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    Bionic Commando

    Game » consists of 11 releases. Released May 18, 2009

    Bionic Commando is the follow-up to the NES classic of the same name. The game revolves around the protagonist's bionic arm used for swinging, and combat.

    Highchronic Commando

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    #1  Edited By bjorno
    Highchronic Commando is a third-person action game coming soon.


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    The player assumes the role of Jebidiah "Endo" Jones, a genetically altered super-soldier working for the new DEA.
    After 2 years in office Obama has transformed America into a left-wing wasteland, the army and navy have been dismantled too pay for the bloated health-care system and marijuana use has not only been legalized, but become mandatory. The stock market has crashed because everybody is too stoned to work and the nation has turned to ruined for the same reason. The Republican party retreated underground and has teamed up with a bunch of Super-corperations that want to tear down the establishment and restore conservative values. The DEA, now tasked with enforcing drug-use, unleashes their secret weapon: Jebidiah 'Endo' Jones.
    Jebidiah (voiced by Method Man) has been enfused with the power of cannabis, his right arm has been tranformed into a vine that can like grab shit and stuff. Jebidiah's mission is clear, eliminate the conservative threat and keep Obama's America safe.
    Soundtrack by the RZA.

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    #2  Edited By toowalrus

    I'm... not convinced this thread actually exists. I'm pretty sure I'm actually sleeping right now. God, my dreams are boring!

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    #3  Edited By keyhunter

    This shit look bumpin'. Method man roll real hard.

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    #4  Edited By SpaceInsomniac

    A black guy with those dreads looks so much better.

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    #5  Edited By Kyle

    No way. He would just smoke his whole arm at the very beginning of level 1. Fission Mailed : /

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    #6  Edited By keyhunter

    I think he would look better with CONROE's

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    #7  Edited By bjorno

    you cant smoke your own arm, that's just stupid.

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