"In the original game script we wrote that Cerberus was going to shove Dante up his ass...it was a crazy, crazy scene. We just couldn't do it in the game for a lot of reasons. To have that moment that was in the game script that was cut from the game to show up in the animated feature is just really cool." - Vic Cook
This was announced at Comic-Con, personally... I'm kinda glad I'm not going to get covered in Demonic Poop.
Though I do feel sorry for those few frames of animation...
Dante's Inferno
Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Feb 09, 2010
- Xbox 360
- PlayStation 3
- PlayStation Portable
- PlayStation Network (PS3)
- + 2 more
- PlayStation Network (PSP)
- PlayStation Network (Vita)
Traverse the nine circles of hell in Visceral's action game named after the first cycle of Dante Alighieri's epic poem The Divine Comedy.
Dante's Inferno was to feature an adventure into Cerberus' ass
" Hot stuff. "Is that because it's literally hot up an ass-crack or you genuniely find this hot? ;)
" @TheMustacheHero said:What's more hot that going up a three headed dog's steamer tube?" Hot stuff. "Is that because it's literally hot up an ass-crack or you genuniely find this hot? ;) "
" @FlamingHobo said:Going up a four headed dog's steamer tube?" @TheMustacheHero said:What's more hot that going up a three headed dog's steamer tube? "" Hot stuff. "Is that because it's literally hot up an ass-crack or you genuniely find this hot? ;) "
" @TheMustacheHero said:No I was going with Lava, but ok." @FlamingHobo said:Going up a four headed dog's steamer tube? "" @TheMustacheHero said:What's more hot that going up a three headed dog's steamer tube? "" Hot stuff. "Is that because it's literally hot up an ass-crack or you genuniely find this hot? ;) "
" @FlamingHobo said:Touché Hero, touché." @TheMustacheHero said:No I was going with Lava, but ok. "" @FlamingHobo said:Going up a four headed dog's steamer tube? "" @TheMustacheHero said:What's more hot that going up a three headed dog's steamer tube? "" Hot stuff. "Is that because it's literally hot up an ass-crack or you genuniely find this hot? ;) "
" @TheMustacheHero said:Going up a five headed lava shitting dogs steamer tube." @FlamingHobo said:Touché Hero, touché. "" @TheMustacheHero said:No I was going with Lava, but ok. "" @FlamingHobo said:Going up a four headed dog's steamer tube? "" @TheMustacheHero said:What's more hot that going up a three headed dog's steamer tube? "" Hot stuff. "Is that because it's literally hot up an ass-crack or you genuniely find this hot? ;) "
" @FlamingHobo: I have no idea of the relevance of that but it never took away from the brilliance. "'Twas how my brain reacted.
To your reponse I mean.
What? I would havel oved this had they gone through with it. I mean, what we've seen of the game so far is relatively tame. A spalunking adventure through demonic tail would be great fun.
Here's a link to some quotes regarding this:
http://kotaku.com/5321485/dantes-inferno-cartoon-features-monster-anal
What really sets me off is this comment in particular by the game's executive producer, Jonathan Knight:
"In the original game script we wrote that Cerberus was going to shove Dante up his ass...it was a crazy, crazy scene. We just couldn't do it in the game for a lot of reasons. To have that moment that was in the game script that was cut from the game to show up in the animated feature is just really cool."
This has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard a game developer say. Didn't reps at EA and Visceral Games claim that they were taking a mature approach to this project? That they would be respectful of the source material? Why in the circles of hell is the game's executive producer speaking so proudly of a scene in which they take the protagonist and shove him up a demon's asshole? It's like he never read The Divine Comedy. This isn't respectful of the source material, and it certainly isn't mature unless it's the M-rating "gore and sex" form of mature.
I can't say that I ever was that interested in this game to begin with, but the above quote is the straw that broke the camel's back. There's absolutely no way I am rewarding EA or Visceral for their stupefying immaturity and immense disrespect of the source material.
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