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Is the next F.E.A.R. following in the footsteps of the worst naming concept of all time?

 D00D S1CK!!111111
 D00D S1CK!!111111
So this teaser image of a new game in the FEAR franchise popped up on NeoGAF yesterday. It's attributed to "a Spanish magazine," which isn't exactly the most solid of sources, so let's hold out some hope here. But, by the looks of this, there's some sort of chance that the next FEAR game is going to be called... F.3.A.R..
 
Of course, this isn't an officially released image. On top of that, reps for Warner, which would publish any sort of would-be FEAR successor, didn't offer any comment when asked about it. But doesn't your gut already hurt in that special way that tells you that this is absolutely legitimate?

Assuming it's accurate and official, I'm left wondering one thing. Why, exactly, does anyone still think that slamming a number into your title is a good way to make your sequel stand out? All I ever think of is DRIV3R, which (in case you forgot) was an utter trainwreck. It doesn't add edge to a game, it makes it look like it was written out by some script kiddie WH0 L0V3Z 2 B3 L33T S0N!!!!1111

While I'll give a partial pass to games that use them for dopey abbreviations (Left 4 Dead, Ready 2 Rumble), the numbered sequel thing sucks almost as hard as a thing can possibly suck.

More importantly, I wanted to point you to our page in the database that deals with this tragic topic, Letters Replaced by Numbers in Title. It's a pretty comprehensive list of this sort of thing. This awful, awful thing.

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I can't wait for some obscure spin-off that can only be described in functions, as each episodic itteration itterates closer to the curve the gradient is represented as follows:
 
f=(3^4)R

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4|_m4 |5 5|_|c|-| 4 c0c|< 73453

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they could have went even crazier! F3AR 3: F3AR3R! now thats a stupid name

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The movie Seven has a lot to answer for.
 
This is all your fault Fincher!

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Spiritual succesor of Driv3r i see.

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 If the game is good whatever but if the game is bad then this is the dumbest title ever. Oh and 5318008 is my favorite string of numbers just thought you should know. (read it upside down) hehehe.

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T.H.R.E.A.R.

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I already can't wait for F.E.4.R. 

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Hey! it's the only wiki page i ever edited! The last sentence is mine 

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@Dan_CiTi said:
" I already can't wait for F.E.4.R.  "
I hope you're proud of yourself... Someone already took note of what you said >:( good job...
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Did Snake Plissken on the left side shoot Vamp on the right side? Toon in to F3AR to find out. Man that is going to be a pain to say. 
"I'd like to pick up Fear" 
"We have a used copy for 5 dollars" 
"Wait, it just came out how is it 5 dollars? Oh, I mean Fear 3." 
"That is not in our database sir."

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Fthreear! I love that game!

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@Tennmuerti said:

" 4|_m4 |5 5|_|c|-| 4 c0c|< 73453 "

lol
 
Now I'm off to contemplate my life as I could understand that without any difficulty.
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If they incorporated the 3 into the title with the same font, then it would look nice, like a backwards E, but with this Farcry esque popout font it looks shitty

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I'm calling it "FEATHER" just to be safe.

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@MattBodega said:
" I can't wait for the Sequel, F.E 4. R.  God damn it. "
LOL, good one!  That really shouldn't be funny but made me laugh!  Im feeling confused, yet happy lol!
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I'm holding out for F.E.4.R.

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th4ts a t3rribl3 n4m3

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I don't really see the problem with this maybe i grew up with l33t Speak being common place online. I'm totally impartial to them spelling it F.3.A.R.

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Gay name... 

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Totally glanced at the name of this & mentally rotated the 3 the wrong way so I wound up with FWAR, even more stupid/silly than what they did. While some of the internet community might be familiar with this I think it might be lost on others.

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At least they didn't do what they did with Final Destination, and call it "The F.E.A.R".

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For the record, I happen to believe F.3.A.R. is the only possible name you can give this game. Also, it's brain-seizingly stupid.

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...It's magnificent.

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It is nowh4r4 n4ar as dumb as this on4:
 

No Caption Provided


How can you r4plac4 an E with a 4? It's compl4t4ly crazy. Who4v4r thought of that should g4t fir4d
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@MattyFTM: A the 4s be with you.
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So... whats gonna happen when there is FEAR 5? 
 
F.E.5.R.??...

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@MattyFTM said:
" It is nowh4r4 n4ar as dumb as this on4:
 
No Caption Provided
How can you r4plac4 an E with a 4? It's compl4t4ly crazy. Who4v4r thought of that should g4t fir4d "
LOL
 
h4y guy6 l1t'6 g9 pl3y s9m4 thi4f.
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TH4T5 A 5TUP1D T1TL3 4 A G4M3...
 
|o|z 4 lifez!

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I guess it was a slow news day. This naming scheme strikes me as far less stupid than "Left 4 Dead 2", for example, which went unmocked for the most part.

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Christ, you see what one single number in a word can do to these comments...?

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@Deusoma said:
" I guess it was a slow news day. This naming scheme strikes me as far less stupid than "Left 4 Dead 2", for example, which went unmocked for the most part. "
I'm pretty sure they made mention of it on the podcast. Not on the same level as New Super Mario Bros, but it's also not as stupid as that. They've also already done their fair share of Driv3r mocking. Not so much on Thi4f, but the Thief games aren't brought up very often.
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How did this make news but PERSONA 5 IS GOING TO BE A THING didn't?

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....Meh

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Holding out for FE4R

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I actually don't mind F.3.A.R. since the last two FEAR games and Condemned games were awesome. They can name it whatever the hell they want and I will buy it if it is on par with their other games.

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@Lockeyness said:
" But... F.E.A.R. is an acronym!! They can't do this!  It breaks everything!!   First Encounter Assault Recon !!  Not First 3 Assault Recon!  This is the worst idea!  "
First 3ncounter Assault Recon
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4\/\/3S0/\/\3

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They can call it whatever they want as long as it's as good as the first two games.

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Feels like they're about six years too late to be doing this kind of thing but whatever.

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I loved F.E.A.R and I enjoyed Project Origin but this makes me sad in pants knowing that there is no hope for me to take this seriously.

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F-Threer?

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@Ryan said:
"For the record, I happen to believe F.3.A.R. is the only possible name you can give this game. Also, it's brain-seizingly stupid. "

That is what really worries me. I'm one of those who liked Fear 2, and come to think I do believe it was Ryan of Giant Bomb who did also.  But this may be showing where they (Warner) are going. If that 'art' included is any representation, well..
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Who cares

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i knew so many people that called driv3r drive-three-ar not understanding at all what was going on.

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Damn I was hoping Monolith's next game would be a Shogo prequel... Shog0

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Left 4 Dead is at least a wink/nod to it being a 4-Player CO-OP focused experience. A proper play on words, if you will.
 
F3AR is just lame ass l33t sp34k.

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F.3.A.R Wars PC/S/360