Dorkly posted this fictional first draft of Don Mattrick's open letter, and it's pretty damn funny.

My favorite part: "As far as Kinect watching you, yes- you uncovered our master plan to watch overweight twenty-somethings play Skyrim for 8 hours straight."

http://www.dorkly.com/article/52521/don-mattricks-first-draft-of-the-xbox-one-update-announcement

Fantastic. I know it's a humor piece at the expense of Don Mattrick, but you know he was thinking this over the last few weeks. Mirrored my reaction to Microsoft backing down yesterday. This whole thing was so reminiscent of when the Mass Effect 3 ending broke the internet. Funny enough, I defended that too.