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Jack Gallagher's Top 10 Games of 2017

The umbrella-toting grapplesman graces us with his most gentlemanly games of the year.

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Jack Gallagher is currently employed by WWE, a member of the Cruiserweight Division, and a star of the weekly show 205Live. He spends most of his time wearing suits, waxing his moustache, and may or may not be a fictional character. He can be found on both Twitter (@GentlemanJackG) and Instagram (@MrGentlemanJack) shamelessly self-promoting and nattering on.

Hello! Lovely to be here. 2017 was a year, wasn’t it? Well, most years are but I assume you understand me beyond the superficial. My year in video games included buying a VR headset, the novelty of which has yet to wear off, and traveling with a console for the first time in my life. Although after a few goes through airport security I can tell you the novelty of carrying PS4 everywhere quickly disappears.

Quickly, before I get to the top ten, I have to declare that as I am a character in WWE 2K18 it would not be right to include it in the list, as I’d obviously be biased in favour of the pixels of my pale mug. So, for this reason and this reason alone, it will not be included … onwards!

10. Black the Fall

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Is there agreed upon name for this genre? 2.5D platformer? Limbo-like? Whatever it is, Black the Fall is another one of those. It stands out in my memory with its political symbolism and robot helper dog. In that final or so hour of gameplay I was close to a panic attack at the thought that they’d kill my robo-pup.

9. Friday the 13th: The Game

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Until this year, I’ve never really been one for online gaming. Video games were always a solitary pursuit, and all the stories I’ve heard regarding multiplayer focused games involved racist children screaming down a microphone whilst being significantly better than you at the game, therefore making it three times as frustrating. Happily, that wasn’t my experience playing Friday the 13th. This became myself and the wife’s date night game for some time, where we’d turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and take turns at doing our best to outrun whatever incarnation of Jason was chasing us down that week. When the inevitable happened, and we were caught and brutally murdered, we happily spectated the remaining players as though it were an old fashion slasher film playing out before us.

8. Monument Valley 2

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What a lovely game. Put some headphones on, or at the very least turn the sound up all the way up on your device, and get a little lost in the tiny world on your screen. This game became my morning crossword for about a week: that thing I used to get the gears moving. It’s challenging, but never frustrating, and always wonderful to look at in motion.

7. Sonic Mania

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As someone whose first console was the Sega Master System, I’m happy to report that they have indeed made another good Sonic the Hedgehog game. I don’t know how they did it and I’m not going to question it.

6. Middle-earth: Shadow of War

Could they have replaced the Lord of the Rings setting with Dungeons and Dragons or Warcraft and have retained the majority of the systems at play in this game? Yes. Would I have been as likely to play it? No. The world of Middle-earth sold me on Shadow of Mordor and it sold me on Shadow of War.

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I know of Eru Ilúvatar, the Ainur, the Valar, the Maiar, the Istari, the Great Song, Melkor, Tom Bombadil, how Tolkien never really explained where Hobbits came from, and the importance of always having rope on you. I’m well aware that the power fantasy that is Shadow of War is at odds with the themes of good old J.R.R.--but I get to fight a Balrog in this one!

Change the difficulty level to Nemesis and the encounters you have with each captain become a tense affair again. Two enemy captains became a significant threat, three meaning you’re potentially royally buggered. It’s a far cry from dropping into any Orc stronghold and rolling over people’s backs until you’d mercilessly butchered everyone in sight, without a scratch to show for it.

I really wanted more Shadow of Mordor and I ultimately got that--and a Balrog.

5. Night in the Woods

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It’s a game about existential animals who never question why there’s normal animals, like squirrels, running around doing normal animal things, though the existentialism is a little bit of a stronger theme. It’s a quiet, personal game that balances it out with spoons full of silliness. The cartoonish characters and their antics mean that the themes of loss, depression, and anxiety never weigh too heavily on you as you progress. Though the characterisation of them is still strong enough to make everything feel genuine. I think it may be a game where you either immediately associate with one or two characters very strongly, or none of them at all. For me it was Bea.

4. Little Nightmares

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This is what you’d get if you took equal part Hayao Miyazaki and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This is a creepy game. It never ventures into being actually scary, but the implied grizzly fate that awaits your unnamed, raincoat wearing protagonist is omnipresent throughout. It always seems to have that perfect measure of when you do everything correctly you only just get away from the monsters. Of course, your character is no less creepy in her own way, but she’s at least a monster you can root for.

3. Superhot VR + Superhot

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I do not own a gaming PC. I own a PS4. Both Superhot and its VR version were released on the PlayStation 4 in 2017. Your honour, I have made my case.

Superhot is a fantastic game. It was very well established last year (shush) how good a game this is. However, I don’t know if any action game has ever made me feel as cool as when I was duel wielding handguns, simultaneously knocking bullets out of the air and returning fire, and being in the VR headset only furthered the feeling that I was operating in the Matrix the entire time.

Superhot is smart, innovative, and all those other words people have already used to describe it. Superhot VR is fun.

2. The Sexy Brutale

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The key to a good murder mystery is charm. Even though this is more of a How-Did-They-Do-It? than a Whodunit?, it is laced with it. I loved the charming little clockwork mansion that the developers had constructed. I prodded and poked at every nook and cranny of the Sexy Brutale until I’d discovered that I’d found … well, everything: I’d read every bit of text, found every room, every hidden item, every ending. It was a game I wished that I could immediately forget, rewind the clock, and start all over again rediscovering its secrets.

1. Persona 5

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Okay. This isn’t Persona 4. Once I got over that fact I really started to enjoy Persona 5. I still find the series staple of scheduling my week, my social life and my studies, oddly satisfying. There may be a way to play “perfectly” on a single play-through, but that doesn’t interest me. There’s weight to deciding who you are or aren’t going to spend time with if you’ve accepted that not everyone is going to be your bestest of best friend at the finale. Not only that, but I think the battle system is perhaps my favourite in any JRPG that I’ve played. By the end I had so many options when approaching a battle that I didn’t feel that same last dungeon drag that tends to happen in games such as this.

I definitely didn’t feel as attached to the supporting cast of characters this time around as I did the Investigation Team™, but found myself caring a lot more about the non-party members you befriend out in the world. Working with a previously disgraced politician, or a punk rock doctor with clinical trials, or your teacher with … things … and stuff … important stuff, they all reflected the games intent of speaking more to society than simply high school. It’s not Charlie Tunoku and Chie again, but I still spent 90+ hours with it and probably will again.

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You're right about one thing, Jack. Persona 5 isn't Persona 4. And that's why it's a better game.

Still, good list.

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Dang, Jack spittin' hard truth about Persona. Certified duder right here referencing Charlie Tunoku. Great list my fine fellow. Your grammar was impeccable, your arguments astute, and your tone genteel. Pro wrestling is better with gentlemen like yourself around to keep things civil. Thanks again.

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@donchipotle: Throwing a little too much fire for this wintery times

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@donchipotle: Throwing a little too much fire for this wintery times

I gotta stay warm somehow. And what better way to stay warm than by dishing out cold, hard truths.

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Now this is a proper wrestlegent.

Good to see more love for Sexy Brutale. That game has styyyyle.

In fact, this entire top 3 just oozes styyyyyle!

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now this is a pretty cool list!

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cooljammer00

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Friendship with Xavier Woods is ended

Jack Gallagher is my friend now.

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There's something oddly comforting about knowing that a man who could easily murder me with his bare hands picked the same nerdy-ass JRPG as I did for his GOTY.

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While the eye-catcher here is the Persona love, the real gem is the love for The Sexy Brutale.

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Damn! Persona 5 hahahaha

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*looks at post (who’s this guy?)

*looks at photo and description that he’s a wrestler (wait really?)

*sees Persona 5 as his number 1 (this guy is A-OK)

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I have The Sexy Brutale as my second best as well. If I wasn't a fan of yours already I would be now.

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I have been mere feet away from this man at an ICW event in Glasgow once. Good choice of games.

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Persona 5 being number 1 = correct list

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Glad to see a little Shadow of War love. Grossly under-appreciated.

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@mrfluke said:

*looks at post (who’s this guy?)

*looks at photo and description that he’s a wrestler (wait really?)

*sees Persona 5 as his number 1 (this guy is A-OK)

He's incredibly good at the wrestling thing.

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I can see you are an individual with great taste, Sir! Persona 5 as number 1, good choice! Sexy Brutale is also brilliant!

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The way this man talks about shadow of war and Tolkien makes me respect and admire this man even if this is the first time i ever heard of him.

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Now we need Sir William's top ten.

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I'm not a Persona fan, but I will say I'm glad I read this particular top 10.

The picture alone is worth it.

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JACK GALLAGHER IS A PERSONA FAN!!!

When you being a face again baybee!

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I love me some Jack G.

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One of the best dropkicks in the game (the wrasslin game, that is)

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Best picture including a shotgun ever. Also I love Persona 5!

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idk why but I'm always surprised how good and diverse gallagher's taste in games is

i mean he is a gentleman after all

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This is a great list. I really have to play the Sexy Brutale...

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Jackie boy!

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Fuck yeah, Night in the Woods! Jacky Boy has good taste.

Also, for me it was Germ and Mae.

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Pleasantly surprised to see Jack contribute a list. I didn't know he played games as well!

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This list is a DELIGHT. Thank you Jack

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I don’t know who this wrestleman is, but I approve of his Persona repping.

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One of my favorite Cruiserweights with an interesting list. I'll definitely have to check out The Sexy Brutale

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Jack is now my favorite wrestler. Sorry AJ but i will always see you in Jeff's streams.

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Jack Gallagher has watched the P4 Endurance Run! Also, Persona 5 at number 1.

You are spot on, good sir.

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Surprised #1

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You're right about one thing, Jack. Persona 5 isn't Persona 4. And that's why it's a better game.

Still, good list.

Co-signed. I think a lot of the things in Persona 5 feel way better like all of the dungeons being all really handcrafted experiences with puzzles and unique gimmicks.

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There's something oddly comforting about knowing that a man who could easily murder me with his bare hands picked the same nerdy-ass JRPG as I did for his GOTY.

lmao

Great list Jack

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Very good list. Happy to see Night in the Woods and P5

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A very Gentlemanly selection of games

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Jack is clearly a man of class and distinction. An excellent list.

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This is my favorite wrestler list they've ever featured by an enormous margin. Cheers, Jack.

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You're the man, Jack.

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Not enough love for Persona 5 in these lists, presumably in part because it's known to take a billion point five hours and too few were willing to commit.

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I don't know who this guy is, but I like him a lot.

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Well, I say Jack, that's a pretty spiffing list. Not as spiffing as your running drop kick into the corner to vanquish a foe, but pretty spiffing nonetheless.

Merry Christmas old chap.

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Persona 5 outta nowhere? P E R S O N A 5 O U T T A N O W H E R E !

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Some really interesting choices, nice to see Monument Valley 2 get some shine as well.

Cheers, Gentleman Jack!