So apparently, a batman is a unit of weight that was used in the Ottoman Empire. It is equivilent to about 10 kg which is around 22 pounds to those who deny the metric system exists. If ever I'm asked how much I weigh in future I will answer only in batmans. It removes any embarrassment people have about their weight and you find yourself talking about Batman. A win win.
So here's the question, How many batmans does Batman weigh?
Batman
Character » appears in 94 games
After witnessing the cold-blooded murder of his parents, young Bruce Wayne swore to combat the evil that took their lives. Using his family's fortune, he travelled the world, training to physical and mental perfection. Once his training was complete, he returned to Gotham City as the Dark Knight, Batman.
I'm 8.4 batmans.
Sadly in the last fex days Ive been solving way too many math problems so I feel the need to correct this before more people make the mistake.
batmanbatman = (batman)^2 = (10)^2 = 100
2*batman = 2*10 = 20
Now im going to cry myself to sleep for doing this.
" Ottoman Empire is awesome. "Thank you, Captain Obvious! xD
Oh and apparently Singapore is way more awesome. The way they name their kids is anyways:
I think I figured out how this happened: In the Ottoman Empire the word weight means awesome. Therefore, Batmans are not a measurement of weight, but awesomeness.
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