It's kind of embarrassing that the guys at Capcom think I'm gonna love a game that's full of double entendres and like stripper talk n shit. I'm not that lonely guys, come on.
 
HER CLOTHES ARE LIKE MADE OF HAIR RIGHT? AN WHEN YOU DO LIKE SPECIAL MOVES OR WHATEVER, IT FLIES OFF AN SHE'S LIKE TOTALLY NAKED. IT'S FUCKIN HOT YO.
 
Does anyone else think all that crazy business is dumb or am I alone in this?
Apart from that, game looks awesome.

Yeah I'd rather play as a really old lady in a sweat suit. But the gameplay is cool.

Yeah, I think it makes it all a bit silly. Having said that, the reason I'm not getting it is primarily the PS3 issues.

"Yeah I'd rather play as a really old lady in a sweat suit. But the gameplay is cool. "

Hate to be pedantic, but Capcom has nothing to do with Bayonetta. The game is being published by Sega. So you know...
 
Also, I completely agree. Having played the demo I find a lot extremely off-putting about Bayonetta's design, both game design and art style. Nothing about that game really impressed me. Alright, maybe it was a pretty game, and the frame rate seems smooth, but still.

" Yeah I'd rather play as a really old lady in a sweat suit."

" Hate to be pedantic, but Capcom has nothing to do with Bayonetta. The game is being published by Sega. So you know...  "

I'm not put off by it, but I'm not turned on by it.

I understand where you're coming from. It kinda pushes me away from the game, but it isn't my style of game anyway.

It seems like they are trying to sell "Devil May Cry with boobs" to me.

I think it's just a marketing gimmick to get the teenagers to buy the game.

There's a place and a time for that kind of stuff.
 
Bayonetta is both the place and time.

no

She has a tiny head, that bothers me more than anything.
 
Tiny.

" She has a tiny head, that bothers me more than anything.  Tiny. "

HER CLOTHES ARE LIKE MADE OF HAIR RIGHT? AN WHEN YOU DO LIKE SPECIAL MOVES OR WHATEVER, IT FLIES OFF AN SHE'S LIKE TOTALLY NAKED. IT'S FUCKIN HOT YO.

Nope.
 
 I think the over-top nature of the game and the specific character that is Bayonetta demands that she be every bit as over the top as the rest of the game. The fact is that she attacks people with her hair which will shape and form giant hair dragons to consume her enemies, if the bat-shit crazy that is described here doesn't appeal to you than there's nothing I can say, you simply don't get it.

" I understand where you're coming from. It kinda pushes me away from the game, but it isn't my style of game anyway. "

That kinda stuff is a put off for me, so you're not alone. The game is probably awesome, but I don't think I will be able to bring myself to play it.

"I'm not put off by it, but I'm not turned on by it. "

" There's a place and a time for that kind of stuff.  Bayonetta is both the place and time. "

I would be - She's really cheesy.  But I think if you're going to go that route, you do it 100% or not at all.  For whatever reason, it just works for the game.

All I know is I hate that new TV ad they have for Bayonetta, also, I'm lonely as shit, so I don't really care either way.

I think the game could do without it, but it doesn't really bother me -- the developers have done such an excellent, excellent job on virtually every aspect of Bayonetta, they've earned the right to put as much embarrassing shit as they want in it.

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Wait what was the topic about?

According to Arthur Gies, this game can and has been masturbated to.

" It's kind of embarrassing that the guys at Capcom think I'm gonna love a game that's full of double entendres and like stripper talk n shit. I'm not that lonely guys, come on.  HER CLOTHES ARE LIKE MADE OF HAIR RIGHT? AN WHEN YOU DO LIKE SPECIAL MOVES OR WHATEVER, IT FLIES OFF AN SHE'S LIKE TOTALLY NAKED. IT'S FUCKIN HOT YO.  Does anyone else think all that crazy business is dumb or am I alone in this? Apart from that, game looks awesome. "

"According to Arthur Gies, this game can and has been masturbated to. "

" the thing is... the longer you play it and the amount of insane shit that happens the sex thing really  really isn't all that much of an issue, there are enemies that are far worse than anything bayonetta does and if youre knocking one out to that shit you probably need to  look into that. if anything the game has its tongue firmly in it's cheek... if the game could mock you for only being interested in the sex stuff... it probably would.  "

Who gives a shit.  As long as the game kicks ass, shut up and play it.

" Who gives a shit.  As long as the game kicks ass, shut up and play it. "

" @JJOR64 said:

" Who gives a shit.  As long as the game kicks ass, shut up and play it. "

That's what I keep telling people about RapeLay, but they won't listen. "

" @JJOR64 said:

" Who gives a shit.  As long as the game kicks ass, shut up and play it. "

That's what I keep telling people about RapeLay, but they won't listen. "

No, but it's scheduled for the upcoming MMO; GangofBangs.

I see it as more comical than actually Sexy considering how it adds to the crazyness of the game.
Also sorry to add to the list of people but it was made by Platinum Games.

Sex and Nudity sells.

The game is supposed to be weird and I think its odd sexuality is a major part of that.

No why?

" According to Arthur Gies, this game can and has been masturbated to. "

Not at all.  I'll never understand why people get so uptight by a little sexuality in games but freely support the evisceration, decapitation and disembowelment of others with fervor.  

I think it's hilarious. It's obviously poking fun at itself.
 
I can see why people might think it's a bit too much though.

" This stuff is so absurd, rediculous, and embarrassing, that it's potentially a deterrent to playing the game. Boobs, sex, nudity etc. in Video Games are the nerdiest thing that has ever existed and using it in the manner Bayonetta has just takes it to a new level of ridiculous. It doesn't help that there's J-Pop in it either. Seriously, please try stripping games of this crap. "

" It's kind of embarrassing that the guys at Capcom think I'm gonna love a game that's full of double entendres and like stripper talk n shit. I'm not that lonely guys, come on.  HER CLOTHES ARE LIKE MADE OF HAIR RIGHT? AN WHEN YOU DO LIKE SPECIAL MOVES OR WHATEVER, IT FLIES OFF AN SHE'S LIKE TOTALLY NAKED. IT'S FUCKIN HOT YO.  Does anyone else think all that crazy business is dumb or am I alone in this? Apart from that, game looks awesome. "

I think it is hilarious.

I'd prefer a character model from Idolmaster for the lead...............But that's just me