Usain Bolt is faster than the horses in Assassin's Creed 3.

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#1 Posted by Nerdware (70 posts) -

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

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#2 Posted by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -
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#3 Posted by ajamafalous (13397 posts) -

I won't believe it until you release your test data.

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#4 Posted by Mike76x (559 posts) -

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

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#5 Posted by Snail (8885 posts) -

@Mike76x said:

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

That's racist.

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#6 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

You rode Usain Bolt? Did you go bareback?

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#7 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

Usain Bolt is the horse armor of AC3.

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#8 Posted by _Zombie_ (1483 posts) -

@Snail said:

@Mike76x said:

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

That's racist.

You're racist.

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#9 Posted by blackichigo (304 posts) -

@zombiebigfoot said:

@Snail said:

@Mike76x said:

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

That's racist.

You're racist.

Im racist. I fucking hate Orcs.

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#10 Posted by _Zombie_ (1483 posts) -

@blackichigo said:

@zombiebigfoot said:

@Snail said:

@Mike76x said:

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

That's racist.

You're racist.

Im racist. I fucking hate Orcs.

I know, right? Fuck those green motherfuckers.

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#12 Posted by imhungry (624 posts) -

I bet my horse spins sick doughnuts better than Usain Bolt.

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#13 Posted by Nightriff (7112 posts) -

Can Usain Bolt carry a grown man and run faster than a horse? No so fuck off

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#14 Posted by bigdaddy81 (376 posts) -

@GenocidalKitten said:

@zombiebigfoot said:

@blackichigo said:

@zombiebigfoot said:

@Snail said:

@Mike76x said:

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

That's racist.

You're racist.

Im racist. I fucking hate Orcs.

I know, right? Fuck those green motherfuckers.

Their teeth are way big those assholes.

And to be honest, they all kinda look the same.

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#15 Posted by Mike76x (559 posts) -

@Snail said:

@Mike76x said:

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

That's racist.

He only has 2 legs

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#16 Posted by Corvak (1818 posts) -

@Nerdware: Now we need DLC where Usain Bolt is actually an Assassin, and runs faster than horses.

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#17 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
@Mike76x

@Snail said:

@Mike76x said:

@Nerdware said:

Did a couple of tests, and it turns out, Usain Bolt is indeed faster than the horses in the game. Thoughts?

I'll bet he doesn't handle as well in the snow.

That's racist.

He only has 2 legs

That's biologist.
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#18 Posted by betterboulder (200 posts) -

I spent my time using R1 only to make the horses go faster only to find that you had to press X to spur it.

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