Achievements
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Achievements are extra challenges added into video games that sometimes carry a point value or unlock bonus material, and are sometimes solely for bragging rights.
I Love You But I've Chosen Points
I love flash games, this reminds me of this XKCD comic: http://xkcd.com/484/
Haha seems awesome, i'll try it for sure. I'm not surprised you like it, even if it is slightly mocking you.
And Brad is never safe!...wait...no, he's always safe! Brad's Brad!
Edit: yeah that was fun
This is pretty dull, and it's predicated on one joke that's crusty, ancient, and not all that funny to begin with. It's the flash game version of a full-length movie based on a SNL skit.
I'm sorry... Jeff, did you say getting closer to 70,000? Holy balls... and here I was all proud about getting over 6,000!
I'm gonna play Doritos: Dash of Destruction tonight for points. Jeff, there is absolutely NO shame in being a points whore. You know that. Unfortunately, I've got a lot longer to go before I start getting close to you or even Vinchenzo. However, I'm about to break 17k...and man, Banjo is so much fun!
Jeff. I have decided you are the most appropriate entity to have my child. You have the achievement winfulness gene, the only gene of winfulness I don't have. Together, we shall forge the perfect child who just happens to have about 10 winjillion achievement points. And several creepy passions. If you choose not to accept however...
Well...
Lets just say you accept.
Also, lol. Its pretty hard o.o Like, getting 10 corpses in the pit...
After a couple of run throughs, I got my time to 247. It's actually a very fun game if you race the clock.
before PS3 trophies and before i had an Xbox, i thought achievements earned you discounts on DLC. when i found out they didn't i said "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" how pointless. i understand achievements add more 3rd-legs to a game but i hope the video game culture in general ain't replacing more game content with achievements. i'd hate to see a good idea be used as a crutch for lazy ass uninspired non-improvising sucka ass developers.
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