Brad Shoemaker:Time Burglar?

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#1 Posted by endaround (2267 posts) -

Now everyone has noticed the huge output of Giantbomb this week.  It seems like 4 Quicklooks a day are going up.  But less remarked upon is this is all happening while Brad is on vacation.  The only logical explanation is that Brad is a time sink, a productivity black hole that gobbles up the energy force of those around him.

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#2 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

When the cat is away the mice will play. 
 
By that I mean that Brad is actually the mastermind behind Giant Bomb and when he's on vacation, the other people go nuts because he won't be around to tell them to shape their act up. Brad is indeed a ruler with an iron fist.

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#3 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1673 posts) -

The reason for the increased amount of content is that Brad is not there having sex with many bitches than being cheered as a hero.

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#4 Posted by MattyFTM (14804 posts) -

Somehow I suspect that it might be because more games come out at the end of the quarter. Yeah, that seems more likely.

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#5 Posted by Zero_ (2039 posts) -
@endaround said:
"Brad is a time sink, a productivity black hole that gobbles up the energy force of those around him. "
Wait... then why is he always tired?
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#6 Posted by HandsomeDead (11853 posts) -
@Zero_ said:
" @endaround said:
"Brad is a time sink, a productivity black hole that gobbles up the energy force of those around him. "
Wait... then why is he always tired? "
He doesn't want to break cover.
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#7 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6117 posts) -

Im the Brad in my class....dayum,now im depressed.

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#8 Posted by Undeadpool (5905 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" Somehow I suspect that it might be because more games come out at the end of the quarter. Yeah, that seems more likely. "
Might also have something to do with the con-fatigue finally being over...or the thing about Brad and bitches. It's definitely one OR the other!
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#9 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" Somehow I suspect that it might be because more games come out at the end of the quarter. Yeah, that seems more likely. "
You're in on all of it. I am on to you..
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#10 Posted by DeeGee (2192 posts) -

I would buy a game called Brad Shoemaker: Time Burglar.

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#11 Posted by nukesniper (1269 posts) -
@Azteck said:
" When the cat is away the mice will play.  By that I mean that Brad is actually the mastermind behind Giant Bomb and when he's on vacation, the other people go nuts because he won't be around to tell them to shape their act up. Brad is indeed a ruler with an iron fist. "
This was my take too. Similar to how Jeff does stupid stuff on the bombcast more when Ryan isn't there because he can get away with it. Brad would never stand for a NASCAR quicklook, but I'm glad it happened. =P

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