That's the funniest part.
At the time of writing Crytek have refused to respond to any of the points made above, and it’s pretty obvious why.
BTW, that's also pretty much how the Star-Trek techno-babble usually works. Mash a bunch of unrelated terms (pixel spread and Joule?!) and most people will nod "sagely" or just go "yeah, whatever, if you say so".