In honor of President's Day, we thought it appropriate to take a look back at video game penis. How have male bits been represented in the interactive medium over the years? While this is by no means an exhaustive tour through the annals of history, there have been some notable examples here and there.
Custer's Revenge: Naked cowboy rapes just as fast as you can push the fire button on your joystick.
Stroker: If we were to judge simply on the basis of what percentage of the screen is taken up by thick man-rod, this Commodore 64 classic probably wins. As a youth, this game was abso-frickin-lutely hilarious. Today? Still hilarious.
Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis: While technically not a man's penis, there's no denying that Jesper was a total dick.
That brings us to today's footage for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto IV episode, The Lost & Damned. Due out tonight at midnight Pacific time, the game will feature all sorts of new missions and dialogue. Including this little number that leaves nothing to the imagination. Let's watch!
Can't wait to see what sort of reaction this brand of nudity gets.