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Weapons-Grade Gears Gear

Forget that plastic replica, this lunatic has built his own real-life Lancer.

What freaks me out is how field-ready this thing looks.
What freaks me out is how field-ready this thing looks.
Here's a sterling example of the hoary old adage about life imitating abject awesomeness. Aside from alpha-male behavior laced with homoerotic overtones, nothing sums up Gears of War's blunt-force attitude like the Lancer. Seriously, is there anything ass-kickier than a wicked machine gun with a friggin' chainsaw strapped on the front? As you can tell from this video that CrunchGear dug up, it's even better in real life. We're not talking about some kind of fancy Nerf gun you'd keep in the bottom drawer of your desk, but an actual AR-15 with a functioning chainsaw blade bolted on the front, undoubtedly by a man whose deep commitment to being an unmitigated bad-ass makes my life look like a 24/7 stuffed-animal tea party. Pass me a razzleberry cupcake, Mr. Bearingsworth!

Check out the video for yourself to see some pumpkins get treated like the skulls of some feeble Locust grunts, and don't try to deny the fact that you too would cackle like a madman if you saw this in person.

  

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Good grief!  did you see the way he was swinging that lancer around?  Hes lucky he didnt saw into one of his own legs!   That said, awesome gun!^ ^

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That is absof'ckinlutley super-BADASS

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My dream is coming true: actual chainsaw duels.

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It doesn't use petrol Aaox, it's an electric chainsaw.

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haha looks heavy, and epic!

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Edited By ICF_19XX

Yep, in the first picture, that's a Heckler & Koch 416, not a 417, assault rifle, not a machine-gun per se, with a chainsaw on it alright!

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So amazing, I would love to have that.
Wonder what took someone so long to make this.

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yeah, that looks really dangerous

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I love america for this sole reason

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God bless America.

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I would never want to live in any other country.

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now all he needs is a costume

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Damn it...

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i just noticed this is the high tech version of of that bolt rifle that had the knife at the end of it :O i just blew my own mind

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hahaha this also reminds me why I love the USA

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Scary and hilarious at the same time. 

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It would probably be easier to keep the stance were he to try it on a larger object; except I don't think it would work quite as well as it does in the games.

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His is better than mine.  He wins.  =  /

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Ah, an efficient bayonet.  I wish I had one of those on a shotgun in CODWAW.  Blow someone in half or saw them in half.

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scarey!

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Ha ha.... He almost cut off his foot like three times while he was swiping at a pumpkin on the ground! What an IDIOT!

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Guy looked like a dick while trying to cut that stuff up. Such an impractical weapon

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This is awesome in so many ways.

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lol those americans!

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Epic!

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thank god i live in australia where there are i hope fewer crazy ppl.....i thought seeing a real life lancer would be cool, but that just creeped me out

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very disturbing. that guy should be locked up. i bet you could make a real lancer if you wanted to. 

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Great! That will come in handy during the fallout of the nuclear/ biological attack the U.S. is likely to experience by 2013. At least that's what fox "news" just said experts (a bipartisan study) say.


Oh, and Mr. Bearingsworth? I'd like one o' those razzleberry cupcakes, please!

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Yep, in the first picture, that's a Heckler & Koch 416, not a 417, assault rifle, not a machine-gun per se, with a chainsaw on it alright!

can't tell if its either i figured its the 417 cuz the barrel looks to be a bit longer than what the 416 should be in order to mount that chainsaw  but like i said you really can't tell unless you get the full view of the rifle
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Only in America.....................................

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the in-game lancer is a lot safer than this thing, if that in-game lancer were real, that is...

the in-game lancer has a blade guard on the top... so you wouldn't accidentally cut something off...

speaking of that... it looks like he almost chopped his foot off in that video!

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if at first you fail at accuracy, chop it up with a chainsaw

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if at first you fail at accuracy, chop it up with a chainsaw

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if at first you fail at accuracy, chop it up with a chainsaw

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if at first you fail at accuracy, chop it up with a chainsaw

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if at first you fail at accuracy, chop it up with a chainsaw

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if at first you fail at accuracy, chop it up with a chainsaw

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That guy's INSANE!

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is it me or do you guys just look at the feed on g4tv.com and just copy what they have? i saw this like a day ago on their website

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And the government lets him own this?

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If he has a gun licence, he can own the gun.
Dont need a licence for a chainsaw, so i dont think it is illegal to combine them.

ps...wtf is with my 7 posts in a row...

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i want that. the first thing i thought of when i saw that was the moment in smoking aces when one of the tremors falls on his own chainsaw and cuts himself in half

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