You would climax almost immediately when fighting bosses. They wouldn't have been NEARLY as long.

Yeah. You can't have a "constant climax action" game with a male lead. I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game.

This is my favorite thread in the entire world.

HEYOOOO! :D

If every combat encounter lasted about two minutes, and was then followed by an hour break where you were laying on your back eating sandwiches, I would fight the demons myself.

pure win. all of this thread.

I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game. "

" @Icemael said:

I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game. "

This isn't the place to discuss this, but you're wrong. "

" @Icemael said:

I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game. "

This isn't the place to discuss this, but you're wrong. "

Came in to the thread with low expectations, was left pleasantly surprised. 8/10

That sounds like a great mod. Just have a guy run into a room, punch a boss once and then go 'O- Oh god,' and run out.

" Came in to the thread with low expectations, was left pleasantly surprised. 8/10 "

Reckon there would also be less incidental dialogue? and longer load times to account for naps?

" Have you ever thought that a male protagonist wouldn't be that intensely stimulated by two-headed dragons with face upside down?  naaah, what am i talking about - every man loves two-headed-upside-down. "

Congratulations, this thread is win.

And it would be even better if a GUY were doing the moves.

Haha nice thread....and true!

" Came in to the thread with low expectations, was left pleasantly surprised. 8/10 "