Bayonetta
Game » consists of 27 releases. Released Oct 29, 2009
- Xbox 360
- PlayStation 3
- PlayStation Network (PS3)
- Wii U
- + 4 more
- PC
- Nintendo Switch
- PlayStation 4
- Xbox One
Bayonetta is a "non-stop action game" from PlatinumGames. The titular character is a witch who can use hair-based magic, as well as firearms attached to her feet, to battle fallen angels and other foes.
This game is awesome, just awesome
At first, i diddn't like the pace and feel of bayonetta - i play it on xbox, and it reminded me of many not so good playstation titles - i didn't like the demo too much either .
But then i bought it because of the good reviews - and man! This is the best game since , since ... i don't know. And i have played some good games ( fable, gta4, geras of war, bioshock and many more ), but this is more fun than all of them.
That's a strange phenomenon, isn't it. You just buy a game after not particularly enjoying the demo and end up loving it? It happened to me with Dead Space last year.
I dunno, though. I, too, didn't really enjoy the demo, and I have no plans to pick this game up while it has a price tag that has any number greater than $50 on it.
I just played the demo, and I thought it was a heap of shit.
The graphics/visuals were average at best, I had no idea what was going on throughout, and the cheesy J-pop music was really bad. Despite what people say, it was button-mashy as hell, I had way more fun playing the Dante's Inferno demo, and I didn't think much of that either.
Why the hell is this game getting so many rave reviews and perfect scores?
I was really hoping to get this game. But the PS3 version is quite fuked up! its got watered down visuals and long load times which are NOT prevalent in the x360 version....I was about to win this item in ebay but luckily i didnt !!
maybe when its less than 50 bucks then ill think about it.
Bought it on 360 last night. Been playing it ever since and yes the sexuality is out there. Lots and lots of crotch shots, and while you can play the whole game mashing buttons, the combat is actually really deep and if you cared enough, you can pull off some pretty wicked combos. Load times are not bad at all, and I really like the screens that let you work on combos while it's loading. The characters are great so far, and the voice acting can get really goofy and dramatic at times, and at worst I would still get a chuckle out of it. Seriously if you aren't afraid of totally badass women and like killing lots of shit in a violent manner, PLAY THIS GAME!!!!
I don't think i can take this game seriously at all. It just seems to me that they had to have a chick with huge tits do the most insane shit by pressing a combo of buttons and to make it feel rewarding, they make the bitch get naked... It's clear right? The more you do, the more skin you see. Do you really need digital tities to sell a game? I guess the sabotuer needed them, why not every game! Shiiiiiiit Dante's Inferno has some digital tits as well! This looks like the trend of 2010 guys. Except i don't know how all you guys playing bayoneta are going to be able to play correctly with a controller, lotion, tissues and your dick with only 2 hands...
Long as you don't only have a PS3, Its probably worth checking out, since that port is so terrible. My copy should come today, so I'm pretty happy to see how it is, I enjoyed the demo and there is a lot of depth there. Any game of this genre could be "button mashy" if that's all you do to play...that's your fault though, not the games, since the game does have a lot of depth to the combat, and its apparent fairly fast.
"This is not a serious game for serious gamers. Go play some self serious bullshit serious gamer, you're too good for this. And that problem you have, where breasts make you so uncomfortable, you might want to talk to someone about that."
I don't think i can take this game seriously at all. It just seems to me that they had to have a chick with huge tits do the most insane shit by pressing a combo of buttons and to make it feel rewarding, they make the bitch get naked... It's clear right? The more you do, the more skin you see. Do you really need digital tities to sell a game? I guess the sabotuer needed them, why not every game! Shiiiiiiit Dante's Inferno has some digital tits as well! This looks like the trend of 2010 guys. Except i don't know how all you guys playing bayoneta are going to be able to play correctly with a controller, lotion, tissues and your dick with only 2 hands...
" I don't think i can take this game seriously at all. It just seems to me that they had to have a chick with huge tits do the most insane shit by pressing a combo of buttons and to make it feel rewarding, they make the bitch get naked... It's clear right? The more you do, the more skin you see. Do you really need digital tities to sell a game? I guess the sabotuer needed them, why not every game! Shiiiiiiit Dante's Inferno has some digital tits as well! This looks like the trend of 2010 guys. Except i don't know how all you guys playing bayoneta are going to be able to play correctly with a controller, lotion, tissues and your dick with only 2 hands... "I only play serious mature games for serious mature gamers such as myself.
While I can totally see where the people who love this game are coming from....Bottom line, the game looks gorgeous and it's insanely fun, it just isn't my bag for a day one purchase.
My major game purchase this month will have to be Mass Effect 2. In a month or two, when money is not quite as tight (I'm in a midst of a move from one city to another....brand new big ass mortgage), I'll probably pick this up, based on the number of glowing Critic and User reviews.
I'm completely torn on Bayonetta. Usually when a 360 game gets scores like that (above 90 on GameRankings and MetaCritic), I buy it almost unconditionally - there are some major exceptions, such as any Halo, Gears of War or Call of Duty game - but from what I've seen of it and having played a bit of the demo, nothing about it looks interesting to me. I do quite like some of the artistic merits of that game, but I find the sexual stuff off-putting. Usually I'm OK with Japan crazy, but this seems like too much to me. Also, I really didn't like Devil May Cry 4, and so knowing that pedigree is putting me off even more.
I think this one will have to be a rental, and then if it wows me, maybe I'll buy it, although maybe when it becomes cheaper. If the GiantBomb staff have good things to say about it, maybe I'll pick it up before then.
I felt the charaters and the sexual stuff disgusting when the game first announced. And I hate DMC with a passion even though I bought every DMC game and tried really hard to like them. So I was very worried because I respected Hideki Kamiya a lot and I don't want PlantinumGames to disapear. However, after I forced myself to buy this game due to universal praise and due to the fact that I think myself as a self-respected gamer(who shouldn't miss games that will become classics or have lasting influence) - and finished it just about a hour earlier, I think this game is really awesome.
It improved every aspect of the combat system of DMC that I didn't like. I no longer feel I don't have enough fingers during battle. The charater is even more cheesy and silly than that of DMC, but the game is completely self-aware. It utilize this silliness for a lot of the hilarious moment. The game is so light-hearted that it actually feels as if the developer laugh at people who take the sexsual stuff too seriously.
If you think what was shown in the demo is hilarious, over-the-top, or, jaw-dropping, let me tell you, that's just the beginning. The game somehow manages to top that ridiculousness again and again chapter after chapter. The final battle is simply the most awesome battle in my recent memory, and needs to be experienced first hand for everyone who love action games.
Now I am starting to worried about God of War 3, because I think Krato's violence alone may not be enough to top that final battle I just witnessed in Bayonetta. :-)
Crazy, and over the top. After an hour I called it quits. Way too weird for me. I mean, pop music while you're fighting? Sorry for those that like it but my friend and I seriously said "What did we just load into my 360?"
I'm not seeing the big appeal. The story itself is horrible and I do not care what the hell is going on, I just skip every cut scene since the disastrous start.
The game play is all right, I guess. Nothing special. Mashing buttons doesn't really make you less competent than precise timing.
I still have more to play, who knows. I can't see it upstaging God of War 3.
"Pretty sure I can't take you seriously, refering to a character as a "bitch". Very mature. And not to completely destroy your argument, but she doesn't even have huge tits nor are they ever a focus."
I don't think i can take this game seriously at all. It just seems to me that they had to have a chick with huge tits do the most insane shit by pressing a combo of buttons and to make it feel rewarding, they make the bitch get naked... It's clear right? The more you do, the more skin you see. Do you really need digital tities to sell a game? I guess the sabotuer needed them, why not every game! Shiiiiiiit Dante's Inferno has some digital tits as well! This looks like the trend of 2010 guys. Except i don't know how all you guys playing bayoneta are going to be able to play correctly with a controller, lotion, tissues and your dick with only 2 hands...
Grow up.
ok let it be known here and now ive seen a few wise people here but i just want to let you know everything being said about the PS3 Bayonetta is kinda blown out of proportion ALL THATS GOING ON IS LONGER LOADING thats it no framerate drop no stutters and just in case you were wondering the visuals and colors are just as deep and rich as its counter part i really respect all the hard working journalists on the multiple site that there are but please dont be swayed by what youve heard or read PS3 Bayonetta is fine as is the XBOX version just get it its awesome.
" @TheLawyer said:if Bayonetta was made by Team Ninja, he would have one thing right. Regardless, its just a childish rant any way you look at it."Pretty sure I can't take you seriously, refering to a character as a "bitch". Very mature. And not to completely destroy your argument, but she doesn't even have huge tits nor are they ever a focus. Grow up. ""
I don't think i can take this game seriously at all. It just seems to me that they had to have a chick with huge tits do the most insane shit by pressing a combo of buttons and to make it feel rewarding, they make the bitch get naked... It's clear right? The more you do, the more skin you see. Do you really need digital tities to sell a game? I guess the sabotuer needed them, why not every game! Shiiiiiiit Dante's Inferno has some digital tits as well! This looks like the trend of 2010 guys. Except i don't know how all you guys playing bayoneta are going to be able to play correctly with a controller, lotion, tissues and your dick with only 2 hands...
" ok let it be known here and now ive seen a few wise people here but i just want to let you know everything being said about the PS3 Bayonetta is kinda blown out of proportion ALL THATS GOING ON IS LONGER LOADING thats it no framerate drop no stutters and just in case you were wondering the visuals and colors are just as deep and rich as its counter part i really respect all the hard working journalists on the multiple site that there are but please dont be swayed by what youve heard or read PS3 Bayonetta is fine as is the XBOX version just get it its awesome. "There are definitely big issues, but you're absolutely right, the game is still more than enjoyable on PS3. It blows my mind though that the game can transition from gameplay to cut-scene then back to gameplay without loading, but it needs 5-10 seconds to bring up the pause menu. I mean, WTF?
Outside of the technical stuff: I'm finding it a bit formulaic now though I must admit. Although Chapter 8 was so mental, I'm hoping it doesn't go back to the formula for Chapter 9.
Love the subtle SEGA and Alice In Wonderland references.
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