XBox One Getting Porn

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#1 Posted by Krakn3Dfx (2502 posts) -

Hide your children, there's a free trial.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/124078-Streaming-Porn-Service-Coming-to-Next-Xbox

SugarDVD starts at $7.95 for unlimited streaming service and also offers options for DVD rentals through the mail and "Pay-Per-Minute" viewing - because hey, who watches these things for more than a few minutes at a time, am I right? There's even a free trial, for those who aren't 100 percent clear about what's on offer here.

#2 Posted by Humanity (10041 posts) -

I dunno who would pay for that when there are a number of free porn streaming sites that you could just open in the Explorer window ON the XBO but hey choice is never a bad thing I guess.

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#3 Edited by Rafaelfc (1443 posts) -

Cue rampant sexism in videogames discussion

#4 Edited by Snail (8659 posts) -

Real strange that Mictosoft would allow this. Like they need any more deprecating jokes in Late Night monologues.

#5 Edited by oldenglishC (1006 posts) -

According to the article, it's been available on all the current consoles for awhile. Weird that it's not an advertised feature (sarcasm).

#6 Posted by falserelic (5407 posts) -

@humanity said:

I dunno who would pay for that when there are a number of free porn streaming sites that you could just open in the Explorer window ON the XBO but hey choice is never a bad thing I guess.

I agree.

#7 Posted by Morningstar (2238 posts) -

YES!

#8 Posted by Snail (8659 posts) -

@oldenglishc: That makes more sense, I guess? I haven't checked the article myself, but what they probably mean is that it isn't coming to PS4?

I'm on my phone and those megabytes ain't free, sooo.

#9 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3084 posts) -

Time to cancel my PS4 preorder and put it on the XBoner.

#10 Edited by Dietomaha (114 posts) -

Well, I guess I know what's for dinner tonight!

Steak! My wife just told me! Anyways, what's going on in here?

#11 Posted by CornBREDX (5965 posts) -

I am ok with this.

#12 Posted by joshwent (2344 posts) -

@snail said:

I haven't checked the article myself, but what they probably mean is that it isn't coming to PS4?

Nope, just that they announced that they will be coming to XOne. Probably PS4, 5, 6, and everything they can. They're apparently already on Roku, Boxee, PS3, 360, Google TV, iPad, iPhone, Android, Pc, Mac, and the fucking WiiU!!!

Man, it's a great time to be alive.

#13 Posted by DeeGee (2138 posts) -

The more things I can watch porn on, the happier I am.

#14 Posted by Budwyzer (626 posts) -

@deegee said:

The more things I can watch porn on at once, the happier I am.

Fixed that for you. And I agree.

#15 Edited by Seppli (10250 posts) -

@humanity said:

I dunno who would pay for that when there are a number of free porn streaming sites that you could just open in the Explorer window ON the XBO but hey choice is never a bad thing I guess.

My guess? For the quality of paid streams. Porn is only half as good, if you can't see every pore in glorious 1080p.

#16 Posted by erhard (439 posts) -

Watching porn on a TV just sounds clunky. I do so much skipping anyway.

#17 Posted by Krakn3Dfx (2502 posts) -

I can't justify $8/month for the 1-2 minutes a day I would use it.

#18 Posted by joshwent (2344 posts) -

@erhard said:

Watching porn on a TV just sounds clunky. I do so much skipping anyway.

motion controls! just imagine the possibilities...

#19 Edited by mrfluke (5340 posts) -

lol

#20 Posted by zudthespud (3284 posts) -

Gonna watch some XBoning on my XBone.

(I'm just using my daily bad pun allocation. Move along.)

#21 Posted by AlecOfTheWest (290 posts) -

It's hard to imagine the sad, sad individual that actually pays for porn. Now, a Pornhub app? I could get behind that.

#22 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (3776 posts) -

Jesus.

#23 Posted by Animasta (14719 posts) -

Jesus.

you have to pay extra for jesus, his videos are premium

#24 Edited by Warfare (1642 posts) -

The PlayStation Eye comes with a subscription to MFC and 1000 tokens.

#25 Posted by WickedFather (1733 posts) -

Does it tile? You need at least 4 windows - three streams and more for thumbnails. I don't think this service is woman enough for me. I've got an excellent one handed xbox pad browser setup for Firefox that lets you change tabs and everything. I think I should be a consultant on this.

#26 Posted by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -

People pay for porn? What kind of demographic are they aiming at here? Only people who are computer illiterate pay for pron dvds and magazines. I can't see any of them getting an Xbone.

#27 Edited by BigJeffrey (5170 posts) -

Only if Kinect Watches

#28 Posted by Toxin066 (3326 posts) -

Well, porn made Blu-Ray. Is Microsoft hoping porn can make the Nextbox?

#29 Posted by EXTomar (4940 posts) -

Only if Kinect Watches

I was going to make a joke about how this could be the killer app for Kinect....

#30 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -

Brings a whole new meaning to the term Xboner.

#31 Edited by believer258 (12176 posts) -

"Guys! If you didn't think we were sorry enough for the online checks and Kinect requirements, here's a free trial for porn! PORN, DUDES, PLEASE BUY OUR FUCKING CONSOLE!"

Also now the "XBone" abbreviaton now makes way, way more sense.

EDIT: Apparently this is already available on a whole bunch of other platforms, PS3 and 360 included. So... nevermind. You've already got porn on current gen consoles.

#32 Posted by Demoskinos (15131 posts) -

Must be in other regions besides North America because I just searched the PSN store for giggles to see if it was there and it is in fact not there.

#33 Posted by Vinny_Says (5721 posts) -

@extomar said:

@bigjeffrey said:

Only if Kinect Watches

I was going to make a joke about how this could be the killer app for Kinect....

Killer fap is more like it....

#34 Posted by jiggajoe14 (820 posts) -

Searching for porn with the kinect voice command will be fun.

#35 Posted by spraynardtatum (3642 posts) -

I would recommend not multitasking if this app is being used. No need to expose yourself to your skype contacts. Unless that's your thing.

#36 Posted by TheHT (11767 posts) -

Debate settled: Xbone it is.

#37 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (5978 posts) -

The Return of the Sexbox

#38 Edited by Vuud (2035 posts) -

Watching porn on Xbox while Kinect watches you watching porn. What the hell is happening?

They're just giving you absolutely no reason to ever leave the house now.

#39 Edited by SecondPersonShooter (619 posts) -

and this is just only #1reasonwhy the Xbone is gonna win this generation

#40 Posted by TheHT (11767 posts) -

@vuud: It's the new circle of life.

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