I will be saying Xbone

Microsoft Xbone'd my loyalty in them.

Xflop, the classic Nintendo/PC/PS3 fanboy name for the console.

I voted for The One just because of how hilariously stupid of a nickname that is.

But in honesty, I'll call it the Xbox.

No option for "Eggs Box" so I'm going with "Xbox." I'll probably call it "the new Xbox" for a while before the 360 is out of the picture.

As for dumb flashy nicknames, I think "Xone" (pronounced "Zone") is far superior to "Xbone."

Xbox One for some time (at least, a year or two), then just "the Xbox", once the 360 has clearly stepped two a secondary position in Microsoft's grand scheme.

Probably the XBO, maybe Xbone but most likely the XBO.

Xpac

I like 'X1' for some reason.

But on an unrelated note, did Microsoft not really think this name would confuse people?

Xbox 1

Xbone, definitely! I don't see it as a disparaging name, just a really smart way of fiddling with acronyms. Also, shrinking down three letters into two syllables? Nice.

Xboneless

Any reasonable person will call it the XBO. It keeps the the 3 character convention and sounds good.

People that say Xbone, which obviously is being pronounced in the oh-so-clever X-bone way, are pretty dumb.

Yes, if you say Xbone, you are dumb.

Eczema Box. If you touch that accursed thing or any of its minion controllers a scabrous befoulment will fall upon you. Some will know its origins but most will blame it on your chronic worshipping of Onan.

I agree with this. I got used to "360" so "XBO" is an easy evolution.

Probably just Xbox. I'm sure as hell won't call it "The One".

Xbone

If X.B.O gets said enough times, I might just adapt. I'll either say xbox or the new xbox till then.

Knocking Cocks.