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    Bayonetta

    Game » consists of 27 releases. Released Oct 29, 2009

    Bayonetta is a "non-stop action game" from PlatinumGames. The titular character is a witch who can use hair-based magic, as well as firearms attached to her feet, to battle fallen angels and other foes.

    put this on the back of the box

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    #1  Edited By trophyhunter

    this is the summary form the ESRB

    "During the course of the game, some female characters perform suggestive taunts and poses, including opening their legs or gyrating their hips. Some of the more provocative outfits are shed during battle, resulting in brief depictions of buttocks and breasts. The camera occasionally pans close-up on breasts as they are jiggling. Strong profanity (e.g., "f*ck," sh*t," and "a*shole") can be heard throughout the dialog."

    I think publishers should just hire the ESRB to work on their marketing, because their summaries make games sound totally sweet. I'm more sold on Bayonetta after reading "close-up on breasts as they are jiggling" than I have ever been, and I was pretty excited before.


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    #2  Edited By Vinchenzo

    Everything I want in a game.

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    Buying this. 

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    #4  Edited By Chummy8

    I see nothing wrong in this.

    Although "The camera occasionally pans close-up on breasts as they are jiggling" and great gameplay don't always go together.

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    #5  Edited By Luke
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    #6  Edited By RHCPfan24

    Wow, my interest in Bayonetta has increased. Good job ESRB! I am sure children seeing this description will totally not think this is awesome.

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    #7  Edited By Pie
    RHCPfan24 said:
    "Wow, my interest in Bayonetta has increased. Good job ESRB! I am sure children seeing this description will totally not think this is awesome."
    Youre so funny RHCPfan24 you made me PMSL.
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    #8  Edited By CL60

    Insta buy for me

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    #9  Edited By suneku

    lmao, now it makes me want to play it right when it gets released.

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    #10  Edited By CallMeRotten

    SOLD!

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    #11  Edited By TheKidNixon

    I think one of my favorite things ever is when people censor something, only to have the majority of the word still be there. "F*ck? Boy, whatever could that be? What mysterious expletive can possibly start in an f, end in ck, and only have one letter in between. Oh, and it has to be a vowel too!" I just can't understand why you censor it at all; might as well be out with it.

    Sidenote: If for some reason this was the OP's censorship, and not the ESRB, then apologies mate. That's just a habit that consistently cracks me up.

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    #12  Edited By LordAndrew

    And of course if you don't know what the word is supposed to be, then that defeats the purpose of that description altogether. I believe that if the ESRB really wants to give parents enough information, they should not censor those words at all.
    There was actually one time that I saw them censor a word I really didn't recognize. If a parent sees that, they can't even look up what the word means and decide whether they want their kids exposed to that word, because they won't even know what the word is!

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    LOL, I thought you wrote that out, MUST-BUY.

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    #14  Edited By PureRok

    Yep, a shitty game no doubt.

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    #15  Edited By JJWeatherman

    I wanna see the official description of the Grand Theft Auto games now.

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    #16  Edited By TheKidNixon
    JJWeatherman said:
    I wanna see the official description of the Grand Theft Auto games now.
    "...where to f*cking start..."
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    #17  Edited By Agnogenic_delete

    Wow. That description sounds more like an ad.

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    #18  Edited By JJWeatherman
    TheKidNixon said:
    JJWeatherman said: I wanna see the official description of the Grand Theft Auto games now. "...where to f*cking start..." [more]
    that sounds about right. lol.

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