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Microsoft Announces Kinect-Powered Avatar Kinect

Talk with your friends as an Avatar!

Before CES began, a picture of a promotional slide from Microsoft's press conference snuck out. The image showed off something called "Avatar Kinect," which turned out to be an actual discussion point in the press conference that took place yesterday afternoon (via Joystiq).
 
As the speculation indicated, Avatar Kinect is a visual chat room that turns you into an Avatar and transports big groups of Kinect-owning friends to a variety of locales, such as a talk show, a "gothy forest" or a sports network. At the press conference, speaker Steve Ballmer made it a point to show off that the service can recognize and track eyebrow movement as well as broad gestures. This stuff in particular looks pretty good, though avatars in general are pretty cartoony, meaning the amount of detail you can translate to them is limited.  
  

   
One more thing: if you'd like to hold on to your chat session and share it with others, you'll be able to do just that. In the teaser trailer for Avatar Kinect, it's noted that you can export your sessions to Facebook. Neat!

And in other Kinect news announced at CES, Hulu Plus and Netflix will receive gesture-based controls this spring. According to 1UP's report, how these controls will actually work were not shown, though it's easy to assume that they'll be similar to the Zune app's support.

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Anyone get a Playstation Home vibe?

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kill me now

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Does this mean that people will finally be able to sit down while using Kinect? :P

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If you use this, you're officially part of the problem.

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Looks like something Nintendo would make to prevent people from actually seeing each other. You know... to protect the children!

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From a technology perspective this is really cool, but from an practical perspective its completely pointless and no one would use it. 
 
Also, can I make my avatar pelvic thrust?

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I just look at this, and think, why? What is the point of this, do people not have phones or skype for this? And you can already do normal chat with 360, why would you waste the tim and effort (setting up your kinect space) just to do this
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I AM GLAD TO SEE MY XBOX LIVE GOLD SUBSCRIPTION MONEY GOING TOWARD DESIGNING SUCH USEUL TECHNOLOGY.  
 
 
....not.

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@wasteguru said:
" From a technology perspective this is really cool, but from an practical perspective its completely pointless and no one would use it.  Also, can I make my avatar pelvic thrust? "
We need answers.  Asap.  This here is the most important question ever posted on this site.
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Will there be digital flop sweat algorithms to truly simulate a conversation with Steve Ballmer?

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This looks awful but I also can't wait to see what Giant Bomb does with this.

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Avatar Happy Hour 
 
 

You're welcome.

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It's Microsoft Chat 2.0!

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...What?!

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At first I thought, ok that's a nice way to use Avatars.
 
Then I thought, hey. That's silly, because you can just do video chat for everybody and it'll be better. No need for motion tracking at all.
 
Then I thought, well I guess you do interact weirdly better when in circular seating as avatars than as video boxes that oddly look not in front of the camera.
 
So, this idea isn't horrible, just not gamebreaking though. Nice face tech though.
 
Next up? Make an MMORPG with motion faces and actions.

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@JoeyRavn said:
" It's an awesome technology used in a pointless way. YAY! "
Just like almost every technology.  For example, millions of dollars in multi-touch research for...Fruit Ninja.  I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying it's what always happens.
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Finally! Group cyber sex comes to Xbox 360.

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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THIS IS THE WORST IDEA
 
Oh man, what a horrible, horrrrrrriiiibbbllllleeeee idea this is. What are they thinking?
 
The commercial makes me want to blow every kinect up. Also, Facebook. BARF. Stop giving Facebook connectivity priority over anything else of much more importance.

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So all you can do is just sit? Seems boring.
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Another pointless gimmick for Kinect. Like oh my god like do people really talk like like i mean seriously OMG.....FFS!

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OMG LIKE THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME!!  KINECT CHAT PART LIKE AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!

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Man, I wish I knew more people with the Kinect! I want to upload our conversations to Facebook soooo bad!

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You made me cry Microsoft. Happy now?

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great another failed attempt at making the kinect look somewhat useful

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@Sin4profit said:
" so video chat for ugly people then "

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Just what the kinect needs, just what everyone wanted. WTF why are they doing this?

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 track eyebrow? track eyebrow ! 
 
The kinect i saw could not even track general body movement properly. 
 
To be fair tho, it might be that the software was not ready.
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95% of people will not use this.

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that`s kind of awkward to just see a bunch of avatars sitting in a circle with their mouths flipping out.  and the people in that video were disturbing.  If human beings were actually like that, then we would not survive.  

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Boy, I can't wait to see all my best friends with tremors

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hmmm, subscriber video Bombcast anyone?

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Gross.

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Finally, a Kinect app that allows you to sit on the couch. :) 
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Can they take the money they used on this and make Game Room worth a damn?

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I'm trying to imagine when or why I would use this with my friends.      I just know that about 20 seconds in someone would try to simulate sex with the person next to them, and then things would really go downhill.

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One day this stuff will be awesome.  One day.

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Video chat for shut-ins?  This is the dumbestfuckingthing.

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Creepy on so many levels.

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This makes me sick

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So instead of making games that are actually fun to play with kinect microsoft kept itself busy creating creepy avatars nobody cares about.
 
 Interesting strategy...

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I own a Kinect...but this is dumb.

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'Cause this is just what the Kinect needed.

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Interesting technology, but if i must say, pretty much pointless for the average consumer. What Kinect needs are more good games that also targets the core player.

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@Nadafinga said:
" @Geo7877 said:
" We will need at least 1 Bombcast in this format. "
"
Consensus achieved
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I don't understand why developers are trying to make their consoles more of a social experience when, I believe, the majority of people just want to play games.  I thought it was great when Microsoft enabled cross game chatting since that combined the social aspect with being able to still play the game you want to play.  This is just....a waste.  I don't get it.  I don't want to waste my time talking to people like this when I could just as easily be doing that AND playing a game at the same time already.

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@Vitor said:
" @Nadafinga said:
" @Geo7877 said:
" We will need at least 1 Bombcast in this format. "
"
Consensus achieved "
Hell yes we should!
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This gave me bad chills down my back, this is NOT  what an xbox or kinect should be used  for, gaming and porn is the right   answer . . .

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What if your eyebrows are s similar color to your skin? Can it still track them, or will you have to dye them a contrasting color?

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so gears of war 3  and this . lol gald i sold my xbox 360