NDX 03/21/2011

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Posted by Jeff (5579 posts) -

    NOW AVAILABLE IN TWO DIMENSIONS
NOW AVAILABLE IN TWO DIMENSIONS
If The Undertaker were to wrestle a bunch of space rocks, who would win? How many pages does the 3DS notebook feature let you work with at any given moment? These are the big questions of our time. And questions like these are why the NintenDownload X-press! continues to exist, friends. Join us this week as we give you a "first listen" of the new Nintendo 3DS and discuss its digital software capabilities. We also talk about the essential new releases for WiiWare and DSiWare. As always, your e-mails are also represented.
   
Your conductor, as always, is the uncharmingly burpy Jeff Gerstmann

Ways to listen: 

iTunes: HERE (be sure to subscribe, because I might stop posting stories every time this goes up!) 
RSS: HERE
MP3: HERE

And remember: There's probably nothing essential about Arcade Essentials.
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#1 Posted by Jeff (5579 posts) -

    NOW AVAILABLE IN TWO DIMENSIONS
NOW AVAILABLE IN TWO DIMENSIONS
If The Undertaker were to wrestle a bunch of space rocks, who would win? How many pages does the 3DS notebook feature let you work with at any given moment? These are the big questions of our time. And questions like these are why the NintenDownload X-press! continues to exist, friends. Join us this week as we give you a "first listen" of the new Nintendo 3DS and discuss its digital software capabilities. We also talk about the essential new releases for WiiWare and DSiWare. As always, your e-mails are also represented.
   
Your conductor, as always, is the uncharmingly burpy Jeff Gerstmann

Ways to listen: 

iTunes: HERE (be sure to subscribe, because I might stop posting stories every time this goes up!) 
RSS: HERE
MP3: HERE

And remember: There's probably nothing essential about Arcade Essentials.
Staff
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#2 Edited by McNaastyy (136 posts) -

uu

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#3 Posted by Slaker117 (4873 posts) -

Yay! More podcast.

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#4 Posted by rjayb89 (7811 posts) -

MY BODY IS READY

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#5 Posted by Th3_James (2613 posts) -

Fuck Yeah, gonna listen to it on my drive to class tomorrow!

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#6 Posted by Voxatron (376 posts) -

:D

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#7 Posted by DeathbyYeti (790 posts) -

I feel nothing for trains. Good day sir

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#8 Posted by Blair (2586 posts) -

NDX: proudly sponsored by Giant Bomb since 2011!

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#9 Posted by Warihay (546 posts) -

All aboard!!

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#10 Posted by LiquidSwords (2728 posts) -

So glad this didn't go up at midnight! Love ending my Mondays on the NDX!
  Dear Ryan,
  

  Don't hate dawg!
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#11 Posted by OldManLollipop (360 posts) -

This train may be available for only two hours, but once you get on it GOES ALL NIGHT!

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#12 Posted by yoshimitz707 (2539 posts) -

CHOO CHOO!

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#13 Posted by AllanIceman (1355 posts) -

Let's do this!

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#14 Posted by PrinceLeon (34 posts) -

Time for some CHOOOO CHOOOO~!

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#15 Posted by Kushieda (82 posts) -

<Insert train pun here>
 
Choo choo!

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#16 Posted by SleepyDoughnut (1269 posts) -

"as the Nintendownload X-press continues to exist" lol. Let the dream never die.

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#17 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

Wait!!! 
 
What toppings were on that pizza?

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#18 Posted by jorojoserojas (296 posts) -

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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#19 Posted by ThePhantomnaut (6420 posts) -

I got in the train for free.

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#20 Posted by chikin_n_rofls (157 posts) -

it's been a long day, can't wait to ride this train into dreamland

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#21 Posted by MrKlorox (11142 posts) -

<save link as...> ihatemyself.mp3
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#22 Posted by jennoa (105 posts) -

I believe your reading for Virtual Console may be the  pinochle of human achievement.

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#23 Posted by MrKlorox (11142 posts) -

 

"It's 8 O'clock! I just ate a co----ld slice of pizza"


 Fucking hilarious already. You made me think it was gonna rhyme.
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#24 Edited by Portis (1295 posts) -

Sweet. 
 
Jeff sounds considerably less worn out this week, compared to last. Glad dude got some rest.

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#25 Posted by Thejugglingbum (142 posts) -

This is the only reason I haven't blown my god damn brains out. ALL ABOARD!!!!!

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#26 Posted by Eribuster (785 posts) -

Yay! I was wondering when this will come out.

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#27 Posted by bassman2112 (1114 posts) -

Haha, what was the song right after the WiiWare releases?
 
I'm glad the train's 'a pullin' in again - forever buying tickets for it!

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#28 Posted by Wunder_ (1206 posts) -

Yeyeyeye

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#29 Posted by MisterMouse (3602 posts) -

THE TENTH EPISODE!!!! I think...

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#30 Posted by Mikewrestler5 (638 posts) -

I love this.

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#31 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2951 posts) -
@pyromaster222: you are correct sir! 
 
P.S. WTF ONE HOUR
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#32 Edited by John-Luke (442 posts) -

WHOO WHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS! I'm fucking excited about this Nintendo 3DS coverage. I'm all about this fucking stereoscopic audio.

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#33 Posted by LiquidSwords (2728 posts) -

The Nu Metal break music! Had me in tears!

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#34 Edited by Brackynews (4387 posts) -

Bootleg Q-Bert is just called "Kubert". 
Then there's a pan-Asian knockoff of the bootleg called "Kubrick".
Disappointingly not full of stars, I might add. For that you need the bootleg "Halsteroids". Every time you press the daverspace button there's just text on the screen "Can't let you do that." and you get shot by the asteroids. There wasn't enough memory in the bootleg boards for the UFOs, so the space rocks shoot instead. It's that kind of ingenuity that spurs the industry to evolve.

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#35 Posted by JoblessTerence (384 posts) -

Nobody can stop the train!

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#36 Posted by RNiemeijer (149 posts) -

Cop Knife

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#37 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12541 posts) -

The train continues to not die! Why? Because... 
 

THE TRAIN WILL NEVER DIE!!!

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#38 Posted by Gizmo (5467 posts) -

Get the GameCop on the line, cos' this podcast is smoking.

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#39 Posted by Winternet (8397 posts) -

Don't stop posting stories about the X-Press. It what keeps me alive.

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#40 Posted by JTHomeslice (265 posts) -

Never stop Jeff.

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#41 Posted by icoangel (49 posts) -

Conduct the shit out of that train Jeff, dont stop for no one!
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#42 Edited by DizzyMedal (419 posts) -

Jeff, please don't make me choose between the train and the Undertaker. 
 
But other than that slight blemish, another great NDX

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#43 Posted by sileonex (69 posts) -

Jeff's Macho Man is pretty good.

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#44 Posted by HonoredSamurai (125 posts) -

I <3 this joint. May the train roll on 4eva

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#45 Edited by Sanj (3118 posts) -

THAT SONG IS NUTS!

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#46 Posted by Octavion (5 posts) -

I like the way this is becoming less about Nintendo's great line-up of digital products and more about Jeff's music.

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#47 Posted by deactivated-589cf9e3c287e (1984 posts) -

You know if you go to Nordcurrents website it runs a faux malware scan? I closed before I could see if it was an ad or not, but it really sucks regardless of whether its a harmless ad or not.

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#48 Posted by Brendan (9042 posts) -

I think the highlight of this ride was actually the Jeff nu-metal music in the intermission.

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#49 Posted by turboman (9106 posts) -

NEVER STOPS

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#50 Posted by cximran (59 posts) -

Listening to Cop Knife for the first time was a wonderful experience. 

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