What will you do if you encouter a zombie?

#1 Posted by SamChamploo (225 posts) -
What will it be A:shoot it in the head with a handgun, B:beat the crap out of it with your fist, or C:dance with the zombie.
#2 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -

D.) Beat the living crap out of it with a crowbar because we all know that when you meet a zombie you crowbar the fucker.

#3 Posted by Tearhead (2155 posts) -

"Shoot it! Shoooot it!!" ...I pick option A! :D

#4 Posted by Roger_Klotz (764 posts) -

I dont own a handgun so that eliminates choice A.

I dont think my fist will do much good against a zombie. B, no.

That zombie better know how to dance.

#5 Posted by SamChamploo (225 posts) -
Hamz said:
"D.) Beat the living crap out of it with a crowbar because we all know that when you meet a zombie you crowbar the fucker."
D is not a option so your post does not count.
#6 Edited by Mexalen (232 posts) -

Roger Klotz pointed it our correctly.

Now dance, fucker dance. man he never had a chance... *whistles to the Offspring*

Hamz, how are you gonna beat the living crap out of something thats not alive? :D
#7 Posted by Kazona (3059 posts) -
Roger_Klotz said:
"

I dont own a handgun so that eliminates choice A.

I dont think my fist will do much good against a zombie. B, no.

That zombie better know how to dance.

"
 I don't own a handgun either, so A's a no go for me as well.

I agree with your assesment on B.

As for C.. It wouldn't matter if the Zombie could dance, because I can't.

So either way, I'm screwed...
#8 Posted by Stevokenevo (573 posts) -

can i dance with my fists?  id like to try that because the zombie would get confused and forget why it was attacking me.....hopefully.

#9 Posted by ZeroCast (1869 posts) -

Call Gordon Freeman.

#10 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

Or Gordon Freemans Brother.

He knows how to deal with zombie goasts
#11 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -

Because Nude Dude has failed to respond, I will speak on his behalf.

Do a barrel roll.

#12 Posted by MattyFTM (14342 posts) -

1. Run home
2. Grab shotgun
3. Run back
4. Shoot its head off
5. ???????
6. Profit

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#13 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) -
MattyFTM said:
"1. Run home
2. Grab shotgun
3. Run back
4. Shoot its head off
5. ???????
6. Profit"
#14 Posted by Mushir (2389 posts) -

This is what would happen with most people.

They would get so scared by it that there feet would stop working and they  would just fall down on the ground. Then the zombie would come and bite them.
#15 Posted by guiseppe (2837 posts) -

Honestly? If I saw a real, no bs zombie, I would probably run away from it faster than I have ever run before.

#16 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -
Hamz said:
"D.) Beat the living crap out of it with a crowbar because we all know that when you meet a zombie you crowbar the fucker."
LMAO! This is what i'd do.
#17 Posted by MattyFTM (14342 posts) -
guiseppe said:
"Honestly? If I saw a real, no bs zombie, I would probably run away from it faster than I have ever run before."
But zombies are slow. Wouldn't you slowly walk away from it to tease it?
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#18 Edited by Xymox (2068 posts) -

I would circle-strafe it and poke it with a long stick
MattyFTM said:

"guiseppe said:
"Honestly? If I saw a real, no bs zombie, I would probably run away from it faster than I have ever run before."
But zombies are slow. Wouldn't you slowly walk away from it to tease it?"
That sounds fun as well. 

#19 Posted by demonbear (1859 posts) -

I'd pick A) Shoot it in thaaaaAAAHHHHHRRGGG GET IT OFF, GET IT OFFFFFF!! OWWW THE PAAAAINNN, SWEET MOTHER OF AAARRHH!H!!!!!..........  ..........   *moans* BRAAAAAAINS! *moans*

#20 Posted by MB (11980 posts) -

I would go hide out in the mountains Red Dawn style.  Remember, never shoot twice - if you shoot twice, the Zombies will know exactly where you are!

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#21 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) -

What kind of Zombie are we talking about here? Like the normal 50's movie Zombie or the 28 Days Later kind. Cause I'd book it if it was the 28 Days Later kind but if it was the other one I'd probably retreat at a moderate pace.

#22 Posted by AnTiPRO (93 posts) -

First off I doubt you're going to have a gun when you encounter a random zombie...so personally I would find something to impale its head with....that's all I got.

#23 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) -

My Zombie survival handbook says crowbars are the best against a zombie.

That's all I want for my birthday.

#24 Posted by Mexalen (232 posts) -

If I could pick any weapon (and the skill to handle it right), I'd pick a halberd or other polearm. That grants you a certain distance but is handy in the infight too, you can knock em over, behead them, it doesn't run out of ammo.

What are the chances I have a weapon like that on me, when I turn a corner and see a Z?
#25 Posted by OmegaPirate (5523 posts) -

Quite good if you work in a halberd factory

#26 Posted by BrickRoad (702 posts) -

Are we talking dance as a form of self defence? Like some Jackson esque battle of the moves? If so then no, no I would not dance.

#27 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -

I would B: beat the crap out if it with my fists, then A: shoot it in the head with a handgun, lastly i would C: dance with the zombie.

#28 Posted by betterthantelevision (82 posts) -

I suppose I missed the 'shit my pants' option. That's pretty much what I'd do.

#29 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) -
BrickRoad said:
"Are we talking dance as a form of self defence? Like some Jackson esque battle of the moves? If so then no, no I would not dance."
I was actually going to say that I'd probably do a poorly choreographed dancing in an alley with them.
#30 Posted by Weltal (2272 posts) -

Help the lil' guy find some food and wait for the zombie apocalypse with glee.

#31 Posted by Terrell (417 posts) -

Wake up because zombies aren't real

#32 Posted by CactusWolf (539 posts) -
Terrell said:
"Wake up because zombies aren't real"
You sir, are a liar.
#33 Posted by Bartiemus (253 posts) -

Have a Dance off lol

#34 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

E) Zombies are hungry, therefore, they give a good head. :3

#35 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Press the guide button [in RL] to see if there is an achievement for killing him in either of those fashions.

#36 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) -
wordsgohere said:
"Terrell said:
"Wake up because zombies aren't real"
You sir, are a liar."
I second that. You're going to be begging us to help you when the zombies attack because you don't have a Zombie Plan.
#37 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -
wordsgohere said:
"Terrell said:
"Wake up because zombies aren't real"
You sir, are a liar."
You sir, speak the truth, every sane person knows that zombies exist. Inculding me!
#38 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) -

It's sad to see that some people don't want to see the truth.

#39 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -

Pibo47 said:

"wordsgohere said:
"Terrell said:
"Wake up because zombies aren't real"
You sir, are a liar."
You sir, speak the truth, every sane person knows that zombies exist. Inculding me!"


Keanu Reeves.



What more proof do you need?

#40 Posted by Gamer_152 (14051 posts) -

Although I wouldn't mind re-enacting thriller the only real answer here is shoot it in the head with my Chuck Norris brand handgun.

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#41 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) -

I doubt  zombies would cooperate as well as the zombies used in Thriller....

#42 Posted by Carlos (504 posts) -

At first I think I would stab it with my sword, but then again if it did happen, I would probably cry and drop in the dead beetle position.

#43 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -
fluffsman said:
"I doubt  zombies would cooperate as well as the zombies used in Thriller...."
HAHAHA!
#44 Posted by Ignor (2372 posts) -

Sure, go dance with them. You'll only end up becoming zombified yourself.
Let's see, the only kind of gun I possess is a... Nail gun? Would that work?

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