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Who Won Last Week's ConQuest?

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I'll bet the answer is inside this news post!


 THIS IS ALSO NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.
 THIS IS ALSO NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.
Apparently, our moderator team wasn't crafty enough to keep over 1600 of you from completing the latest ConQuest. You folks remembered that people freaked out about the sex scenes in Mass Effect, that you need every one of your fingers to avoid being eaten by a grue, and questioned whether you can really describe The Matrix: Path Of Neo as "good."
 
(OK, I'll come clean. The mods didn't really put Path Of Neo as an answer in the "Licensed To Be Good" quest. That entry was written by a former moderator who spent a little too much time adding information to the Path Of Neo wiki page on the site.)
 
Congratulations to all of you who finished the quest. But, as we all know, simply knowing how many games let you throw your tag up isn't enough to win a nondescript boxing glove. You have to be worthy. You have to be special. You have to be... chosen by Sean Coonce's algorithm!
 
And the users selected by machine math this week are:
 

Winner of Blue Boxing Glove That Teased Dudley As A Playable Character In Super Street Fighter IV

mkasperski

 

Winner of BioShock 2 Splicer Mask

Darkstar614

 

Winner of Tekken 6 Panda Inflatable Dummy

Allison

 
Congratulations to all the winners! We'll have more ConQuests coming shortly, so if you're looking to rack up experience points, levels, and dumb prizes, stay tuned!
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mattbodega

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Edited By mattbodega

 THIS IS ALSO NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.
 THIS IS ALSO NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.
Apparently, our moderator team wasn't crafty enough to keep over 1600 of you from completing the latest ConQuest. You folks remembered that people freaked out about the sex scenes in Mass Effect, that you need every one of your fingers to avoid being eaten by a grue, and questioned whether you can really describe The Matrix: Path Of Neo as "good."
 
(OK, I'll come clean. The mods didn't really put Path Of Neo as an answer in the "Licensed To Be Good" quest. That entry was written by a former moderator who spent a little too much time adding information to the Path Of Neo wiki page on the site.)
 
Congratulations to all of you who finished the quest. But, as we all know, simply knowing how many games let you throw your tag up isn't enough to win a nondescript boxing glove. You have to be worthy. You have to be special. You have to be... chosen by Sean Coonce's algorithm!
 
And the users selected by machine math this week are:
 

Winner of Blue Boxing Glove That Teased Dudley As A Playable Character In Super Street Fighter IV

mkasperski

 

Winner of BioShock 2 Splicer Mask

Darkstar614

 

Winner of Tekken 6 Panda Inflatable Dummy

Allison

 
Congratulations to all the winners! We'll have more ConQuests coming shortly, so if you're looking to rack up experience points, levels, and dumb prizes, stay tuned!
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Edited By deactivated-5aeccee38cdf9

Conquests FTW

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Edited By ReefTrigger

how did I miss this? 
O well, no prizes for any game I played lol.

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Edited By bigchief

I'm always looking to rack up experience points, levels, and dumb prizes.

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Congrats duders!           :)

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God I wanted the inflatable panda so damn bad! 
 
But I'm ineligible, so congrats to those who won. :) 

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For some reason I was hoping I get chosen even though I don't live in the US. Severs me right for hyping myself up for the unattainable.

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Congrats to whoever won the Splicer mask. 
Now that person and I can run around and be all creepy together =D

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Edited By guiseppe

I would contribute to the 1600 people, but I can't win anything, so what's the point? :P

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Edited By ht101

Contests are fun but looking for these games/concepts/people/etc... is even better.

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that splicer mask is awesome

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Congats to the winners

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boo! FIX!
 
I'm not eligible in the UK anyway :D

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Congrats ya lucky bastards.

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That splicer mask is fucking cool.

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Edited By gearhead

Ugh Matt. I believe you spelled my name wrong. It's Gearhead, not any of those names.

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I may not be eligible for the prizes, but I sure love grinding out some XP. Bring on the big push to level 22!

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Edited By Spiral_Stars

I hereby revoke Allison's prize for having an entirely unorigial user name.

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Its all rigged! 
 
lol congrats

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Edited By G0rd0nFr33m4n

I had no idea this was going on... oh well fuck it, I BLAME  Matt Kessler FOR THIS !

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Edited By Allison

That is probably the best prize to win honestly.
 
Thanks duders!

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Congratulations to the winners!!!

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Edited By dudacles

I loved the Path of Neo a couple of years ago. Lots of people thought it was utter crap, but even considering how hyped I was for the game, it still managed to satisfy me. I enjoyed 95% percent of that game (with the other 5% being those spots where the gameplay was so atrocious that the horrible graphics and controls got to me.) It delivered what I wanted: a re-enactment of Neo's story and flashy moves.

So eh.