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A term used to (inaccurately) describe the walking dead. They feed largely on the flesh of the living, but are sometimes depicted as craving brains specifically. They often move slowly, due to rigor mortis, but are extremely deadly in large numbers. Unfortunately, they're always found in groups. Shotgun time!

I fear that it has started.

#1 Edited by Yit (766 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

First off, my grandmother is in the hospital, so that's why I was there.

I was at the hospital today, in the critical care unit, and there were moans and annoying shouts all over the place. It was kinda freaky. Then, throughout the day, there were sirens everywhere, more than are generally heard in one day.

No joke. No trolling.

I'm in Nashville, TN.

Should I be worried?

#2 Posted by Coltonio7 (3155 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

Sorry to hear about your Grandmother man. Maybe the noise was just.....old people whining? They do that I hear.

#3 Posted by Yit (766 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago
Coltonio7 said:
Maybe the noise was just.....old people whining? They do that I hear."
It honestly wasn't a whining sort of noise. It was definitely a moan.
#4 Posted by Coltonio7 (3155 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago
Yit said:
"Coltonio7 said:
Maybe the noise was just.....old people whining? They do that I hear."
It honestly wasn't a whining sort of noise. It was definitely a moan."
An orgy gone wrong? I don't knooow.

If it was the start of a zombie apocalypse then you should feel proud that you were the first to warn the masses.
#5 Posted by Yit (766 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

Forgot to mention, they were supposed to move her to a regular room, but they didn't have any empty rooms...

Were they full of zombies?

#6 Posted by Rowr (4858 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

I think we all know the answer is YES

#7 Posted by TheGTAvaccine (2883 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

Man, I wish.

#8 Posted by tekmojo (2294 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

Don't be the boy who cried wolf.

#9 Posted by Foil_Charizard (345 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago
Yit said:
I'm in Nashville, TN.

Should I be worried?"
Nashville is situated atop an active Hellmouth, be very worried...
#10 Posted by Zebadee (491 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

Why do people want a Zombie Apocalypse to happen so badly?

Is it the excuse to kill people? I doubt I would last 10 minutes.

#11 Posted by Icil (716 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

When I woke up from shoulder surgery, I moaned like a zombie because it's just such a weird feeling to wake up while the anesthetic wears off.

#12 Posted by jakob187 (20685 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago
Zebadee said:
"Why do people want a Zombie Apocalypse to happen so badly?

Is it the excuse to kill people? I doubt I would last 10 minutes."
Um...because it would be super fucking sweet!!!  That's why!!!
#13 Posted by Icil (716 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago
jakob187 said:
"Zebadee said:
"Why do people want a Zombie Apocalypse to happen so badly?

Is it the excuse to kill people? I doubt I would last 10 minutes."
Um...because it would be super fucking sweet!!!  That's why!!!"
It's a way better apocalypse than the nuclear kind, for sure.
#14 Posted by Zebadee (491 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago
Icil said:
"jakob187 said:
"Zebadee said:
"Why do people want a Zombie Apocalypse to happen so badly?

Is it the excuse to kill people? I doubt I would last 10 minutes."
Um...because it would be super fucking sweet!!!  That's why!!!"
It's a way better apocalypse than the nuclear kind, for sure."
Well you never know... the nuclear apocalypse may result in the same thing... mutant people.
#15 Posted by Thrawn1 (1340 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago
Yit said:
"First off, my grandmother is in the hospital, so that's why I was there.

I was at the hospital today, in the critical care unit, and there were moans and annoying shouts all over the place. It was kinda freaky. Then, throughout the day, there were sirens everywhere, more than are generally heard in one day.

No joke. No trolling.

I'm in Nashville, TN.

Should I be worried?"

it's about fucking time
#16 Posted by LtColJaxson (1130 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

*Takes out a crowbar*

Zombies!

#17 Posted by TomA (2524 posts) - 4 years, 5 months ago

Nah don't worry,just do as I did and pick up this, and you'll be set!

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