What will you do if you encouter a zombie?

#1 Posted by SamChamploo (225 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

What will it be A:shoot it in the head with a handgun, B:beat the crap out of it with your fist, or C:dance with the zombie.

#2 Posted by Hamz (6842 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

D.) Beat the living crap out of it with a crowbar because we all know that when you meet a zombie you crowbar the fucker.

#3 Posted by Tearhead (1855 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

"Shoot it! Shoooot it!!" ...I pick option A! :D

#4 Posted by Roger_Klotz (706 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

I dont own a handgun so that eliminates choice A.

I dont think my fist will do much good against a zombie. B, no.

That zombie better know how to dance.

#5 Posted by SamChamploo (225 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Hamz said:

"D.) Beat the living crap out of it with a crowbar because we all know that when you meet a zombie you crowbar the fucker."

D is not a option so your post does not count.

#6 Edited by Mexalen (232 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Roger Klotz pointed it our correctly.

Now dance, fucker dance. man he never had a chance... *whistles to the Offspring*

Hamz, how are you gonna beat the living crap out of something thats not alive? :D

#7 Posted by Kazona (2991 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Roger_Klotz said:

"
I dont own a handgun so that eliminates choice A.

I dont think my fist will do much good against a zombie. B, no.

That zombie better know how to dance.
"

I don't own a handgun either, so A's a no go for me as well.

I agree with your assesment on B.

As for C.. It wouldn't matter if the Zombie could dance, because I can't.

So either way, I'm screwed...

#8 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

can i dance with my fists? id like to try that because the zombie would get confused and forget why it was attacking me.....hopefully.

#9 Posted by ZeroCast (1869 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Call Gordon Freeman.

#10 Posted by Gizmo (5382 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Or Gordon Freemans Brother.

He knows how to deal with zombie goasts

#11 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Because Nude Dude has failed to respond, I will speak on his behalf.

Do a barrel roll.

#12 Posted by MattyFTM (13813 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

1. Run home
2. Grab shotgun
3. Run back
4. Shoot its head off
5. ???????
6. Profit

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#13 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

MattyFTM said:

"1. Run home
2. Grab shotgun
3. Run back
4. Shoot its head off
5. ???????
6. Profit"

#14 Posted by Mushir (2324 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

This is what would happen with most people.

They would get so scared by it that there feet would stop working and they would just fall down on the ground. Then the zombie would come and bite them.

#15 Posted by guiseppe (2712 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Honestly? If I saw a real, no bs zombie, I would probably run away from it faster than I have ever run before.

#16 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Hamz said:

"D.) Beat the living crap out of it with a crowbar because we all know that when you meet a zombie you crowbar the fucker."

LMAO! This is what i'd do.

#17 Posted by MattyFTM (13813 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

guiseppe said:

"Honestly? If I saw a real, no bs zombie, I would probably run away from it faster than I have ever run before."

But zombies are slow. Wouldn't you slowly walk away from it to tease it?

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#18 Edited by Xymox (1744 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I would circle-strafe it and poke it with a long stick .
MattyFTM said:

"guiseppe said:
"Honestly? If I saw a real, no bs zombie, I would probably run away from it faster than I have ever run before."
But zombies are slow. Wouldn't you slowly walk away from it to tease it?"

That sounds fun as well.

#19 Posted by demonbear (1819 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I'd pick A) Shoot it in thaaaaAAAHHHHHRRGGG GET IT OFF, GET IT OFFFFFF!! OWWW THE PAAAAINNN, SWEET MOTHER OF AAARRHH!H!!!!!.......... .......... *moans* BRAAAAAAINS! *moans*

#20 Posted by MB (9884 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I would go hide out in the mountains Red Dawn style. Remember, never shoot twice - if you shoot twice, the Zombies will know exactly where you are!

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#21 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

What kind of Zombie are we talking about here? Like the normal 50's movie Zombie or the 28 Days Later kind. Cause I'd book it if it was the 28 Days Later kind but if it was the other one I'd probably retreat at a moderate pace.

#22 Posted by AnTiPRO (93 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

First off I doubt you're going to have a gun when you encounter a random zombie...so personally I would find something to impale its head with....that's all I got.

#23 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

My Zombie survival handbook says crowbars are the best against a zombie.

That's all I want for my birthday.

#24 Posted by Mexalen (232 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

If I could pick any weapon (and the skill to handle it right), I'd pick a halberd or other polearm. That grants you a certain distance but is handy in the infight too, you can knock em over, behead them, it doesn't run out of ammo.

What are the chances I have a weapon like that on me, when I turn a corner and see a Z?

#25 Posted by OmegaPirate (5441 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Quite good if you work in a halberd factory

#26 Posted by BrickRoad (690 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Are we talking dance as a form of self defence? Like some Jackson esque battle of the moves? If so then no, no I would not dance.

#27 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I would B: beat the crap out if it with my fists, then A: shoot it in the head with a handgun, lastly i would C: dance with the zombie.

#28 Posted by betterthantelevision (82 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I suppose I missed the 'shit my pants' option. That's pretty much what I'd do.

#29 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

BrickRoad said:

"Are we talking dance as a form of self defence? Like some Jackson esque battle of the moves? If so then no, no I would not dance."

I was actually going to say that I'd probably do a poorly choreographed dancing in an alley with them.

#30 Posted by Weltal (2250 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Help the lil' guy find some food and wait for the zombie apocalypse with glee.

#31 Posted by Terrell (417 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Wake up because zombies aren't real

#32 Posted by CactusWolf (539 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Terrell said:

"Wake up because zombies aren't real"

You sir, are a liar.

#33 Posted by Bartiemus (253 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Have a Dance off lol

#34 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

E) Zombies are hungry, therefore, they give a good head. :3

#35 Posted by Vinchenzo (6184 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Press the guide button [in RL] to see if there is an achievement for killing him in either of those fashions.

#36 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

wordsgohere said:

"Terrell said:
"Wake up because zombies aren't real"
You sir, are a liar."

I second that. You're going to be begging us to help you when the zombies attack because you don't have a Zombie Plan.

#37 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

wordsgohere said:

"Terrell said:
"Wake up because zombies aren't real"
You sir, are a liar."

You sir, speak the truth, every sane person knows that zombies exist. Inculding me!

#38 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

It's sad to see that some people don't want to see the truth.

#39 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Pibo47 said:

"wordsgohere said:
"Terrell said:
"Wake up because zombies aren't real"
You sir, are a liar."
You sir, speak the truth, every sane person knows that zombies exist. Inculding me!"

Keanu Reeves.

What more proof do you need?

#40 Posted by Gamer_152 (13243 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Although I wouldn't mind re-enacting thriller the only real answer here is shoot it in the head with my Chuck Norris brand handgun.

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#41 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I doubt zombies would cooperate as well as the zombies used in Thriller....

#42 Posted by Carlos (504 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

At first I think I would stab it with my sword, but then again if it did happen, I would probably cry and drop in the dead beetle position.

#43 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

fluffsman said:

"I doubt zombies would cooperate as well as the zombies used in Thriller...."

HAHAHA!

#44 Posted by Ignor (2372 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Sure, go dance with them. You'll only end up becoming zombified yourself.
Let's see, the only kind of gun I possess is a... Nail gun? Would that work?

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