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A term used to (inaccurately) describe the walking dead. They feed largely on the flesh of the living, but are sometimes depicted as craving brains specifically. They often move slowly, due to rigor mortis, but are extremely deadly in large numbers. Unfortunately, they're always found in groups. Shotgun time!

The Zombies Really ARE Coming!!!

#1 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
#2 Posted by Karmum (11470 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

I actually saw that on the news last night, I thought it was pretty funny.

#3 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

Awesome, man.

#4 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

I wish I would've been in Austin to see it.  I understand the safety hazards this could cause on a busy highway, but at the same time...yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome.

The real question is this:  how the hell did someone actually get to the box on the thing and know how to hack it?  Moreover, why weren't their cameras watching it, people watching it, people working in the area, etc?  lol  Oh well.
#5 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

It was just a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity where God knew that this would be totally freakin sweet, so he led the way.

#6 Posted by JoelTGM (5584 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

That's hilarious.  It's not a very good thing to do, but it sure is funny.

#7 Posted by brukaoru (5078 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

This was pretty brilliant.

#8 Posted by Duke_Lion (221 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

Bring em on baby.

#9 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
Duke_Lion said:
"Bring em on baby."
I love your username!
#10 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3159 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

That was funny

#11 Posted by Systech (4076 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

That's really awesome. I was actually wondering yesterday about people who've been able to do this.

#12 Posted by Claude (15865 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love.

#13 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
Claude said:
"Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love."
BWAHAHAHA!!!!  You kidding?  With me and Log still residing in this fine state, I can guarantee we'll clear the place out our damn selves!  No need for nukes.  = D
#14 Posted by Verdugo (2002 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

heh that's awesome.

#15 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8608 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
Claude said:
"Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love."
No, don't nuke 'em! I want the zombies to come to the Tri-State area! I want to show them the power of the combined strength of The Boss, smog, aggressive drivers, and the Asian population of upper New Jersey! (if you don't live here, you don't know what I am talking about for the last one)

Funny stuff, funny stuff.
#16 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
RHCPfan24 said:
"Claude said:
"Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love."
No, don't nuke 'em! I want the zombies to come to the Tri-State area! I want to show them the power of the combined strength of The Boss, smog, aggressive drivers, and the Asian population of upper New Jersey! (if you don't live here, you don't know what I am talking about for the last one)

Funny stuff, funny stuff."
The Boss would probably just write a shitty acoustic song about them for charity benefits.  =  /  Either that, or he and Courtney Cox would dance them to death.
Actually, I would pay good money to see them dance the zombies to death.
#17 Posted by Thecookiejar (44 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

better start packing cookies

#18 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8608 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
jakob187 said:
"RHCPfan24 said:
"Claude said:
"Damn... Nuke Texas... you never know how far it's gone. We'll miss you Texas, all the love."
No, don't nuke 'em! I want the zombies to come to the Tri-State area! I want to show them the power of the combined strength of The Boss, smog, aggressive drivers, and the Asian population of upper New Jersey! (if you don't live here, you don't know what I am talking about for the last one)

Funny stuff, funny stuff."
The Boss would probably just write a shitty acoustic song about them for charity benefits.  =  /  Either that, or he and Courtney Cox would dance them to death.
Actually, I would pay good money to see them dance the zombies to death.
"
U kid. But, I would pay to see that. I would pay a lot to see that.
#19 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

Here's the funnier thing.  My buddy, dice, lives in Austin.  He came up to Waco last night, and when I asked him about it, he said he had no clue about it.  lol

#20 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8608 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
jakob187 said:
"Here's the funnier thing.  My buddy, dice, lives in Austin.  He came up to Waco last night, and when I asked him about it, he said he had no clue about it.  lol"
He's a zombie. Kill him, or bring him here so he can spread the virus. I haven't spent all of this time in Left 4 Dead for only fun you know!
#21 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
RHCPfan24 said:
"jakob187 said:
"Here's the funnier thing.  My buddy, dice, lives in Austin.  He came up to Waco last night, and when I asked him about it, he said he had no clue about it.  lol"
He's a zombie. Kill him, or bring him here so he can spread the virus. I haven't spent all of this time in Left 4 Dead for only fun you know!"
Nah, he's totally not a zombie.  His nose was still attached to his face, and he never once said the word "brains" or "flesh".
#22 Posted by teh_destroyer (3506 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

I knew i had a reason for buying all these swords lying around my room.

#23 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
teh_destroyer said:
"I knew i had a reason for buying all these swords lying around my room."
Problem with swords is that they have to be sharpened after a while.  That's why I'd go with the traditional black Louisville with nails in it wrapped in barbed wire.  = D
#24 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago
#25 Posted by JohnDudebro (920 posts) - 4 years, 4 months ago

Goddammit, Texas. These false alarms only serve to make us less ready for when the REAL zombie apocalypse comes around!

I have to be able to get to my bunker as fast as possible in order to minimize my chances of being infected. Every minute I spend checking if it's legit is another minute for the zombies to get closer to me, and I WILL NOT HAVE THAT.
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