The Russians (yes, all of them) put out a hit on the dog, who then goes into hiding. Ten long years later, he emerges, having built himself a super-tank: The Sherman Shepherd. Mowing down filthy, filthy commies by the dozen, he suddenly runs out of fuel in the middle of Moscow. Robo-Gorbachev aims a shotgun at the dog and quips: "Every dog has his day, comrade. You already had yours."
BLAM. Fade to black.
The credits begin to roll.
Suddenly, America happens all over Russia's face in the form of the USMC unloading fully automatic freedom into Robochev's steel casing. After Russia is forced to become America 2: The Squeakquel, the player's character looks at the camera and salutes. As he lowers his hand, you see a message emblazoned on his forehead: "Freedom Isn't Free".
The credits resume.
Afterwards, a shot of the cave in which the dog built his tank comes into view. Puppies begin trotting out. A voice-over: "Call of Duty: Ghosts 2: Bark Ops, 2015".
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