Hola, everyone. This list came to me today as i was dressing up and is based on the HFDs recommendations and trends that they have kept track of since the period right after WWI in order to assess need. So without delay, here we go!
Number 5: Gore-Tex Hunting Pants
Gore-Tex? More like Whore-Wrecks!
These pants are waterproof, windproof, and deer proof. They are larger than normal because they are meant to be worn on the outside of normal pants. They go from around $75-$150. The best thing about these pants though are that when you are walking in the woods they make it difficult for things to see you and are laminated.
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Number 4: Jackson Stretch Cotton Trouser
Jackson Stretch can make you wanna do your best.
At Number 4 are the Jackson Stretch Cotton Trousers. These are the only pants on the list that women wear regularly. They rank here because of the comfortability and dryness. They also have large in-lined pockets for your phone and they don't cost much. Critiques normally bray at the simple flat-ironed front but can't complain about the comfort.
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Number 3: Stretch Twill Chinos
Stretch Twill, what you wear to chill and go to a restaurant.
Stretch Twill were famously worn by Ingrid Bergman in her most famous films. As an American pioneer in pants on actresses she wore them throughout her career and with her commanding screen presence brought about a revolution in women's clothing. These pants are sensible with a pockets, belt hoops and cuffs that will tickle your comfort bone.
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Number 2: Baseball Pants
Baseball pants. Never filled with fire ants.
At Number 2 is an American Classic. Baseball Pants. First worn in the early hundreds by baseball players these pants are now acceptable to wear in other sports like baseball. They allow for complete mobility with a fair amount of snugness. If you need to slide into first plate or catch a fly gal these pants are available. Will you take the call?
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Number 1: Slacks
Slacks. Not just for work or play... Anymore!!
And finally the stand-by classic. Slacks. Just to see how far these pants have come from the stuffy old hip-huggers of your grandfather's just look at the type of people that wear them these days. From revolutionaries like Richard Lanton and Gerhardt Stanst to rockers like Frederick Houser and Simon Freent. These pants aren't just for walkin'. They're singing and dancin'.
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