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    Borderlands

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Oct 20, 2009

    One of the progenitors of the "looter shooter" sub-genre, Borderlands puts players in a rag-tag team of "Vault Hunters" in search of vast alien riches as they fight hostile wildlife, gangs of bandits, and a mega-corp's private military.

    Borderlands and Vaginas.

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    Yummylee

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    #51  Edited By Yummylee  Online

    I thought that too when first facing the Rakk Hive. But its...been a while, so i imagine everything will start resembling them for me.

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    #52  Edited By ReapersPuppy

    What the fruit! u guys must be smoking somethin cause thats not what a vagina looks like
    or atleast should look like..I feel sorry for the girls whos vag looks like that =| *tear*

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    #53  Edited By Xeiphyer

    While it doesn't really look like an actual vagina, Its what popped into my head as soon as I saw it. If I had to pick something to describe it, I would most certinatly pick vagina. =P
     
    Unsuprisingly that boss was a total pussy, and just laid there and took it as I beat it hard.. and quick. Word.

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    @CornontheCobbe said:
    " I only read this thread because i saw the word Vagina.   I don't care mush for Borderlands"
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    #55  Edited By weltal

    Look, for the last time, the billions of giant pulsing guns are notrepresentative of billions of penises!  Huh? Oh we're seeing vaginas in this thread. Whoops, my bad.

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    #56  Edited By johnlennon
    @Xeiphyer said:
    " While it doesn't really look like an actual vagina, Its what popped into my head as soon as I saw it. If I had to pick something to describe it, I would most certinatly pick vagina. =P  Unsuprisingly that boss was a total pussy, and just laid there and took it as I beat it hard.. and quick. Word. "
    Yeah, it just..... took it lol
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    #57  Edited By hockeymask27

    Hey,you see what you want to see. That being said I totally see a vagina.

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    #58  Edited By Drebin_893

    You haven't had sex have you? And if you have, was it in a dark cave?

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    @eroticfishcake said:
    " @Turbo_Toaster said:
    " I'm a girl, and that was the first thought that came to mind when I saw that thing. "
    Feeling...impotent? "

    damn.....time to go to an online dictionary. be right back.
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    #60  Edited By johnlennon
    @Drebin_893 said:
    "You haven't had sex have you? And if you have, was it in a dark cave? "

    You insecure bro?
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    Geno

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    #61  Edited By Geno

    Dude gross vaginas don't look like that. 

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    #62  Edited By Red12b
    @Geno said:
    " Dude gross vaginas don't look like that.  "
    Well, it actually depends on a few things, 
    The age. usage and species of said Vagina.
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    #63  Edited By johnlennon
    @Red12b said:
    " @Geno said:
    " Dude gross vaginas don't look like that.  "
    Well, it actually depends on a few things, The age. usage and species of said Vagina. "
    qft
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    #64  Edited By Belonpopo

    Thats nasty.

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    #65  Edited By Absurd
    @W0lfbl1tzers said:

    " @wolf_blitzer85 said:

    " Hmm. The resemblance is there. But damn run the hell away if you ever see a chick packing something like that! "

    Because it will fucking eat you!  
     
    @jonnyboy
    said:

    " What kind of girls have you been picking up?  I've seen some suspicious downstairs areas in my time, but nothing that has teeth and shoots lasers, and I've been to Dagenham. "

      These kind of girls, maybe?
    "
    I watched this movie. There's a lot of dick, and no vagina.
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    #66  Edited By adziboy
    @jonnyboy said:
    "What kind of girls have you been picking up?  I've seen some suspicious downstairs areas in my time, but nothing that has teeth and shoots lasers, and I've been to Dagenham. "
     
    Hahaha. These forums are always good for a laugh :D
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    #67  Edited By flaminghobo

    The topic title has got to be one of the best that I've seen in a while.

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    #68  Edited By Hailinel
    @Radium said:
    " Hmm got an imagination on you if you saw a vagina in there as soon as it showed up; I could see you mentioning it about this lovely Atlus demon maybe.
      
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    Damn, beat me to it!
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    #69  Edited By Nekroskop
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    #70  Edited By ZenaxPure
    @ahaisthisourchance said:
    "
    This reminds me of something I saw in Prey once... 
     http://img50.imageshack.us/i/prey5wd7.jpg/           "
    Dude yes and the weird part is those things are everywhere in that game, creeped me out.
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    #71  Edited By demontium

    Nice... turns me on.

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    #72  Edited By clush

    Without having read anything in this thread except for the title, I'd say "Yes. Where do I sign up?!"

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    #73  Edited By Yukoei

    Who the fuck would shoot a Vagina?

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    #74  Edited By c1337us

    I bet the give good head jobs...
     
    It had to be said.

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    #75  Edited By harvey_the_pooka
    @ArchScabby said:

    " I noticed it too, and so did other people on Xbox Live I've played with.  I guess the guys at Gearbox really love vaginas. "

    Who doesn´t like´em??
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    #76  Edited By HaltIamReptar

    Goddamn it, the spoiler tag is there for a reason!  When I get giant, ghastly, abhorrent vagina monsters in my games, I want it to be a surprise!

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    @Xeiphyer: so you're saying you beat it hard and quick, eh?
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    #78  Edited By ryanwho
    @FiestaUnicorn said:
    " @StaticFalconar said:
    "better a vagina than a penis "
    That is very true. "
    I don't mean to bum you extremely insecure dudes out, but the most common enemy in Borderlands has a penis on its mask.
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    #79  Edited By clubsandwich
    Dude.
     
     
    I totally see a vag.
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    #80  Edited By Xeiphyer
    @Romination said:
    " @Xeiphyer: so you're saying you beat it hard and quick, eh? "
    IS there any other way?!
     
    @ryanwho said:
    " @FiestaUnicorn said:
    " @StaticFalconar said:
    "better a vagina than a penis "
    That is very true. "
    I don't mean to bum you extremely insecure dudes out, but the most common enemy in Borderlands has a penis on its mask. "

    Also, No way o_O Do they really? =P I never noticed haha.
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    #81  Edited By blackbeard
    @Rallier said:
    "  
      Yep one big walking vagina there "
    this dude needs to use a bigger *gun*... /me snickers.... :)
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    #82  Edited By johnlennon

    bumping because this topic is still relevant to my interests

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    #83  Edited By DrPockets000

    Who the fuck do you sleep with that has a vagina like that?

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    #84  Edited By Trifork89

    you guys are thinking way to litterally.. of course the damn thing doesnt look EXACTLY like a vagina.. But the resemblance is there. 
     
    So no it doesn't look like a real vagina it just RESEMBLES one. Fuck.
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    It's taken me a while to get to this game, but I finally just got to the Rakk Hive tonight and literally thought, "Whoa. That thing has a snatch for a face." Glad I'm not the only one thinking this.

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    #86  Edited By Helimocopter

    why are so many people so critical of that? Everyone i've talked to has seen that and apparently thought the same thing.
    oh well...
     

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    #87  Edited By slyspider

    damn looks my ex wife... ZING

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    #88  Edited By sadinshadow

    maybe a blue waffle type vagina, but not any type of vangina i would stick my dick into XD

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    #89  Edited By whacknasty

    Wow...never thought I would see a topic like this... 
     
    And yes, having seen quite a large number of said body part... Rakk Hive does indeed look the part... : )

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    #90  Edited By retsub101

    ... i'd hit it.

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    @DrPockets000 said:
    " Who the fuck do you sleep with that has a vagina like that? "
    *cries*
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    #92  Edited By whacknasty
    @retsub101 said:
    " ... i'd hit it. "
    Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. 
     
    I wouldn't volunteer.......but I wouldn't back down from a challenge either...lol
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    The massive walking hive is pretty explicit, too.
     
    Interpretation doesn't even come into it.

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    #94  Edited By nukesniper
    @johnlennon said:
    "    Hey guys, I recently finished playing borderlands (about 2 weeks ago) and I couldn't stop realizing how Rakk Hive and The destroyer have mouths that look like... well... vaginas. I was going to add a picture to suit this but I couldn't find one that really shows it well, so I suggest going on youtube and finding someone killing it. "
    I thought this about the worm from the beginning of Brutal Legend. That thing even had a piercing. That was probably more deliberate though.

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