That I would expect a person in a market like that to stock magic carpets.

"I think $5 is a lot of money for something I don't want."

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Penis

"

I'm naked right now, give me xbox live!

This here is an idea for a better economy, better global stabilization, and world peace.

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This here is an idea for a better economy, better global stabilization, and world peace.

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" They should do this for the Wii. "

I already game nude but I will be dammed if I buy that stupid camera