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Voicemail Dump Truck 021

These BUMPA STICKAS seem very popular!

If you think the GIant Bombcast spends too much time talking about Not Video Games, you're going to hate this thing.

May. 5 2022

Cast: Jeff, Jason, JERF, Jan, Jess

Posted by: Jan

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Man, that cold really did put some sexy in my voice. I need to get sick more often.

For comparison to my normal voice I was also the Karate in the Beer Aisle caller

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Print out that baby

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Back that truck up!

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All the talk about show babies reminded me that someone I knew years ago engaged in a long joke of convincing one of his friends that he had become a father when he absolutely had not. His friend had moved to Australia, I think, so they only communicated via emails (this being pre-social media) so he started saying in his emails that he and his girlfriend were expecting, all culminating in him sending a picture of him posing with another person's baby as proof that he was a father. Weird joke from a weird guy.

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The assistant dean of my high school got arrested when he attempted to meet what he thought was a 14 year old girl but was actually an FBI agent. Then his replacement quit the job a few years later because he suddenly began dating an 18 year old from the school across the road as soon as she graduated. The lesson here is that all assistant deans are pedophiles.

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Back the truck up and keep on pissin' into my mouth

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Following is Nolan's best work

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Flights to Cuba from Canada happen all the time - it's a super popular resort vacation destination all-year round.

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YouTube True Crime channels are the real dregs of internet content but they're so dedicated to the craft of making intensely mediocre yet comprehensive information dumps about a topic. It's a real catch 22

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Long time ago I was on a site and we had a saying: “You still have to jack off a horse.”

Still true with hamsters, I guess.

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So what I'm gathering is that the bumper sticker should be:

707-EXIT-FLU
Keep On Pissin'!

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Bostralian

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I'm allergic to eggs and it's a bummer. Not deathly allergic - I can have like baked goods and stuff, but if I have scrambled eggs or something my throat gets itchy and my tummy feels bad.

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"Karate" was fuckin awesome. More drunk beat poetry!

i was doin karate

in the beer aisle at the grocery store

the manager came

and said i cant be there no more

security had to escort me to door and i didnt even get the alcohol that i went there for

-William Carlos Williams, probably

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Cuba teacher was badass. Justice for Mr. Turner.

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Keep on pissin'!!!

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Take the condo, Jan