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    Borderlands

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Oct 20, 2009

    One of the progenitors of the "looter shooter" sub-genre, Borderlands puts players in a rag-tag team of "Vault Hunters" in search of vast alien riches as they fight hostile wildlife, gangs of bandits, and a mega-corp's private military.

    Borderlands and Vaginas.

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    #1  Edited By johnlennon

       
    Hey guys, I recently finished playing borderlands (about 2 weeks ago) and I couldn't stop realizing how Rakk Hive and The destroyer have mouths that look like... well... vaginas. I was going to add a picture to suit this but I couldn't find one that really shows it well, so I suggest going on youtube and finding someone killing it.

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    #2  Edited By ArchScabby

    I noticed it too, and so did other people on Xbox Live I've played with.  I guess the guys at Gearbox really love vaginas.

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    #3  Edited By StaticFalconar

    better a vagina than a penis

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    #4  Edited By jonnyboy

    What kind of girls have you been picking up?  I've seen some suspicious downstairs areas in my time, but nothing that has teeth and shoots lasers, and I've been to Dagenham.

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    #5  Edited By NinjaHunter
    @ArchScabby said:
    " I noticed it too, and so did other people on Xbox Live I've played with.  I guess the guys at Gearbox really love vaginas. "
    Or really hate them.
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    #6  Edited By zeforgotten

    You guys have never seen a vagina before, have you?  
    That's okay though, just.. That's not what they look like, no. Sorry to ruin your tiny hopes and dreams though :/

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    #7  Edited By Griddler

    *Watches Rakk Hive video* Ewwww

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    @ZeForgotten said:
    " You guys have never seen a vagina before, have you?  That's okay though, just.. That's not what they look like, no. Sorry to ruin your tiny hopes and dreams though :/ "
    Aren't you like 14? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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    #9  Edited By zeforgotten
    @Khann said:
    " @ZeForgotten said:
    " You guys have never seen a vagina before, have you?  That's okay though, just.. That's not what they look like, no. Sorry to ruin your tiny hopes and dreams though :/ "
    Aren't you like 14? Or am I thinking of someone else? "
    I was 14 8 year ago if that counts? :P
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    #10  Edited By penguindust

    I think you guys are seeing what you want to see...which leads to a whole other conversation.

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    #11  Edited By raidingkvatch

    There's a vague resemblance, but there's lots of other freaky looking stuff in nature that they also look like, I don't think it's any kind of intentional plan to have vaginal enemies

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    #13  Edited By rallier

     

      Yep one big walking vagina there
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    #14  Edited By Jadeskye
    @jonnyboy: Did you get out with your wallet intact?
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    #15  Edited By jonnyboy
    @jadeskye said:
    " @jonnyboy: Did you get out with your wallet intact? "
    Yeah I made it back in one piece, but some of my buddies were not so lucky. We lost a lot of good men out there......*sorrowfully gazes a hundred mile stare*.......a lot of good men.
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    @ZeForgotten said:
    " @Khann said:
    " @ZeForgotten said:
    " You guys have never seen a vagina before, have you?  That's okay though, just.. That's not what they look like, no. Sorry to ruin your tiny hopes and dreams though :/ "
    Aren't you like 14? Or am I thinking of someone else? "
    I was 14 8 year ago if that counts? :P "
    It does, you child you.
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    @raddevon said:
    " It's actually refreshing since most games seem to be obsessed with phallic imagery. "
    it's because, as a nerdy, sheltered gamer, vaginas are frightening
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    #19  Edited By wealllikepie

    did anybody else notice how after you already kill rakk hive his mouth still moves around and shit. its so disgusting i found it hillarious. and anyone who starts bitching about this topic being immature (i.e. ZeForgotten), you either a) havent seen a vagina or b) are too gay to admit to a vagina when you see one :P

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    #20  Edited By sixghost
    @wealllikepie said:
    " did anybody else notice how after you already kill rakk hive his mouth still moves around and shit. its so disgusting i found it hillarious. and anyone who starts bitching about this topic being immature (i.e. ZeForgotten), you either a) havent seen a vagina or b) are too gay to admit to a vagina when you see one :P "
    Yeah, gay people are so frightened of vaginas they refuse to even speak of them.
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    #21  Edited By FiestaUnicorn
    @StaticFalconar said:
    "better a vagina than a penis "

    That is very true.
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    #22  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

    Hmm. The resemblance is there. But damn run the hell away if you ever see a chick packing something like that!

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    #23  Edited By zeforgotten
    @wealllikepie said:
    " did anybody else notice how after you already kill rakk hive his mouth still moves around and shit. its so disgusting i found it hillarious. and anyone who starts bitching about this topic being immature (i.e. ZeForgotten), you either a) havent seen a vagina or b) are too gay to admit to a vagina when you see one :P "
    You call that bitching? :P 
    And who said people were gay? o.O  
    All I was saying was, if people seriously think that a vagina looks like that then you are just in for one heck of a surprise some day, that's all I'm saying :P 
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    #24  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    dats veri interesting

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    #25  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
    @wolf_blitzer85 said:

    " Hmm. The resemblance is there. But damn run the hell away if you ever see a chick packing something like that! "

    Because it will fucking eat you!  
     
    @jonnyboy
    said:

    " What kind of girls have you been picking up?  I've seen some suspicious downstairs areas in my time, but nothing that has teeth and shoots lasers, and I've been to Dagenham. "

      These kind of girls, maybe?
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    #26  Edited By Evilsbane

    If I met some super model chick who wanted to screw my brains out and she took off her pants and that is what her vagina looked like? I think I would have to pass.

     
      
    Unless she was REALLY REALLY HOT, can we now coin the phrase "Just put a bag over her vagina" :P

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    #27  Edited By wolf_blitzer85
    @W0lfbl1tzers: There aren't enough Wolf Blitzers in the world, considering it is the most badass news anchor name ever!
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    #28  Edited By turbo_toaster

    I'm a girl, and that was the first thought that came to mind when I saw that thing.

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    #29  Edited By eroticfishcake
    @Turbo_Toaster said:
    " I'm a girl, and that was the first thought that came to mind when I saw that thing. "
    Feeling...impotent?
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    #30  Edited By turbo_toaster
    @eroticfishcake: ....not sure what ya mean.
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    #31  Edited By MeierTheRed

    I must be weird for not making that connection while enjoying the game.

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    #32  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
    @wolf_blitzer85 said:
    " @W0lfbl1tzers: There aren't enough Wolf Blitzers in the world, considering it is the most badass news anchor name ever! "
    I think people are afraid to use the name because they might evoke the wrath of his beard. 
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    #33  Edited By RipTheVeins

    I thought the exact same thing since the very first time the creature in the game's cover-story debut for GameInformer like 2 years ago, glad to know I'm not the only one.  (Same goes for the first boss in Brutal Legend).

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    #34  Edited By CornontheCobbe

    I only read this thread because i saw the word Vagina. 
     
    I don't care mush for Borderlands anymore, it got boring. 
     
    Vagina's though, they'll never get boring.

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    #35  Edited By Robama
    @CornontheCobbe said:
    " I only read this thread because i saw the word Vagina.   I don't care mush for Borderlands anymore, it got boring.   Vagina's though, they'll never get boring. "
    agreed , you had me at "Vaginas"  
     
    I havn't even played borderlands
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    #36  Edited By Jayzilla

    At least it isn't like rockstar who seem obsessed with cocks lately.

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    #37  Edited By wealllikepie
    @CornontheCobbe said:
    " I only read this thread because i saw the word Vagina.   I don't care mush for Borderlands anymore, it got boring.   Vagina's though, they'll never get boring. "
    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :D:D:D
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    #38  Edited By Snail

    How do you see that? And why are you staring at the mouths of rakk?

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    #39  Edited By Marcsman

    Never even occurred to me. Wow go see the light once in awhile.

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    #40  Edited By JJWeatherman

    What do you do to kill it? Shoot it in the clit?

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    #41  Edited By jonnyboy
    @W0lfbl1tzers: Yeah I have that DVD. God, that film is utter shit, yet sheer brilliance.
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    #42  Edited By johnlennon
    @Snail said:
    " How do you see that? And why are you staring at the mouths of rakk? "
    Because there's a cutscene in the beginning where rakk comes out, opens his "mouth" and screams?!??!?!
     
    looked like a blood belching vajayjay.
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    #43  Edited By eroticfishcake

    You seem very fixated on the subject. Either way I don't see any problem with it. Or do you?

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    #44  Edited By animateria

    Eh, any monster with a vertical mouth has been called a vagina.

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    #45  Edited By radium

    Hmm got an imagination on you if you saw a vagina in there as soon as it showed up; I could see you mentioning it about this lovely Atlus demon maybe.
      

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    #46  Edited By Snail
    @johnlennon: Wait a second... John Lennon? Is that you?
     
    And, in the opening cutscene there is a skag not a rakk I think.
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    #47  Edited By johnlennon
    @Snail said:
    " @johnlennon: Wait a second... John Lennon? Is that you?  And, in the opening cutscene there is a skag not a rakk I think. "
    Yes, I'am John Lennon. I'am still alive =D
     
    I'm talking about the opening cutscene for rakk hive, the boss. Not the game's opening cutscene.
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    #48  Edited By GunnBjorn

    So every creature you've encountered in videogames thus far, who've had a hole that isn't instantly recognizable as (a) mouth(parts), you immediately assume it's a vaginal orifice?! 
    Oh dear, you are young, after all.
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    #49  Edited By johnlennon
    @GunnBjorn said:
    " So every creature you've encountered in videogames thus far, who've had a hole that isn't instantly recognizable as (a) mouth(parts), you immediately assume it's a vaginal orifice?! Oh dear, you are young, after all. "
    Lolwut, have you ever seen Rakk Hive? Some of the parts in his mouth look like the parts in a vagina too. 
     
    Why the serious look on your face pussy cat?
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    #50  Edited By JJOR64

    This thread as a ton of views.  Haha.

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