Bowser is one of the most iconic villains in gaming. His role as the main antagonist in the Mario franchise has cemented this King of Koopas' status in video game history.
Some one once told me that Mario pays Bowser to kidnap her for a faux bully kind of mentality so his weak-ass can come in and stomp him to make him look great in front of Peach. Mario wants a piece of her cake but understands he cannot afford a princess on a meager plumber's salary. He needs to improvise and make her want him!
Yeah, I just made that up btw.
@Hizang: Stop making pointless threads with irresistible topics >:(. Oh and for your next one, make it something about Banjo Kazooie.
To take over Mushroom Kingdom. It doesn't make sense, but a plumber killing turtle and becoming a giant by TOUCHING a mushroom doesn't make much sense either. Oh wait... I was suppose to make a joke or something? Oh. Sorry.
Some one once told me that Mario pays Bowser to kidnap her for a faux bully kind of mentality so his weak-ass can come in and stomp him to make him look great in front of Peach. Mario wants a piece of her cake but understands he cannot afford a princess on a meager plumber's salary. He needs to improvise and make her want him!
Yeah, I just made that up btw.
@Hizang: Stop making pointless threads with irresistible topics >:(. Oh and for your next one, make it something about Banjo Kazooie.
Mario and Bowser are actually close friends, but their relationship was torn apart but Mario's destructive relationship with Peach.
Bowser knows she won't commit, and that she just uses Mario for his plumbing and head-stomping abilities. Mario just won't see it though, and has become obsessed, neglecting his job and his personal life for his visits to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Even worse, Bowser went to the one guy who should have had Mario's back, Luigi, only to find that weak-willed bastard is just an enabler for Mario's horrible addiction.
Finally, Bowser just snapped and decided to intervene, but alas it was too late. Peach had her hooks in and Mario was insensible with rage, turning on Bowser violently as that pink-clad harpy cheered him on with promises of 'cake'.
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