Dan Ryckert Just Said...

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#701 Posted by Kamui97 (61 posts) -

Gaiden the Ring, episode 5:

""I'm fairly certain i could win the lottery ... most things i've wanted just happen, so i figure if i try it enough i'll win"

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#702 Posted by TravisRex (819 posts) -
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#703 Posted by frytup (1042 posts) -

Hopefully the Dan who just realized he has to pay taxes on the monetary value of his "free" Taco Bell wedding remembers to factor the IRS into his inevitable lottery win.

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#704 Posted by Kamui97 (61 posts) -

From House Flippers QL. That QL is a top tier dan ryckert quick look.

"Is there a chance that if I buy a dozen eggs and have my dog sit on them for a while, that a dozen chickens will come out?"

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#705 Posted by SethMode (1455 posts) -

@kamui97 said:

From House Flippers QL. That QL is a top tier dan ryckert quick look.

"Is there a chance that if I buy a dozen eggs and have my dog sit on them for a while, that a dozen chickens will come out?"

Well, I had this on the back burner but now I am dropping everything to watch it immediately. Thank you citizen, for your good contribution.

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#706 Posted by vdortizo (252 posts) -

If life was an RPG, Dan would have a +100 luck stat. He's the Homer Simpson to our Frank Grimes

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#707 Posted by shorap (318 posts) -

@vdortizo: I can see him eating outta a can of nuts and gum right now.

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#708 Posted by MerxWorx01 (569 posts) -

"I raised them! They have to listen to me!"

-GiantBeastcast on the topic of clones

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#709 Posted by Zripwud (272 posts) -

I can't believe this website. After all... I'm a Ryckert denier.

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#710 Posted by Kamui97 (61 posts) -

Courtesy of one Abby Russell on Twitter:

"A real statement, just now by @DanRyckert after eating a iHOP steak, “I’m gonna go wash the blood off my pants.”

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#711 Posted by frytup (1042 posts) -

"Wait... pirates steal things??"

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#712 Posted by vdortizo (252 posts) -

Dan & Abby on baby butts:

Abby: You're gonna go to jail for this.

Dan: This is a video game, I'm covering my industry.

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#713 Posted by Shindig (4699 posts) -

Better than Pete Townsend's defence, to be fair.

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#714 Posted by TheRealTurk (301 posts) -

I feel like this thread needs a game. Something like "Here's 10 silly quotes. Which one's are Dan's?"

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#715 Posted by dudeglove (13467 posts) -
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#716 Posted by mugendee (4 posts) -

@dudeglove: I lost my shit at this. The reaction is amazing. The way that Vinny, Alex and Brad turn their heads in unison and confusion is fantastic. Ben looks like he is melting.

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#717 Edited by Excitable_Misunderstood_Genius (339 posts) -

@frytup said:

"Wait... pirates steal things??"

https://clips.twitch.tv/LightTacitFerretHotPokket

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You really have to watch this at least five times focusing on a different member of the crew each time. Brad's refusal to believe that Dan had actually said it at first is phenomenal. Jeff trying to figure out if it's a bit for like five seconds. Ben instantly looking for validation from the rest of the group. Vinny at war within himself between incredulity and the urge born of weekly podcasts with Dan to just get past it as fast as possible. Alex being bewildered, caught halfway into his own bit about reporting the losses in dollars.

This ranks with Chris With The White car in the pantheon.

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#718 Edited by FlashFlood_29 (4163 posts) -
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#719 Posted by Big_Denim (603 posts) -

@flashflood_29: Holy cow, I think I just peed myself laughing so hard xD xD xD

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#720 Edited by John1912 (2467 posts) -

Dan trying to cook egg shells to make a egg white omelette, and calling his mom to ask why it wasnt working is still pretty much unbeatable imo. You cant even write something like that. It would just fall flat, as being too absurd.

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#721 Edited by uhtaree (932 posts) -

I Feel like I'm tattling, but in the first 10 minutes of his Panning the Stream podcast:

"I didn't know you were supposed to wash hoodies."

(on Neutering) "I thought they cut the penis off."

(on Court Cases, i.e. "State of New York vs. Dan Ryckert") "I didn't know the prosecution worked for the government."

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#722 Posted by devise22 (684 posts) -

@uhtaree: Those are certainly some gems.

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#723 Posted by meaninoflife42 (665 posts) -

Dan’s earnest comment about what he thought refrigerator’s did to food at the end of this week’s Beastcast was pretty great. That and everyone’s reaction to it.

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