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    Greatest Achievement Name?

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    #1  Edited By jakob187

    Giant Bomb, what do you think is the greatest name ever given to an achievement?  I bring this question up because I recently played John Woo Presents Stranglehold for the first time ever (INORITE?!), and in searching through the achievement, I came across this great one from the DLC:



    So...can YOU beat "Testikill"?
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    #2  Edited By GunstarRed

    "little banker" in Banjo kazooie N&B

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    #3  Edited By OmegaPirate

    I quite like freebaird

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    #4  Edited By Lunarbunny
    Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad for Team Fortress 2.

    (I might be biased)
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    #5  Edited By toowalrus
    Over the Rainbow

    You get it in Bully for kissing on dudes.
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    #6  Edited By Origina1Penguin

    I like "Clusterluck" from Gears of War since I love using the word clusterfuck in real life.  Gears of War 2 has a few good ones.  I'm also a big fan of the Army of Two list because it has a bountiful set of excellent references.

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    #7  Edited By Verdugo

    "Beat the Meatflag" from Gears of War 2.

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    #8  Edited By jakob187
    @Origina1Penguin said:
    " I like "Clusterluck" from Gears of War since I love using the word clusterfuck in real life.  Gears of War 2 has a few good ones.  I'm also a big fan of the Army of Two list because it has a bountiful set of excellent references. "
    LOL  I forgot about "Clusterluck".  They do have a lot of good names in the Gears lists.

    In the supposed new Force Unleashed DLC, there is an achievement called "And The Quarterback Is Toast" where you have to defeat Boba Fett.  Anyone that gets the reference of that achievement name is alright in my book.
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    #9  Edited By DanielJW

    I like Level 30 from World of Warcraft because if you said it really fast it could sound like Level Dirty! LOL!

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    #10  Edited By jakob187
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    #11  Edited By Vision

    I am digging the "Quarter pounder with ease" from Killing Floor.  (You have to turn 5 Flesh Pounders into giblets)

    Other than that i can't really think of any good ones off the top of my head.

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    #12  Edited By DanielJW
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    #13  Edited By herreno

    "Seriously..." Is such a great achievement name considering what you have to do and how long it takes.

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    #14  Edited By Ma7moud

    "Icy Dead People" from Gears 2.

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    #15  Edited By Coltonio7

    That Guitar Hero "Blowin' It" because it's a kick in the balls when you get it.

    Also, "You Win" from GTA IV is another nice kick in the balls.

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    #16  Edited By Buck
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    #17  Edited By jakob187
    @Coltonio7: That reminds me that Red Faction Guerrilla has a REALLY great one:


    I really wish they would've called it "You're Winner" and used the three-handled trophy for the picture.  lol
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    #18  Edited By Drebin_893
    Does Not Play Well With Others - Fallout 3

    Awarded for killing 300 humans.
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    #19  Edited By jakob187
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    #20  Edited By RoyaleWifCheese

    "Dirty, dirty Horde" from Gears II is pretty awesome.

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    #21  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Warm Chocolate.

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    #22  Edited By jakob187
    @MattyFTM: What game?  Link?  MATTY, WHY ARE YOU SABOTAGING MY THREAD WITH YOUR COMMIE NONSENSE?!  =  P
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    #23  Edited By CL60

    A Series of Tubes

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    #24  Edited By jakob187
    @CL60 said:
    " A Series of Tubes "
    YOU BEING A COMMIE TOO, CL60?  After all those agreements we've had...
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    #25  Edited By X5Riley
    Infinite Undiscovery - Barrel of Lulz.


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    #26  Edited By CL60
    @jakob187 said:
    " @CL60 said:
    " A Series of Tubes "
    YOU BEING A COMMIE TOO, CL60?  After all those agreements we've had...
    "
    I DON'T GET IT!!!! :'(
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    #28  Edited By Akeldama

    I chose the impossible - Bioshock (even though its a trophy :D ) 

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    #29  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Electrical Chicken.

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    #30  Edited By jakob187
    @MattyFTM said:
    " Electrical Chicken. "
    Why do you spite me so, Matty?  *le sigh*

    @Akeldama said:
    " I chose the impossible - Bioshock (even though its a trophy :D )  "
    You mean the one where you have to beat the entire game without using a Vita-Chamber?  Brass Balls?
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    #32  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Green of Extravaganza

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    #33  Edited By Akeldama
    @jakob187: no i mean the one only on the PS3 where you beat it on Survivor mode with no vita chambers. I chose the impossible. 
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    #34  Edited By Expletive
    @MattyFTM said:
    " Warm Chocolate. "
    coffee 
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    #35  Edited By BlastProcessing

    Chicks Dig the Long Ball from MLB 2K9

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    #36  Edited By jakob187
    @MattyFTM: Not only do I give up on you, but I give up on you for the times that I will give up on you in the future.  You see that, Matty?  You've caused pre-emptive quitting!!!  PRE-EMPTIVE, MATTY!!!

    I'm about to go Crowd Pleaser on you, Matty.
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    #37  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Igneous Joinery.

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    #39  Edited By jakob187
    @Aaox said:
    " 'My Love for You is Like a Truck' from Gears 1 is pretty cool. 'Saving Private Ryan' from CoD: W@W is pretty good also. "
    Even better that his name is actually Private Ryan in the game!!!
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    #40  Edited By aaox
    @jakob187 said:
    " @Aaox said:
    " 'My Love for You is Like a Truck' from Gears 1 is pretty cool. 'Saving Private Ryan' from CoD: W@W is pretty good also. "
    Even better that his name is actually Private Ryan in the game!!!
    "
    INDEED!
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    #41  Edited By SexGinTechno

    Puerile, but how's about Open Season: "Buddy with Beavers!" and "Perfect Beaver damage!"?

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    #42  Edited By jakob187
    @SexGinTechno said:
    " Puerile, but how's about Open Season: "Buddy with Beavers!" and "Perfect Beaver damage!"?"
    DIRTY!!!  I can't say I've ever looked at those achievements.  lol
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    #43  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Screaming Chazmooly.

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    #44  Edited By jakob187

    I just realized something:  in my OP, I proclaimed at the end "So...can YOU beat Testikill"...and NO ONE has made a dirty joke about it.  That was a completely unintentional great moment for me, and I didn't even realize it!!!  DAMMIT!!!


    Matty, I found the greatest achievement name:

    Robot Communist Scuzbucket FTL
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    #45  Edited By Gargantuan
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    #46  Edited By keyhunter

    Has anyone said "Beat Golden Poo Snake" yet? Because that is definately the best one.

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    #47  Edited By jhosaphat

    I always liked The Nuge from Gears.

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    #48  Edited By Tasus
    @jakob187 said:
    " @Buck said:
    " My Sack is "Gigantique" from WoW.

    Description says it all: Equip Haris Pilton's "Gigantique" Bag.

    LOL  I remember that one also.  In order to get the bag, you have to buy it...and it costs a FUCKLOAD of gold...and it does absolutely NOTHING!
    "
    Well, it was expensive in TBC but 1200g is like nothing now, in WotLK... and dude it's a 22slot!

    Anyways, back to the topic..

    I like the Get A Life achievement from UT3

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    #49  Edited By dsplayer1010

    In the Force Unleashed, you can get one called "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever" while playing as Darth Vader.

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    #50  Edited By alsnuts2

    "My Love for You is Like a Truck" from Gears of War 1

    "OSHA Violation"  Half-Life 2

    Are a couple of my personal favorites

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