skullduggerman's Yaris (Xbox 360 Games Store) review

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A Hell Simulator

"Yaris is a horrible game."

You might have heard this somewhere. It's a fucking lie. "Horrible" does not describe what I experienced playing Yaris. Traumatic is far more accurate.

Microsoft didn't remove Yaris because their promotional deal with Toyota expired. They removed Yaris because it was dangerous. This game still gives me nightmares and I haven't played it in over a year.

The one positive thing I can say about playing Yaris is that it provided me with my absolute zero. If I have to rank video games on any sort of scale, I am 100% certain of what the bottom of that scale is.

Fuck you Yaris.

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    Any self-respecting devloper would be ashamed of this atrocity 0

    When Yaris was first released, the majority of the Xbox LIVE population downloaded it, because heck, it's free! Being the uninformed sap that I am, I wasn't made aware of this XBLA game until I saw the little black "Y" on the gamercards in people's signatures. I immediately booted up my Xbox and downloaded Yaris, the free Xbox LIVE arcade game by Backbone. I almost wish I hadn't. The only reason I say "almost" is because Yaris gave me two things. One, a chance to bask in its complete and utter ...

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