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Eric Pope’s Top 10 Games of 2015 He Didn’t Play Because He Spent Six Months Trying to Finish the Witcher 3

Jesus, Pope.

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Eric Pope is a former producer and community boy at Harmonix Music Systems. He's recently made the decision to move to the wilds of French Canada to join up with Ubisoft. This probably takes him out of the running for future Boston's Best Twitter Feed contests, but feel free to follow him anyway.

Last year when Alex asked me to do a Top Ten list, it was with a heavy heart that I had to turn him down. I didn’t play enough games in 2014 to do a worthwhile list. I’m a new dad and that has a way of taking up all my time. But in 2015 I made a resolution that I would play way more games, and I started off strong. Some good GOTY contenders came early on: Bloodborne, #IDARB, Ori and the Blind Forest, probably another Octodad platform port in there somewhere.

Then The Witcher 3 came out. And friends, let me tell you, that’s a lot of video game. And it’s fine. Gwent’s probably a better actual game but The Witcher 3 is not bad. But it is really long. And with only a couple to a few hours per week to spend playing, finishing that game came at the cost of missing out on roughly half of the year’s other big game releases.

So, when Alex asked me this year if I had a list I lied and said “yes!” and then scrambled for a way to deliver something. Luckily, we have this swirling vortex of unsolicited opinions called internet comments to inform me of what the good shit is. Sampling from that frothy septic tank, I was able to come up with a top ten list of games I didn’t even touch. I think you’ll find it’s very on point.

10. Splatoon

Doom Guy on YouTube really sold me on Splatoon with his scientific approach. You can’t argue with that rundown, even though the game is not COD. +/- for lack of voice chat keeps it from gaining a higher position.

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

I thirst to go deeper into this narrative.
I thirst to go deeper into this narrative.

9. Batman: Arkham Knight

I was impressed with this GameSpot community member taking reviewer Kevin VanOrd to task for his 7/10 review of this game. His impassioned counterpoint to Kevin’s review sold me on this being a VERY good game.

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

This angry dude knew back in April that it was a GOTY!
This angry dude knew back in April that it was a GOTY!

8. Life Is Strange

The episodic adventure game from Dontnod was so masterfully done it won over this youtube commenter despite his goofball hangups on such challenging themes as “indie games” and “girls”! Well I’m sold too, Marty!

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

As somebody who also has very real humanity and teenager life, there’s no way this game isn’t on my list.
As somebody who also has very real humanity and teenager life, there’s no way this game isn’t on my list.

7. Undertale

Judging by all my friends talking endlessly about Undertale, it had to make the list. But the more I dug around Metacritic user reviews, the more interested I got! Anyone who knows me knows my friends are slime (see: Dirty Dan Ryckert) and I love dogs and donuts.

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

Say no more.
Say no more.

6. I Am Bread

The name alone told me I had to pay attention to this game. This twitter user’s brilliant review hit me right in my emotional core and I knew this was making the list.

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

Then I am duty bound to support this game.
Then I am duty bound to support this game.

5. Mad Max

This twitter review made its way to me through my daily routine of scraping the World Wide Web for news and reviews relevant to my interests. Those who know me are well familiar with my long standing commitment to living the life of a trash pile, a hoggy boy, a garbage human. Mad Max sounds like a game for me!

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

Apart from being a garbage human, I’m also a son, so SLAM DUNK.
Apart from being a garbage human, I’m also a son, so SLAM DUNK.

4. SOMA

I was worried at first this game was about some chill San Francisco neighborhood but this review put those concerns to rest and also piqued my interest with piss promises.

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

I don’t know what this means but I want to find out.
I don’t know what this means but I want to find out.

3. Star Wars Battlefront

Given everything I’ve already said about my gaming life as a new parent this is basically the highest praise you can give a game IMO.

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

When celebrities talk I LISTEN. #ad
When celebrities talk I LISTEN. #ad

2. Just Cause 3

I’m a dumb person who likes dumb things so let me at this dumb game.

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

Nice.
Nice.

1. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

I’ve never played a Metal Gear game. It’s yet another incriminating strike against me as a member of the greater gaming community. Look we’ve established I’m a living trash fire, so take it easy. But from the outside looking in, they always seemed a touch too silly (I don’t get the cardboard box thing) while also carrying this baggage of diehard evangelist fans professing the genius of Kojima at every chance. So I never felt a pull to see what the fuss was about until this year when Kojima devotees and Relatively Reasonable People alike (such as Bradley Shoemaker) began buzzing about how good it is. So the time was right for me to have a change of heart. I just needed the perfect argument, the most convincing game review of 2015, to drive it home. And it wasn’t Brad’s review here on this very site. No, it was Steam user CrySunsetX, with 387.8 hours (!!!!) of gameplay on record:

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SUPPORTING ARGUMENT:

No such thing as too much subliminal, that's what I've always said.
No such thing as too much subliminal, that's what I've always said.

OK, all joshing aside, as far as the games I did play this year I do have a top 5 I feel strongly about.

5. #IDARB - There is nothing at all like it and I've never laughed harder playing a game.

4. Assassin's Creed Syndicate - HOOKSHOT.

3. Ori and the Blind Forest - The game that made Brad say "wait really, I never would expect you'd play a hardcore game like that" to me. It's given me a complex all year trying to unravel his meaning and that's been a journey almost as challenging and surprising as Ori itself.

2. Until Dawn - Biggest surprise of the year, massively enjoyable, and CONSEQUENCES! Love it, want more of these.

1. Bloodborne - I got on board the Souls Train late with DS2, so this game took my appreciation to new heights. No game this year has been so satisfying to make progress in.

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This article is not filling me with confidence that you can save Ubisoft, Mr Pope!

The only way to redeem yourself is by revealing if you are #TeamEmily or not.

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good game if you like bad games

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That's a great list of non finished games, you got a long road ahead of you Eric.

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this is some funny shit

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Nice.

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A strong list with great supporting arguments, haha.

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this has now entered the conversation for my top 10 giant bomb top 10 lists for 2015

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Great amount of subliminal in this list.

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Why hasn't anyone made a game for $5 on Steam simply titled: 'HOOKSHOT' yet? Seems like an easy 500k sales just in the title alone.

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This is amazing.

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Wait so is The Witcher 3 the real GOTY or Bloodborne? We need answers, Pope!

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One of the best GOTY-lists this year.

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That MGS before and after is amazing.

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This is probably the best GOTY list. <3 you Pope.

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Best list of 2015

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This is my favorite list/read

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Good supporting arguments.

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hahaha

jesus, pope

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Great list to read, well done Mr. Pope.

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Is it weird that was my exact reaction to Arkham Knight?

"Looks cool, can't wait till I can buy the full edition for $10 during a steam sale."

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Play those games in 2016 and let us know what you liked!

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Good luck Ubisoft.

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Hey this was awesome! I like how you pulled in social media to drive home your points! 10/10

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Eric Pope doing work son

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This list made me loved in every game, also has very real humanity and teenager life.

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First list to make me laugh out loud in 2015.

10/10 would laugh again.

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GOTYL2015,2016,2017,...

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Hell of a list Pope, can't disagree with some of those arguments.

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Amazing list.

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Core Argument: Really fun list (probably the best around), from some internet community guy.

Supporting Argument: Played the Witcher and has no actual opinion on it? Perfect for GB.

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This angry dude knew back in April that it was a GOTY!

To be fair, a game doesn't have to be any good or an actual Game of the Year for there to be a GOTY edition of it. Apparently Sniper Elite V2 had a GOTY edition.

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Well I can't argue with any of this. Good list, Pope. Quality arguments.

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This is my favourite list. All lists should be like this

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A few years back at Bonnaroo I walked into the Flaming Lips set. And there was this grown man covered in glow sticks and glow stick juice, being led by one of those child leash things. He brushed past me and politely grabbed my hand, looked deeply into my eyes and said

"My dad farts in his sleep."

And then he and his handler continued on, deeper into the night.

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What a time to be alive.

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In Pope we trust.

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This is a list that is totally awesome, and presented in a super creative fashion that I am totally in support of. All of them were good, but the Star Wars: Battlefront really got me with the 3 hours comment.

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This is awesome.

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Wonderfully executed, Mr. Pope.

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Best headline so far, :D!

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I'm ashamed to be even remotely a part of any of this.

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Fuck, the internet.

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This guy is kind of funny. Fisting coral...I have to get back to SOMA.

Enjoyed the read.

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Awesome list :D

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eric pope treating people like shit despite working in PR and community management? surely you jest.

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That was a pretty humorous way to create a top ten! Plz do the same for next year, k thx.