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    The Castlevania franchises chronicles the ongoing fight against Count Dracula by the Belmont family and their allies. To this day, Dracula continues to pose a threat to the world.

    Castlevania players must hear...

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    Edited By unclejohn0525

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    Castlevania has always been known for its excellent music (my brother is a musician himself, and he practically plays my DS just to hear the music in the games), and just about everyone has heard the main theme of the series, "Vampire Killer", at some point. Well, here is a version of that famous song with lyrics. Hilarious lyrics, by Shael Riley (who some of you may recognize as "Lunk" from the classic internet series "Captain S").

    Even fans of Castlevania may not understand the joke of this remix though, so I'll explain. So, in the Castlevania series, Dracula returns from his grave every one hundred years, only to be vanquished by somebody in the Belmont family... Or whatever. I'm no expert on the series, I've only played the DS ones. Anyways, if it's every one hundred years that Drac returns, then what about the generation of Belmont that is born in the middle of that century? This song is about a made up character named Juese Belmont, who is just that. The odd generation out, that doesn't have any spoooooky vampire to defeat, and whose only real job is to make the next Belmont by, "Touchin' ladies thighs, to keep the name alive." Have a listen. It's a good laugh.

    P.S. Based on the weather reports, tomorrow is lookin' like it's gonna be a snow day for me, and if it is, I'll make a video blog.

    Later

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    #1  Edited By unclejohn0525

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    Castlevania has always been known for its excellent music (my brother is a musician himself, and he practically plays my DS just to hear the music in the games), and just about everyone has heard the main theme of the series, "Vampire Killer", at some point. Well, here is a version of that famous song with lyrics. Hilarious lyrics, by Shael Riley (who some of you may recognize as "Lunk" from the classic internet series "Captain S").

    Even fans of Castlevania may not understand the joke of this remix though, so I'll explain. So, in the Castlevania series, Dracula returns from his grave every one hundred years, only to be vanquished by somebody in the Belmont family... Or whatever. I'm no expert on the series, I've only played the DS ones. Anyways, if it's every one hundred years that Drac returns, then what about the generation of Belmont that is born in the middle of that century? This song is about a made up character named Juese Belmont, who is just that. The odd generation out, that doesn't have any spoooooky vampire to defeat, and whose only real job is to make the next Belmont by, "Touchin' ladies thighs, to keep the name alive." Have a listen. It's a good laugh.

    P.S. Based on the weather reports, tomorrow is lookin' like it's gonna be a snow day for me, and if it is, I'll make a video blog.

    Later

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    #2  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

    thats pretty funny 

    id rather make pancakes then fight  dracula 
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    #3  Edited By gearhead

    No school. Whoo!

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    #4  Edited By Icemael

    If we're talking must-hear CV stuff, these come to mind:




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