There's only one rule and it's simple: say something nice about Cheetahmen II. I know it's a broken game. You know it's a broken game. We all know it's a broken game. But sometimes we all need self-esteem boosts, even if it isn't really all that justified. Cheetahmen II is no different.
Okay, I'll start.
Cheetahmen II... You taught me that the only things to fear in this world are tornados, parrots, worms, beetles, and limbless swordsmen. That's all I've ever needed to survive in this world and I'm much better for it. After all, according to you, the things that should be real threats, like genetically modified apes from hell, are actually cakewalk. Maybe it was a glitch that that boss actually doesn't do anything to you period, but a lesson is still a lesson after all and I think you for it, Cheetahmen II.
Who else can dredge up flattery for this game? This is the Internet, so surely somebody else has the courage to try as well.
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