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    Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.

    Battle of the Brads

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    Edited By martellus

    So I think there has to be a final battle between Mr. Shoemaker and Mr. Nicholson.  The Battle will be swift and fierce; Nicholson's pecks versus Shoemaker's Deep Dulcet Tones.  There will of course be the option for each Brad to choose a second.  For Mr. Shoemaker, I recommend Vinny caravella, and for Mr. Nicholson, I think either Topher Cantler (of Rockmellon soda and Destructoid fame) or Jim Sterling (of trolling fame).   
     

    Rules

     
    Two minutes, no holds barred. 
     

    The Spoils

     
    Whichever Brad wins will have earned the right to be called Brad without any clarification. 
     

    The Loser

     
    Should Mr. Shoemaker lose, he will go by,"The Other Brad" 
     
    Should Mr. Nicholson lose, he will be burdened eternally with the name, "Chet" 
     
      

    In Closing

     
    Gentlemen, this is a battle of the ages
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    #1  Edited By martellus

    So I think there has to be a final battle between Mr. Shoemaker and Mr. Nicholson.  The Battle will be swift and fierce; Nicholson's pecks versus Shoemaker's Deep Dulcet Tones.  There will of course be the option for each Brad to choose a second.  For Mr. Shoemaker, I recommend Vinny caravella, and for Mr. Nicholson, I think either Topher Cantler (of Rockmellon soda and Destructoid fame) or Jim Sterling (of trolling fame).   
     

    Rules

     
    Two minutes, no holds barred. 
     

    The Spoils

     
    Whichever Brad wins will have earned the right to be called Brad without any clarification. 
     

    The Loser

     
    Should Mr. Shoemaker lose, he will go by,"The Other Brad" 
     
    Should Mr. Nicholson lose, he will be burdened eternally with the name, "Chet" 
     
      

    In Closing

     
    Gentlemen, this is a battle of the ages
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    #2  Edited By Noodlearms

    dude what

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    #3  Edited By OllyOxenFree

    This is too nerdy for me...
     

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    #4  Edited By allprox

    To be fair, if they ever did fight each other for real, Nicholson would snap Brad in half.

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    #5  Edited By martellus

    but Shoemaker would softly lull him to sleep with his voice and then starcraft 2 him to death.

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    #6  Edited By ThePickle

    If Brad had vinny they might have a shot. 

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    #7  Edited By WickedCestus

    I think Brad Shoemaker automatically wins.

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    #8  Edited By mikemcn

    There is one Bradley, and his last name is Shoemaker, think anything else, and I kill you.

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    #9  Edited By jkz
    @Allprox said:
    " To be fair, if they ever did fight each other for real, Nicholson would snap Brad in half. "
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    #10  Edited By BulletproofMonk

    Nicholson would kick Shoemaker's ass.

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    #11  Edited By ToxicFruit
    @Allprox:  But Brad S could use his booming voice to hold Brad N back
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    #12  Edited By WickedCobra03
    @supermike6 said:
    " I think Brad Shoemaker automatically wins. "
    This. 
     
    /thread.
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    #13  Edited By martellus

    Woah! woah! Woah! who said anything about Bradly? get out of hear with that flamewar mongering.  This is about Brads, not any of that bradly stuff!

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    #14  Edited By BlastProcessing

    Shoemaker can use his Barry White octave to woo Nicholson, then knock him out.
    Nicholson can devastate Shoemaker by taking more articles from Kotaku.
     
    Match point for Shoemaker.

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    #15  Edited By allprox
    @Toxic said:
    " @Allprox:  But Brad S could use his booming voice to hold Brad N back "
    Nah son... 

     
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    #16  Edited By martellus
    @BlastProcessing:  That was really funny, i disagree, but still, it was really really funny.
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    #17  Edited By RTSlord
    @supermike6 said:
    " I think Brad Shoemaker automatically wins. "
    god-damn straight. you cant beat the power of the sideburns
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    #18  Edited By Jayzilla

    this thread is nonsense.

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    #19  Edited By martellus

    I dont think any of us are considering the power of QUICKHITS!

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    #20  Edited By martellus
    @Jayzilla: Hell yes it is, did you not see the title of the thread? there was very little hope for this not to be awesomely nonsensical.
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    #21  Edited By Tzarscream

    Chet would obviously win, he punched out God after all.

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