Something went wrong. Try again later
    Follow

    Burnout CRASH!

    Game » consists of 7 releases. Released Sep 20, 2011

    Crash mode gets a whole new perspective in this downloadable Burnout game.

    This is Burnout Crash

    Avatar image for ninjakid7396
    Ninjakid7396

    387

    Forum Posts

    296

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 3

    User Lists: 4

    #1  Edited By Ninjakid7396

    I....I don't even....why is this a thing? 
       

      (sigh)
    Avatar image for seriouslynow
    SeriouslyNow

    8504

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #2  Edited By SeriouslyNow

    And people were actually defending this Kinect shovelware trash.....ugh

    Avatar image for oraknabo
    oraknabo

    1744

    Forum Posts

    12

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 6

    #3  Edited By oraknabo

    Chinatown Wars?

    Avatar image for emergency
    emergency

    1206

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #4  Edited By emergency

    Jeff seems to think it has potential but I look at it and can't see myself playing it for very long at all before being bored.

    Avatar image for archscabby
    ArchScabby

    5876

    Forum Posts

    755

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #5  Edited By ArchScabby

    ew

    Avatar image for efwefwe
    wefwefasdf

    6730

    Forum Posts

    694

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: -1

    User Lists: 1

    #6  Edited By wefwefasdf

    And here I was hoping for a real Burnout game...

    Avatar image for spunkyhepanda
    SpunkyHePanda

    2329

    Forum Posts

    29

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 3

    User Lists: 2

    #7  Edited By SpunkyHePanda

    He missed the pizza truck! NOOOOO!

    Avatar image for themeat
    TheMeat

    68

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #8  Edited By TheMeat

    I had only seen screenshots, but that looks like no fun at all... even if you play it with a controller. As a huge Criterion fan, this is kind of a bummer!

    Avatar image for mrxd
    MrXD

    267

    Forum Posts

    33565

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 16

    #9  Edited By MrXD

    wha-what is this....no, it can't be.........no, no.....

    No Caption Provided
    Why Criterion games, why why why........ :'(
    Avatar image for kmg90
    kmg90

    514

    Forum Posts

    2705

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 1

    User Lists: 8

    #10  Edited By kmg90
    @SeriouslyNow said:

    And people were actually defending this Kinect shovelware trash.....ugh

    Did you see the interview they did with Criterion for the EA Summer Showcase? Apparently its hard to drive with a regular game controller. So what I can now do with Kinect, which makes it "so much easier",  is that you can put your foot forward to go and pull your foot back to reverse and mimic holding up a imaginary steering wheel, which in the interview he actually says right out "looks ridiculous". How low functioning of people do they intend to target with the Kinect of which don't understand the concept of left trigger brake, right trigger accelerate.    
     
    and something tells me ( I haven't played a kinect supported racing game) that using the connect to drive would require the player to always be standing up while playing, which seems from just imagining it, tedious and unimmersive.  and when it comes to burnout or any racing game for that matter the reaction time that is needed to race efficiently is already hampered by the noticeable latency of the Kinect. 
     
    Tit'shis is a prime example of why I truly hate the Kinect,  it distracts developers into implementing shoddy, tacted on Kinect support or mini-games when they could be putting the effort towards making the core game better. ( see the first Harry Potter game that included Kinect support, ghost recon future soldier, Star Wars Kinect) 
     
     
    it's not that I do not like the technology surrounding Kinect it's how Microsoft designed the hardware around it, like removing the separate processing chip from the sensor adding a very noticeable latency to the motion recognition.  Just the amount of effort that is needed to keep the Kinect from not recognizing the player correctly is the main indication of why I believe Microsoft jumped the gun too early on this tech.
    Avatar image for yanngc33
    Yanngc33

    4551

    Forum Posts

    87219

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 14

    User Lists: 5

    #11  Edited By Yanngc33

    @oraknabo said:

    Chinatown Wars?

    Chinatown Wars is an excellent example of people thinking a game was trash upon reveal before actually playing it

    Avatar image for fluxxed
    Fluxxed

    82

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #12  Edited By Fluxxed

    Oh, internet.

    Avatar image for sooperspy
    Sooperspy

    6485

    Forum Posts

    935

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 9

    User Lists: 17

    #13  Edited By Sooperspy

    Why don't they just make a sequel to Burnout Paradise already.

    Avatar image for deanoxd
    deanoxd

    776

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 1

    User Lists: 0

    #14  Edited By deanoxd

    its not a full disk game right? its a XBL title, and from the sounds of it they haven't really been working on it for very long. so who knows what else they have been working on, i don't think hitting the rage button is warranted yet.

    Avatar image for seriouslynow
    SeriouslyNow

    8504

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #15  Edited By SeriouslyNow

    @kmg90: Yep and Jeff goes ahead and makes a supporting article for this trash. What's up with that?

    Browse Boards
    Jump to Top

    ×

    Move topic to another board

    Pick a board and hit submit

  • (Or search for a more specific forum)
    • Close
    ×

    Pick a List

    Close

    This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

    Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

    Comment and Save

    Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.