This is from a series of posts on digg.com made by MyDiggIsBig in this story. Basically this guy was in line to see The Dark Knight, and has a funny story to tell. All I have done is taken the posts and combined them to present the story to you. Knowing a couple of the Joker's quotes from the movie that are mentioned in this story will help 
Also, be sure to scroll down slowly or you'll ruin the best part (it's where the ... is)
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I was in line at the theatre thursday when all of a sudden this mexican dressed in a bat suite comes strollin down holding a sign: NEED TICKETS. So he finally reaches me and asks in the heaviest mexican accent if i have any extra tickets. And guess what, i told him that i will buy him one. He is sorta shocked and doesn't know what to do. He has to decide, stay out and try to "sell" some tickets or come enjoy the show. He decided to take my offer. However, i told him the only exception is that he has to sit next to me. He agreed.
So, I am all excited as I enter the theatre with my new mexican batman friend. We take a seat right in the middle, perfect seats.. I sit down for 5 minutes before i tell batman that i have to go to the bathroom. I come back and see that the batman has stripped down to his underwear. I obviousley ask what he is doing,and he answers that it was too hot in the costume. So now i am sitting next to an almost naked dude, getting ready to watch batman. I had already seen Dark Knight once, so i was contemplating whether or not i should just leave. But i decided to do something else.
I saw the bathman costume on the ground, and I took it. I changed in the bathroom and went back to the movie. I went to the front of the theatre and screamed. I AM BATMAN!!!!. The crowd went hysterical and cheered for a minute straight. The mexican stood up and said. "thats my costume."
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WHY SO SERIOUS!! in my best Joker impression. And i took off my bat mask and messed up my hair like the Joker. The crowed contined to cheer. This hotttt girl right in front of me in the 1st row stood up, and put her hands through my hair, making it all sloppy and messy. She then took out her lipstick and drew Joker lips on me. The theatre exploded. So, by now the naked mexican had made his way down to me in the front and started telling me to take off his costume.
So. me and the naked man stand face to face. He doesn't say a word, but just stares at me.I figure I had enough fun and was about to get kicked out, so I take off my cape and put it on him. Then this geek gets up from the front row and reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a wizard hat. he puts it on the mexican. 20% of the theatre stood up and yelled at once "Oh, I like to play dress up!!"
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