How come Ryan Davis hates Yoshi?

#1 Posted by FreakAche (2953 posts) -

Yoshi is the most lovable of all of the Nintendo characters. He has brought nothing but peace and goodwill to the world. Plus Super Mario World is one of the greatest games of all time!

#2 Posted by Shirogane (3569 posts) -

I'm in agreeance(i realize this probably isn't a word) here. Yoshi is awesome! 
Also, someone said yoshi is horrible in Mario Kart, whoever that is fails and isn't playing it properly. Having that insane amount of accel is awesome in that game cause you're always getting shelled.
#3 Posted by Mikl (157 posts) -

Because fuck Yoshi thats why
#4 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

Ryan is a professional hater

#5 Posted by Skytylz (4031 posts) -

Because he introduced Baby Maro and he hates Baby Mario.  The hate just transfers to Yoshi because it's his fault he exists.

#6 Posted by RipTheVeins (1546 posts) -

He hates him because Yoshi introduced the cuteness factor into the mario series (which led to baby mario, which he also fucking hates).

#7 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

He is the only one who can answer that.
 
I'm indifferent to yoshi, don't hate nor love

#8 Edited by SpunkyHePanda (1642 posts) -

I think he associates Yoshi with a decline in quality for Mario games. Also, Yoshi's Story was pretty bad. Yoshi's Island, however, is my favorite platformer there ever was. Even with Baby Mario.

#9 Posted by CandleJakk (766 posts) -

Ryan, it seems, like many others on this site is a professional cynic. Deal with it - I mean, we'll never find out why the GB guys love or hate certain things. They just do, it's a feeling. Stop asking.

#10 Posted by yakov456 (1906 posts) -

Yoshi is well hung, he is just a bit envious. It's understandable.

#11 Posted by Evilsbane (4597 posts) -

I never had a problem with Yoshi, in Super Mario world I thought he totally fit and was not was not "Cutsey" in any way, it was only the transition to the Baby Mario era that Yoshi got turned into what he now is.

#12 Posted by xyzygy (9953 posts) -
@luce said:
" Ryan is a professional hater "
Haha, yeah this is why!
#13 Posted by JJOR64 (18956 posts) -

 Yoshi + Pirate Costume = Best Thing Ever
#14 Edited by Cazamalos (983 posts) -

Ryan hates a lot of things, just because he don't like something is reason enough for him to hate something

#15 Posted by emkeighcameron (1876 posts) -
@Mikl said:
" Because fuck Yoshi thats why "
#16 Edited by Dalai (7022 posts) -

Because he's a smart man, that's why. 
 
I loves my Mario, but fuck Yoshi. The less Yoshi the better.

#17 Posted by obcdexter (592 posts) -

He just uses the word "hate" a lot.

#18 Posted by Arjuna (887 posts) -

I've heard Ryan say, more than once, that he thinks the best game of-all-time is Super Mario Bros. 3. 
 
Maybe it has something to do with that?  Maybe Yoshi was a new character that Ryan just couldn't get a feel for.

#19 Edited by Roflwaffles (184 posts) -

It's because Yoshi won't go down on him.

#20 Posted by damnboyadvance (4060 posts) -

Because Ryan is jealous.

#21 Posted by Cubical (637 posts) -

The same reason I hate stuff Ryan Davis likes. 
 
God he likes a lot of crap games and stuff, then again so does Jeff and Brad, rap and hiphop is garbage.

#22 Edited by y0sh11 (1 posts) -
@FreakAche said:

"Yoshi is the most lovable of all of the Nintendo characters. He has brought nothing but peace and goodwill to the world. Plus Super Mario World is one of the greatest games of all time!"
 

THAT IS FUCKING RIGHT 
THIS GUY (im mean ryan DUD) DON'T KNOW MANY ABOUT THIS CUTE DINOSAUR
AND I WANT BIOWARE DOCTORS WITH A FULL BLOWNNNNNNNNNN SEND IT TO HIMM
#23 Posted by Sogeman (867 posts) -

Ryan hates everything.

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