"XBOX ONE" Impressions Room

#101 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4136 posts) -
#102 Edited by DocHaus (1310 posts) -

I predict that whatever happens our prejudices predictions will be confirmed.

#103 Edited by Darji (5294 posts) -

@big_jon said:

@selfconfessedcynic said:

@winternet said:

The GT pre-show will start in 5 minutes. Our boy Jeffrey will be in it, I am told.

I hope he's in the Mr Tracksuit persona.

...

Fuck it, I'll take Jeff any way I can get him.

@darji said:

@big_jon said:

@darji said:

@selfconfessedcynic said:

for those who haven't seen it;

#shotsfired

LOL nice

I love this stuff.

Yeah reminds me of the Audi/BMW stuff a while ago. Fuck Political correctness just fight XD

AAAAAAHgreed

Also, + points for them keeping it relatively jovial.

Though, I'd pay good fucking money for a cage match between Jack Tretton and a tag team of Don Mattrick and Steve Balmer.

(yes, I think Jack can take them BOTH on)

Then comes in Reggie and it's all TLC match, game over!

LOL Reggie is just a marionette without any kind of persona so no. In wrestling he would be an opening act or low card wrestler.

#104 Posted by altairre (1113 posts) -

Eventhough I tend towards buying the PS4, Microsoft might still convince me with what they're showing today and at E3. I'm definetely going to buy one of the new consoles at launch. Don't really care about UFC but I'm fairly curious about the new FIFA engine (though I hope PES looks better).

Hopefully we'll see at least one new IP.

#105 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

Oh god, I thought I was going to be stuck at 1 bar on GT for this event, but realised I had the official stream on in the background.

HD baby. Fuck yeah.

#106 Edited by big_jon (5707 posts) -

@darji said:

@big_jon said:

@selfconfessedcynic said:

@winternet said:

The GT pre-show will start in 5 minutes. Our boy Jeffrey will be in it, I am told.

I hope he's in the Mr Tracksuit persona.

...

Fuck it, I'll take Jeff any way I can get him.

@darji said:

@big_jon said:

@darji said:

@selfconfessedcynic said:

for those who haven't seen it;

#shotsfired

LOL nice

I love this stuff.

Yeah reminds me of the Audi/BMW stuff a while ago. Fuck Political correctness just fight XD

AAAAAAHgreed

Also, + points for them keeping it relatively jovial.

Though, I'd pay good fucking money for a cage match between Jack Tretton and a tag team of Don Mattrick and Steve Balmer.

(yes, I think Jack can take them BOTH on)

Then comes in Reggie and it's all TLC match, game over!

LOL Reggie is just a marionette without any kind of persona so no. In wrestling he would be an opening act or low card wrestler.

Nah dude, Reggie is the man I come to see, he'd throw their punk asses around like Canadian pizza.

#107 Posted by WinterSnowblind (7613 posts) -

I don't particularly care about either of these new consoles, but dammit. If they announce a new Viva Pinata or Banjo Kazooie, I'm in (assuming they're not uber Kinected up). They were easily the two most underrated games of this gen.

#108 Edited by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

@blu3v3nom07 said:

@selfconfessedcynic: WE WANT JEFF!, Not really Michael!

Damn right we do.

Also, I hope Sessler is on - and/or that dude from Game Informer (Andy Mac? Something like that).

#109 Posted by Unequivocable (213 posts) -

for those who haven't seen it;

BREAKING NEWS: Sony considers the Oklahoma tornado tragedy less news-worthy than the Chelsea Flower Show.

#110 Posted by Benny (1947 posts) -

Oh god, I thought I was going to be stuck at 1 bar on GT for this event, but realised I had the official stream on in the background.

HD baby. Fuck yeah.

This thing starts a 3am for you right? Hope you don't have plans tomorrow hahaha.

#111 Posted by Tom_Scherschel (119 posts) -

@moffattron9000: You need to add in "If Don Mattrick flips his hair", probably under "sip your drink" so no one goes to the hospital.

#112 Edited by Rafaelfc (1311 posts) -

I'm aboard the hype train! It's time to put all fears aside and just enjoy the show.

Warming up with some Ozzy hot jams!

#113 Posted by WinterSnowblind (7613 posts) -

@selfconfessedcynic said:

for those who haven't seen it;

BREAKING NEWS: Sony considers the Oklahoma tornado tragedy less news-worthy than the Chelsea Flower Show.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I get that it was a joke at Microsoft's expense, but uh.. pretty mistimed?

#114 Edited by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

@benny said:

@selfconfessedcynic said:

Oh god, I thought I was going to be stuck at 1 bar on GT for this event, but realised I had the official stream on in the background.

HD baby. Fuck yeah.

This thing starts a 3am for you right? Hope you don't have plans tomorrow hahaha.

Recording the podcast tomorrow! Yaaay!

also, FUCK Kotaku.

Sigh.

#115 Edited by Aegon (5377 posts) -

Lol, did you guys see what Marcus Beer said about Kotaku? It was amazing to watch , but at the same time, it makes things awks for Mr. Totilo.

#116 Edited by Winternet (8000 posts) -

Oh god, people standing up to applause.

#117 Edited by big_jon (5707 posts) -

"We are proud to announce the Xbox: Infinity, bringing family entertainment together with the next generation of Kinect!"

Get ready for it...

#118 Posted by Aegon (5377 posts) -

Halo guys

#119 Edited by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

Oh you fucking serious?

You're just going to play all the shit you posted this week?

WHERE IS MY JEFF GUR>TS<MAN

#120 Posted by BeachThunder (11634 posts) -
#121 Edited by big_jon (5707 posts) -

@aegon said:

Halo guys

I like the way you think.

#122 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4136 posts) -

Goddamn.. Fucking, just fix it.

But Destiny, dawg..

#123 Posted by Winternet (8000 posts) -

Halo 5 has to be there? So then it comes out in 2014 or 2015? Yeah, it totally has to be there.

#124 Edited by Optix12 (609 posts) -

Did I make it in time for the Hype Train? I have the dorito snacks and pepsi if that helps?

#125 Edited by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

Halo 5 has to be there? So then it comes out in 2014 or 2015? Yeah, it totally has to be there.

I only recently realised that there's been a Halo every year for years.

Man.

#126 Posted by SpaceRunaway (826 posts) -
#127 Posted by Winternet (8000 posts) -

Who is this guy talking about Halo? What is going on?

#128 Posted by Darji (5294 posts) -

Halo 5 has to be there? So then it comes out in 2014 or 2015? Yeah, it totally has to be there.

Halo would be a E3 thing if even. This thing is only 1 hour long and we already know about Fifa, UFC, Battlefield, NBA Live from EA alone. Also COD of course^^

#129 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

Who is this guy talking about Halo? What is going on?

Halo 7 confirmed.

#130 Posted by Winternet (8000 posts) -

"We're hopefully that Halo 4 is the Empire Strikes Back" Who is this "we"? What in the ...what?

#131 Edited by Aegon (5377 posts) -

Don't get excited guys, the KH thing is just a GT timeline feature.

#132 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

I wonder if this KH feature will help me understand why people like Kingdom Hearts?

#133 Posted by big_jon (5707 posts) -
#134 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -
#136 Posted by Aegon (5377 posts) -

How are we going to watch Jeff Gertsmann while also watching Ryan Daviz, Vinny Cravella and Patrick Klepkik?

#137 Posted by Winternet (8000 posts) -
#138 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

@aegon said:

How are we going to watch Jeff Gertsmann while also watching Ryan Daviz, Vinny Cravella and Patrick Klepkik?

Man, Chat isn't even up yet.

Goddamn it.

#139 Edited by mortal_sb (514 posts) -

man i hope they'll stop that xbox gold monthly fee shit.

#140 Edited by Winternet (8000 posts) -

@aegon said:

How are we going to watch Jeff Gertsmann while also watching Ryan Daviz, Vinny Cravella and Patrick Klepkik?

Man, Chat isn't even up yet.

Goddamn it.

Chat is up! I'm outta here.

#141 Edited by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -
#142 Posted by thatdutchguy (1267 posts) -

#143 Edited by TopCat88 (174 posts) -

Does all this "We know better than you about your business" talk on Halo, Gears and the console in general come across as stating the bloody obvious from GT.

I mean for Halo they suggest. Keep huge, open battles, keep a good story, re-invent multiplayer and improve AI. Not rocket science.

#144 Edited by GS_Dan (1401 posts) -
#145 Posted by Darji (5294 posts) -

Looks like the next XBOX is called XBOX

from the leaked cod ad

#146 Edited by Aegon (5377 posts) -

There currently is no show.

#147 Edited by smokeyd123 (321 posts) -

@aegon said:

There currently is no show.

Yup

#148 Edited by Drebin_893 (2891 posts) -
#149 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4136 posts) -

What the fuck??

Also jeff is on!

#150 Edited by Winternet (8000 posts) -

Is the chat down for you people?

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