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    Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.

    THE BRAD SHOEMAKER FORUM IS IN FULL EFFECT

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    #1  Edited By TEAMHOLT
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    #2  Edited By blu_magnet

    'Bout time

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    #3  Edited By FengShuiGod

    lulz?

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    #4  Edited By Axersia

    The Wii is the best thing that ever happened to animated GIFs.

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    #5  Edited By HazBazz
    Axersia said:
    "The Wii is the best thing that ever happened to animated GIFs."
    I believe that was actually an Xbox Live Vision Camera game, working in the same way as Eye Toy games.
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    #6  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

    Lol Shoemaker is the best..TeeHee

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    #7  Edited By xruntime
    Axersia said:
    "The Wii is the best thing that ever happened to animated GIFs."
    In Soviet Russia, animated GIFs are the best thing to happen to the Wii.
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    #8  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

    in soviet Russia gifs but you on internet  

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    #9  Edited By Valestis

    In Soviet Russia there is no Brad Shoemaker. There's only Brad Shoetaker. Aahahha..

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    #10  Edited By hazelnutman

    IT'S ABOUT TIME!

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    #11  Edited By Brad

    I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that.

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    #12  Edited By hazelnutman
    Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Oh hai thar!
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    #13  Edited By Cube

    :)

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    #14  Edited By Magnum
    Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Me either, aahhh the good ole days of the cold war.
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    #15  Edited By Rowr
    Magnum said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Me either, aahhh the good ole days of the cold war."
    o well, not long till the sequel.
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    #16  Edited By TheGTAvaccine
    Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?
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    #17  Edited By Magnum
    TheGTAvaccine said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?"
    Rekameohs Darb. lol
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    #18  Edited By JackiJinx

    In Soviet Russia, forum posts YOU.

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    #19  Edited By LuckyWanderDude

    Good because I don't get how the site has been running up until this point.

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    #20  Edited By xplodedd
    JackiJinx said:
    "In Soviet Russia, forum posts YOU."
    that one is pretty funny.
    In Soviet Russia, Call of Duty plays you!
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    #21  Edited By TEAMHOLT

    BRAD WAS BORN WITH THOSE SIDEBURNS, SO HIS FATHER DECLARED "THIS KID IS BOTH BITCHIN' AND RAD... BRAD!".

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    #22  Edited By TheGTAvaccine
    TEAMHOLT said:
    "BRAD WAS BORN WITH THOSE SIDEBURNS, SO HIS FATHER DECLARED "THIS KID IS BOTH BITCHIN' AND RAD... BRAD!"."
    Hahahaha, that was actually pretty good.
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    #23  Edited By DarthStone

    In soviet russia, Brad makes comments about me!

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    #24  Edited By aaox

    In Soviet Russia, it's cold!


    ..wait...

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    #26  Edited By Vaxadrin

    This forum is still a threat.

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    #27  Edited By NotaStalker

    brad shoemaker am shortar than jeaf grossmann!! make moar taller!!!

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    #28  Edited By RHCPfan24

    That is a funny gif.

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    #29  Edited By Coltonio7

    In Soviet Russia, Gif make you!

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    #30  Edited By Player1
    Axersia said:
    "The Wii is the best thing that ever happened to animated GIFs."
    You are soo true. 
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    #31  Edited By ltcoljaxson
    TheGTAvaccine said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?"
    Brad creates paradoxes all the time since he can communicate to the gods with his voice.
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    #32  Edited By BiggerBomb
    LtColJaxson said:
    "TheGTAvaccine said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?"
    Brad creates paradoxes all the time since he can communicate to the gods with his voice."

    Brad, just make sure the Brad Forum doesn't see you or there will be a break in the space-time continuum and the universe will collapse!
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    #33  Edited By MasturbatingBear
    Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass.
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    #34  Edited By Coltonio7
    BiggerBomb said:
    "LtColJaxson said:
    "TheGTAvaccine said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?"
    Brad creates paradoxes all the time since he can communicate to the gods with his voice."

    Brad, just make sure the Brad Forum doesn't see you or there will be a break in the space-time continuum and the universe will collapse!"
    Dude, if we get Vinny in here shit's gonna hit the fan
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    #35  Edited By BiggerBomb
    MasturbatingBear said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass."

    In Soviet Russia, Bear Masturbate you!
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    #36  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
    BiggerBomb said:
    "MasturbatingBear said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass."

    In Soviet Russia, Bear Masturbate you!"
    that sounds rough :P 
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    #37  Edited By Black_Rose

    "If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up"

    This alone is what makes GB the best site ever.

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    #38  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Black_Rose said:
    ""If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up"

    This alone is what makes GB the best site ever.
    "

    Who would win in a fight, Brad Shoemaker's sideburns or Chuck Norris?
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    #39  Edited By Coltonio7
    Black_Rose said:
    ""If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up"
    "
    That'd make for an awesome "Video Thing"
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    #40  Edited By MasturbatingBear
    ZombieHunter said:
    "BiggerBomb said:
    "MasturbatingBear said:
    "Brad said:
    "I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."
    I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass."

    In Soviet Russia, Bear Masturbate you!"
    that sounds rough :P "

    Oh! MasturbatingBear Likes it Rough

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    #41  Edited By MasturbatingBear

    We need more sideburn talk

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    #42  Edited By BiggerBomb
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    #43  Edited By Absurd

    <3 BRADIKINS

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    #44  Edited By jakob187
    Aaox said:
    "In Soviet Russia, it's cold!


    ..wait..."
    Win.

    Valestis said:
    "In Soviet Russia there is no Brad Shoemaker. There's only Brad Shoetaker. Aahahha.."
    Also win.

    jakob187 said:
    "In Soviet Russia, quote make YOU!"
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    #45  Edited By jakob187
    BiggerBomb said:
    "Black_Rose said:
    ""If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up"

    This alone is what makes GB the best site ever.
    "

    Who would win in a fight, Brad Shoemaker's sideburns or Chuck Norris?"
    Dood...I'm not ready for Earth implosion!!!  Even SAYING shit like that could cause the Apocalypse to draw nigh!!!
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    #46  Edited By clubsandwich

    In soviet russia, shoe makes brad! :0

    c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
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