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Is the next F.E.A.R. following in the footsteps of the worst naming concept of all time?

 D00D S1CK!!111111
 D00D S1CK!!111111
So this teaser image of a new game in the FEAR franchise popped up on NeoGAF yesterday. It's attributed to "a Spanish magazine," which isn't exactly the most solid of sources, so let's hold out some hope here. But, by the looks of this, there's some sort of chance that the next FEAR game is going to be called... F.3.A.R..
 
Of course, this isn't an officially released image. On top of that, reps for Warner, which would publish any sort of would-be FEAR successor, didn't offer any comment when asked about it. But doesn't your gut already hurt in that special way that tells you that this is absolutely legitimate?

Assuming it's accurate and official, I'm left wondering one thing. Why, exactly, does anyone still think that slamming a number into your title is a good way to make your sequel stand out? All I ever think of is DRIV3R, which (in case you forgot) was an utter trainwreck. It doesn't add edge to a game, it makes it look like it was written out by some script kiddie WH0 L0V3Z 2 B3 L33T S0N!!!!1111

While I'll give a partial pass to games that use them for dopey abbreviations (Left 4 Dead, Ready 2 Rumble), the numbered sequel thing sucks almost as hard as a thing can possibly suck.

More importantly, I wanted to point you to our page in the database that deals with this tragic topic, Letters Replaced by Numbers in Title. It's a pretty comprehensive list of this sort of thing. This awful, awful thing.

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Kingdom H3arts confirmed?

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1 l1k3 1t

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While it is stupid, I don't really care one way or the other as I'd rather play Condemn3d!

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H4LO for the 3CK$8OX

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Stupid

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I don't know what I find sillier, the name, or the reactions to the name.
 
Regardless, I win. :)

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that concept art reminds me of old 1980's action movie posters.
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@beatz said:

" Haha, why do you ever care what its called? The first one stood for "First Encounter Assault Recon", how can you complain about anything being worse than that? "

Because apparently "Encounter" now starts with a 3. "F11257 3|\|(0UN7EЯ A5S4UI_7 R3C0N".
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F.3.A.R
F.E.4.R
5.E.A.R
 
Oh God...

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That looks like an 80s game box art.

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I agree it gives the game a certain straight to video store shelves kind of a feel.

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That sounds more like the name of a shitty movie they'll make about the game.

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Lame. Weak. Silly. Worst fap material ever.

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Yeah, that's pretty stupid. But I don't know if it means it'll necessarily be a shitty game. Probably. But I like to give the benefit of the doubt
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I really don't see what the big hoopla over this is. Sure its corny but it doesn't ruin my day by any means. Besides it worked for Se7en. 

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 J33Z its not that bad.  At least the 3 is just a backwards E.  Se7en is the f*cking worst title ever.  It doesn't even make any sense.
 

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Eh, doesn't look THAT bad, it just looks like what the creators go for when it comes to F.E.A.R., a cinematic experience. In which that photo looks kinda like a movie poster. Why was an opinion up here when it comes to game news? I guess it's understandable that this is less professional than it is a feel free to do whatever you want type of site. That's nice, but it could be annoying...

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whats wrong with it?

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me bet they'll name the 4th game F.E.4.R.

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I need to 3xterminat3 this game.

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@JP_Russell: The soldiers in First Third Assault Recon keep their money at Fifth Third Bank
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@Sil3n7 said:
" So putting a number at the end like every other game is better? "
Yes.
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Thats fucking retarded.

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@Karmann said:
" PER5ONA !!! "
LOL but OMG no!!!11!!
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Christ, I thought we'd got past this naming convention.
 
Well for the most part, an afternoon on Xbox Live will prove me otherwise.

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Jeff, you are offending so many gamers that use numbers in their handles bro. You need to be more considerate to dudes like Xx_3XtR3M3_420_xX, bro.

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Something tells me that  'Xx_3XtR3M3_420_xX' plays a whole lot of Mod3rn Warfar3 Two...

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can't wait for 34th version of F.3.4.R