Beer is an alcoholic beverage made from water, barley, hops and brewer's yeast. It is the number one cause of hangovers, poor decisions, and one-night stands in human history, but we always manage to forgive it because it loves us.
zima - i was already drunk Miller chill - High Life with and salt Grolsh - overpriced and skunky smelling, which is so no appealing to me corona lite (smells so skunkified) Steel City
Molson Ice. It's a very mediocre beer to begin with, but for some reason it's way more likely to skunk than any other beer I've ever had... I've bought at least 4 Molson Ice 6 packs over the last few years that were skunked. Picked up a six pack a couple days ago, popped one open, and holy fucking shit. Smelled like a skunk jerked off in the bottle, didn't taste any better.
And Zima isn't a beer, it's an alcopop Mike's Hard Lemonade type ladies' drink.
"Ive wondered, how, other than pure testosterone marketing and willpower, Mike's is not really considered a girly drink, but every other maltobrew is? "
I consider it one, and my friends do as well.
If I walked into one of their places with a 12er of Mikes they'd burst out laughing. I used to drink that sort of garbage years and years ago when my friends and I were just starting to fuck around with drinking and didn't really know our asses from our elbows.... ugh, that shit would upset my stomach lining like nothing else. It's like they put an ounce of battery acid in every bottle.
Corona and Guinness. Corona tastes like urine and Guinness tastes like coffee. If I wanted urine I'd drink urine and if I wanted cold coffee I'd brew it myself and stick it in the fridge. Cheaper, too.
I haven't had many bad beers lately, though. I generally stick with ones I know, and I've been lucky with the few stabs in the dark I've made.
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