lmao

 Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that.

"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "

You love it ^_^

I was hoping your topic title was play on words. Sadly I just lost more faith in humanity.

This is both hilarious and sad. So very sad...

"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "

I don't even know what to say about this. The game is actually looking pretty good though considering I wasn't too impressed a few months back.

" lmao "

" @MrKlorox said:

"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "

It's fine, you just have to go overhand. "

The thought of a guy rubbing one out to a video game, is just sad and so pathetic.

I guess this makes it an instant buy! Sure I'd have to go left handed but I could manage it.
 
XD

I am so beating the whole game like that. Best easy mode ever.

God, Japanese are weird.

I didn't think it was possible for something to be the dumbest thing ever, and the most awesome thing ever at the same time.

Wow..... lol
 
 
Anyone notice that most of the Kotaku comments focus on the fact that this mode will actually be useful for non distrubing things? Talk about a difference in community lol

" I didn't think it was possible for something to be the dumbest thing ever, and the most awesome thing ever at the same time. "

This has really brightened my day. Thank you Japan, thank you.

Now if they only added one-hand controls to this game:
 

I've been gaming one handed for years. I'm used to the left hand buisness. I mean, you gotta have one hand on the mouse, right?   WOO. I'm going to be amazing at very easy automatic play. \m/

I have a girlfriend.

Shit, now I'm jealous about single guys.

I hear you can also have Rumble Massage running at the same time on the 2nd controller.

We are all such terrible people.

" Wow..... lol  Anyone notice that most of the Kotaku comments focus on the fact that this mode will actually be useful for non distrubing things? Talk about a difference in community lol "

I'm not sure whether to be more worried about this or the fact that I just found out there are about 3 different Xbox 360 community games that use the controller for "massage" purposes.

I'm not very good at multitasking

" @MrKlorox said:

"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "

That's because the devs knew of this plan so they designed it that way so that it will feel like someone else is doing it.  My god this topic is filthy!   :P "

Man... i think i'm just very, VERY concerned right now...

I'm left-handed. Thanks Sega!

" Now if they only added one-hand controls to this game:
 

"

Porn is free guys. This isn't the 1990s where you have to dance around shit like Swinsuit Issues and Maxim subscriptions. Porn is viewed by everyone all the time, just go watch porn cmon now.

" @JJOR64 said:

" Now if they only added one-hand controls to this game:
 

"

Pretty sure you can play it with one hand. It's listed on the One-Handed Game page at least.  (Yes I already added Bayonetta :P) "

It's good that they   acknowledge the fact that the games is..you know...for teens....:D

Finally, a game suited for the average person on xbox live who normally only plays Call of Duty

Unfortunately  SEGA have announced that they are region locking the Japanese release (on XBOX 360 at least not sure about the PS3) so we'll have to wait until the NA and Euro releases to get our left hand fap on. 
 

http://kotaku.com/5345288/sega-yes-bayonetta-will-be-region-locked    

I laughed, I'll admit it.

Why not just save yourself the money and not buy a crap game like Bayonetta to begin with?

I'm not gonna be able to sleep with this topic around... God dammit Bayonetta, why were you developed... I think I just died a little inside because of this announcement...