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Microsoft Announces Kinect-Powered Avatar Kinect

Talk with your friends as an Avatar!

Before CES began, a picture of a promotional slide from Microsoft's press conference snuck out. The image showed off something called "Avatar Kinect," which turned out to be an actual discussion point in the press conference that took place yesterday afternoon (via Joystiq).
 
As the speculation indicated, Avatar Kinect is a visual chat room that turns you into an Avatar and transports big groups of Kinect-owning friends to a variety of locales, such as a talk show, a "gothy forest" or a sports network. At the press conference, speaker Steve Ballmer made it a point to show off that the service can recognize and track eyebrow movement as well as broad gestures. This stuff in particular looks pretty good, though avatars in general are pretty cartoony, meaning the amount of detail you can translate to them is limited.  
  

   
One more thing: if you'd like to hold on to your chat session and share it with others, you'll be able to do just that. In the teaser trailer for Avatar Kinect, it's noted that you can export your sessions to Facebook. Neat!

And in other Kinect news announced at CES, Hulu Plus and Netflix will receive gesture-based controls this spring. According to 1UP's report, how these controls will actually work were not shown, though it's easy to assume that they'll be similar to the Zune app's support.

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Before CES began, a picture of a promotional slide from Microsoft's press conference snuck out. The image showed off something called "Avatar Kinect," which turned out to be an actual discussion point in the press conference that took place yesterday afternoon (via Joystiq).
 
As the speculation indicated, Avatar Kinect is a visual chat room that turns you into an Avatar and transports big groups of Kinect-owning friends to a variety of locales, such as a talk show, a "gothy forest" or a sports network. At the press conference, speaker Steve Ballmer made it a point to show off that the service can recognize and track eyebrow movement as well as broad gestures. This stuff in particular looks pretty good, though avatars in general are pretty cartoony, meaning the amount of detail you can translate to them is limited.  
  

   
One more thing: if you'd like to hold on to your chat session and share it with others, you'll be able to do just that. In the teaser trailer for Avatar Kinect, it's noted that you can export your sessions to Facebook. Neat!

And in other Kinect news announced at CES, Hulu Plus and Netflix will receive gesture-based controls this spring. According to 1UP's report, how these controls will actually work were not shown, though it's easy to assume that they'll be similar to the Zune app's support.

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yeah tech demo

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so video chat for ugly people then

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huh...seems like a weird cool thing to do. I would love to see a quicklook of this

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The idea is pretty interesting because you could pretty much hold video podcasts using your avatar. Other than that, nothing I would really see myself ever using.
 
Would be awesome to see a Bombcast in this thing though.

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AWESOME CREEPY

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Like I said on 1up about this a few days ago, time until youtube videos of Avatars butt fucking in T minus 3... 2... 1...

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We will need at least 1 Bombcast in this format.

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@PhatSeeJay said:
" The idea is pretty interesting because you could pretty much hold video podcasts using your avatar. Other than that, nothing I would really see myself ever using. "
I want to see a bombcast done with them.
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Seems pretty cool....and fairly retarded.

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Seems....how should I put it...stupid

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It's an awesome technology used in a pointless way. YAY!

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I'll invite you to MY gothy forest.

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Hey, anybody remember Microsoft's Comic Chat? They should bring that back.

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Please let me punch every person in this video in the face. Plus everyone who made it
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luckily all these people talk with their hands.  because if they just sat there motionless it'd be entirely creepy/stupid.
 
oh wait    
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@Sin4profit said:
" so video chat for ugly people then "
Hey, this is actually a cool thing, damn it. (Translation: I am an ugly person who does not want to see their face at all.)
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At least this thing is included in the Gold subscription. I don't know anyone who'd actually pay extra for it.

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This is weird but I'm into it

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@Geo7877 said:
" We will need at least 1 Bombcast in this format. "
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@TheMoD said:
" Please let me punch every person in this video in the face. Plus everyone who made it "
If I had the ability to Facebook style "like" any comment on this news item... it would be yours.
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@crusader8463 said:
" Like I said on 1up about this a few days ago, time until youtube videos of Avatars butt fucking in T minus 3... 2... 1... "
I don't think you have that much control to move around.
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this is pretty pointless

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I don't know how to despise this more.

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Where are the avatar penises? Its just not authentic video chat without them...

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I didn't know what to do for a comment for this....so I'll let Picard and Riker do it: 
 

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stupid

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Well, considering how big video chat is compared to other forms of communication, I could totally see this working... oh wait.

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Wow, this is COMPLETELY POINTLESS! 
What's wrong with a bloody video feed?  I guess if you don't have an XBox camera... oh wait.

@LordAndrew said:

" Hey, anybody remember Microsoft's Comic Chat? They should bring that back. "
Oh hell yes.
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Why?  Who wants this?  They already have real video chat!

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To the future of the friday night live?

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@WinterSnowblind said:
" @crusader8463 said:
" Like I said on 1up about this a few days ago, time until youtube videos of Avatars butt fucking in T minus 3... 2... 1... "
I don't think you have that much control to move around. "
Yeah but I bet we'll see videos of 6 guys wanking it in a circle. 
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@MAN_FLANNEL said:
" @WinterSnowblind said:
" @crusader8463 said:
" Like I said on 1up about this a few days ago, time until youtube videos of Avatars butt fucking in T minus 3... 2... 1... "
I don't think you have that much control to move around. "
Yeah but I bet we'll see videos of 6 guys wanking it in a circle.  "
Then they can sell the soggy biscuit mini game for only 300 Microsoft space bucks!
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Ok, clearly people don't get why this has been made. 
 
The key is in the small print at the end. "Requires an Xbox Live Gold account and a Kinect"? Well, THAT is why this makes sense for Microsoft.  
 
You guys, you don't get it. It's not fun, it's not interesting and you have proper videochat anyway, so who gives a crap. But you are not the market for Kinect, Kinect has just been purchased by eight million casual fans. 
 
You know what you have that casual fans don't? And Xbox Live Gold paid membership. 
 
You don't matter. You're already customers. You pay for it every year and you're going to keep paying for it. No reason to keep pandering to you until any amount of you goes away, which is not happening at the moment, even with a price hike to the service. But I bet you that half of those 8 million Kinect purchasers that have the console for kids don't even have it hooked up to the internet. Every single one of them that does that and eventually signs up for a Gold membership is not just a neat sixty bucks a year MS just made, but also a new customer that is accessing Netflix, Live Arcade and all the other extra paid services in the box. THAT matters. 
 
So yeah, that's what this is. It looks magical and fun and interesting and unbelievable. How much it will be able to make unconnected casual owners join the service on its own is anybody's guess. I mean, I thought the terrible software lineup at launch would keep them from hitting five million by January, so what do I know?

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Next thing you know they''re going to start selling a bunch of S&M avatar gear. I see where this avatar to avatar kinect stuff is heading.

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Yeah?! wait. no. noooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Okeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej, are they serious rofl

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I think this looks pretty neat. One suggestion I would have made would be a 'picture in picture' version of this. Think original Starfox. If someone in your party said something that their avatar face would pop up in a corner!

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So it's PS Home, except you sit down, and have some movements motion-captured?
 
Vitality Sensor'd?  : o

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@Nadafinga said:
" @Geo7877 said:
" We will need at least 1 Bombcast in this format. "
"
Indeed.
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I see you Steve Ballmer

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"Includes over 15 creative sets"
 
What a weird thing to say. Does that mean they know it's more than 15, but they kinda lost count? Or they can't quite count that high?

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I'm sure every Kinect owner will check this out... once.

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@csl316 said:
" luckily all these people talk with their hands.  because if they just sat there motionless it'd be entirely creepy/stupid.  oh wait     "
Or you might be questioning what they're really doing with their hands.
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Why would anyone use this? I dare anyone to give one good reason why anyone would choose to use this to talk to their friends. Go ahead. Anyone at all?

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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, as if that'll happen

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I would rather have a video chat with people... this is a stupid idea.

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Why not just use voodoo for multiple people video chat?

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This seems intended as a toy for kids, especially kids with parents who want to allow them to talk with their friends, but don't want them subjected to quite the level of potential depravity seen in something like chat roulette.

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@Sin4profit said:
" so video chat for ugly people then "
lol
 
I think it's great Kinect is able to detect fine body/face movement like that, I only wish they'd use it for actual games and not such idiocy.